Thursday, 30 July 2009

Nothing Has Changed In France


Mr Sarkozy, 54, a prominent Frenchman fainted while jogging in devastating 84 degree heat.


Mrs Sarkozy who goes by her porn name of Carla Bruni merely sighed in bored sexual dissatisfaction and said, "The things you do for a career."

Old Knudsen in his ghetto home villa in the Inland Empire in Southern Callyfornia took time out from telling kids to get off his lawn in the 105 degree heat to say, "As the Frogs say, 'If you can't stand the heat find a German and surrender to them' you can quote me on that ."

OBB has and did.

Old Knudsen then did 50 one armed press-ups and then yer Ma.

1 comment:

Donn said...

"Find a German and surrender to them"..hahaha...

Oui Oui, but az Mon Oncle Jacques uzed to zay, h'onlee eef eet eez "schtarting" to feel a petit "krauted" in za village n'est-ce pas? :)

C'est ├ža, we tease because we lurve eh?