Jesus To Be Sure

 

I was looking through my blog .... and it is fucking hilarious! anyway back in 2007 I had this wee thing up. Some idiots were saying that St Patrick was a British Protestant .... yeah I know, how stupid do you have to be? So Jesus O'Christ must be Irish then.

JESUS WAS IRISH

1. He lived at home until he was thirty.
2. Just before he died, he went out drinking with his buddies.
3. His mother thought he was God.
4. He thought his mother was a virgin.

I could add a  5. That like most Irish people he wasn't sure who his real father was. Or a 6. that his mouth was what got him into trouble.