Friday, 27 July 2012

Romney Does London

Mitt Romney is busy traveling to the UK, Poland and Israel on the charm offensive as an international salesman. On his trip he has already been described as being devoid of charm and mildly offensive.

He left the US after suggesting on US TV that he wasn't sure that London was ready to hold the Olympics.
This comment irked Prime Minister David Cameron who replied that London was a busy city and sure its far easier to hold the games in the middle of nowhere referring to the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics of 2002.

On the same TV show Mitt Romney then said, "and the British all have rotten yellow teeth and they talk funny in fact if it wasn't for us they'd be speaking in German, their health service sucks dead donkey dick, the women all look like men in drag and the workers are so lazy they go on strike if they don't get 10 tea breaks as for customer service everyone is so rude and no one says pip pip cheerio."

A spokesman for Romney later said he was reading off a list of things not to mention during his trip to Britain. I wonder how his holocaust speech in Israel will go.

Romney later did some damage control by saying that the Olympics would be “terrific”, blessed with “great weather” and full of “enthusiasm on the part of the people here in London”......."Not!"

All through his trip he had trouble remembering people's names and even referred to the head of the political opposition party as Mr Leader which may fly in the US but over here Ed Miliband is called Ed Millipede, Forrest Gump or Red Ed.

Run Ed Run ya big tard looking twat.

Then in a gaffe he mentioned that he had a meeting with Sir John Sawers, the Secret Intelligence Service chief. When you talk in a deserted car park at dawn with the head of the UK spies you don't talk about it.

The American athlete Carl Lewis who is considered as one of the greatest Olympians of all time even though he only won nine Olympic gold medals said, "Every Olympics is ready, I don't care whatever he said. I swear, sometimes I think some Americans shouldn't leave the country. Are you kidding me, stay home if you don't know what to say."

Romney tried to gain UK favour by saying hes “a guy from Great Britain who is married to a girl from Wales”.  Pointing to the fact his great-great-grandfather came from the north of England and was one of Britain's first Mormons ........ hardly anything to brag about. His wife's grandfather was a Welsh coal miner who left for the US in 1929..... big whoop. 

Obama like 98% of the rest of America is Irish - ish which is a tough act to beat Mr Romney.

We didn't bribe anyone to get the Olympics held in London so fuck away off  Romney. It would be way too awkward now if you became President as not only do you constantly slag off Europe (as is the US political trend) but you slag off the UK which is only for us to do.  I'm sorry Mr Mitty but we just couldn't have a 'special' relationship with you.