Saturday, 31 October 2015

ISIS Issue Fatwa On Al Roker

ISIS were furious with the Today show when the presenters came on dressed as a horrific version of Charlie Brown and Peanuts.

The ISIS members who were watching day time TV phoned in and declared a fatwa upon Charlie Brown and Al Roker and then they made it official by tweeting it.

It seems that the hair on the front of Roker's head spells 'Allah' in Arabic letters which is forbidden to do according to the written texts by Wasabi teachers such as Mohammed ibn Abdulwahhab.

Roker is said to be very distressed and claims he didn't know about the wording on his forehead. Charlie Brown was not available for a comment.