Wednesday, 3 June 2009

Odd Stuff

The capitol of North Korea, Pyongyang said that it won't honour a 1953 truce that ended the fighting in the Korean War. That means that technically America and the UN has another war front. Oh no North Korea we're doomed............... Oh c'mon who gives a fuck about them? I dare them to invade the south, see if Old Knudsen is bothered.

The only threat North Korea is to the world is if they sell their nukes to someone dangerous, as for a worried Japan well they took two nukes and survived and anyway that will teach them for Hello fucking kitty and Pokemong.

A nasal douche belonging to Elvis went up for auction. How come if I find one of these in the bushes beside my villa its a crack pipe but if it belonged to Elvis its a nasal douche?

A back scratcher belonging to Marylin Munroe also went up for sale.


awa said...

Can my backscratcher be covered in rhinestones, play a polyphonic rendition of "Oh When The Saints Come Marching In" and have the ability to cook meals, scrub feet and give back rubs? Huh? Huh?!

Heff said...

I think the backscratcher killed Marilyn.