Sunday, 28 June 2009

Dead Celebs Are The Best Kind Of Dead

Billy Mays the annoying bloke that shouts at you on TV infomercials was found dead in his Florida home, in Florida. If people die in groups of three then expect another two. Old Knudsen will take requests on who you want it to be.

The pitchman for OxiClean, Dong Glo and Kabum butt plugs, 50 year-old Mays who could be a Baldwin was found naked with a rope around his neck and genitals attached to the ceiling by OxiPutty in what experts are now calling a Dangerwank .

OxiClean stain remover should get the carpet below nice and clean.

4 comments:

Momentary Madness said...

I can see/hear it now: Wank&Wipe.
(read instructions carefully)

mago said...

A life for stains ...

Donn said...

"Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"
Do you suppose that Billy quoted Shakespeare in his dying moments?

With Mays out of the way and Ron Popeil retiring, the stage is set for Vince Offer, the smartalecky ShamWow guy to rule the cheesy infomercial market!!!

I love this guy "you know the Germans always make good stuff"..
Wiki describes his style as smooth-talking condescension..luv it!

Vince Offer..and Offer is his real first name! Shut-UP!

Donn said...

ah Vince.."Fettucine, Linguine, Martini, Bikini" that guy kills me!!