Death To America But Not On My Watch

Another audio tape has been released allegedly from Dick Cheney, FBI still have to authenticate it.

"Death to America but it isn't our fault when the last leaf blows off the tree the grasshoppers will kill us all and everything I did would have been done for nothing. I killed, tortured and posed nude for my country but you damned it by electing a black, gay, Muslim and you are going to pay for it. You have to shed non-Christian lefty blood or our world as we know it will crumble to dust and the mailmen will get confused."

A startling diatribe from a man who some believe was behind the 9/11 attacks. Some have described Cheney as that shite that won't go away no matter how many times you wipe it and annoys you throughout the day, not very important but can lead to permanent skid marks.