The worse thing about tugging the lad while watching a porno (Old Knudsen has heard about this from a friend) is when yer ready to release yer krazy glue the camera moves from the hot chick to the muscle guy giving his all..... you spunk away to some bad acting guy's 'o' face, yer instantly ghey!
To make life perfect you just need Nelson Muntz to jump out from behind the couch and go, "ha ha" at you.
There is something even worse than that (so Old Knudsen has heard) when yer watching ghey porn and there is no hot chick and so you have to knock one out while looking at muscle men plugging away .
Other voice in Old Knudsen's head: 'Then why do you watch ghey porn then ya big poof ?'
Old Knudsen gets agitated not able to gather a wity cum back, "go fuck off you voices Old Knudsen has been judged by better than you ............. I was um researching a role I was playing for a movie."
Other voice in Old Knudsen's head: 'Well with the excessive amount of research you've done you're bound to win an Oscar.'
Old Knudsen reaches for his medication and pops a Sinestro to kill the voices.
