Wednesday, 18 February 2015

50 Shades Of Hay

Anastasia Silver goes to interview young entrepreneur Christopher Hay. She encounters a self made man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating ..... Mostly intimidating.

Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and is desperate to get close to him but due to his lack of personal hygiene she remains distant.

Unable to resist Ana’s gash between her legs, cheap perfume and fake tan, Hay admits he wants her, too .... but on his own terms.

Shocked yet thrilled Ana hesitates. Before long though she is tied up in the barn and getting hot lunches on her chest. Maybe she should have told someone where she was going.

Hay is a Ballymena farmer, tormented by demons and consumed by drugs, alcohol, the Bible, mammy issues and the need to control.
Ana is unlike any female he has had before, mostly because of the lack of all over hair and her canny ability to walk upright and use her opposable thumbs to text with, Hay is intrigued, only his mother could interest him as much as this wan.

The couple embark on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Hay’s secrets such as his police record for sheep worrying and explores her own dark desires such as line dancing. She belongs to him now because he knows all her social media passwords and can track her every movement with a GPS ear tag he uses to combat sheep rustlers. 
"They faced each other in the dimly lit kitchen, tall and wide he stood there holding a length of garden hose, Ana bit her lip thinking about the beating he was going to give her, she gazed at his full and manly chest and admired his six pack, 'Shouldn't that be in the fridge cooling?' she asked since she hated the taste of warm beer. Hay looked over at the six pack sitting on the counter, 'I'll teach you, ya bitch for questioning my drinking habits' he strode towards her with the hose held aloft, his rage burning like fire, her inner goddess sang as she knew that this was a beating she well deserved."
In the second book Hay takes iron pills for anemia, 50 shades darker coming out soon. 

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