Obama Is Evil

Yes Old Knudsen may have gotten him re-elected but it was either him and his lemurs or Romney and his fake tan ..... fake tans are worse than lemurs....:::::huzzz:::::  Proof that Obama is in league with the evil lemur federation of doom.

Did you hear the microphone pick up a quietly said "death to humans" at the end of his official oath? You fools, you should have listened to uncle Knudsen.

I only have limited room on me escape rocket so keep sending in those titty pics so I can choose.   

Beyonce Fakes It

 

So Beyonce  lip-synched when she sung the Star spangled banner at Obama's inauguration. So what? you say, performers do it all the time.  
I watched her sing it and was impressed, I watched as she ripped out her ear piece half way through as if she was experiencing feedback problems... nothing can hold this proud black woman doon. 
No wonder Joe Biden was grinning ear to ear, it was good. 

It was a better performance than many others and not too much American idol warbling when they take a one syllable word like Free  and turn it to Fer - her- her -fi- ree- ee-ee-ee  that isn't singing, thats shite.

Now I find out she lip-synched.  I feel cheated .... nay violated, much like when it turned out that Obama is really a sneaky shite and not as honest and straight forward as he seemed.... still better than Romney though.

The Marine band who accompanied Beyonce were not so good and were obvious about faking it .... Marines huh.

I wonder if when Jay z is throwing one into her she pre-records her orgasms. Huh huh huh are you faking it baby? ..... No sugar I'm huh huh huh give it to me good nasty daddy ok maybe I am but it was from a time when I did it for real. 

Thats it! from now on Old Knudsen is boycotting Beyonce and Beyonce type products. I'm binning all my Destiny's child LPs too.

  

Shadow Wars

 

So whats going on in the US? well it's guns and those poor wee children ..... that is what everyone is talking about.

For years now the US have been fighting shadow wars in North and east Africa,Yemen, former Soviet republics, Pakistan, Mexico and all over the middle east.     

These wars have ranged from using Stuxnet on Iranian computers to destroying convoys. Captured Enemies get routinely executed as do our own expendable assets.

In Mexico, US advisors are training the Mexicans to hunt doon and kill drug cartel bosses as if they were Al-Qaeda. In Pakistan it went from a few drones to many drones and ground battles with no thought of crossing borders.
There is even a shadow war going on in the US with drones collecting data on it's own people. That war has not gotten up to speed yet but when it does you won't know about it unless you read it here first.  

Four USAF men died this year in east Africa, it's hard to keep shadow wars a secret when you lose people.
Many of these wars started under Bush and like the Homeland security restrictions made by Obama he has also outdone Bush in escalating these conflicts. Bush was a clumsy idiot compared to Obama.


Just remember, what you see in the news isn't necessarily what is going on, but they made you mad enough with the gun thing so you don't see atrocities elsewhere.

I don't care how we win, these shadows cannot be allowed to beat us.    

Belast ... Protests For All The Family

"Da I wanna go to the Icebowl or the cinema" ..... "Fack aff Julie an just throw a brick at the fuckin peelers like wee Billy der, dey are ethnically cleansing are British identity."

As well as not valuing education, Protestant families of Northern Ireland also do not value parenting. Look at Old Knudsen for proof. As a child his Ma gave him a knife and told him to go make himself king of the playground, they were tough wee 7 year-olds.... of course I was 23 and had no business being at that school but I learned a valuable lesson that day, 7 year-olds go for yer junk.    

Horsemeat Found In Horses

Hot on the tail of the news story about horse meat being found in the meat products of many Irish and British grocery chains, horse meat has also been found this zebra.

And in yer Ma's mouth.

Ever wonder why yer brother was so fast at cross country running and why you are such a jack ass?

Planet Of The Lemurs

I've been warning you fools for years and soon .... oh very soon my friends the Lemur federation of doom will strike.

"Dad has been a long time at the Mini Mart getting beer mom" ... you'll never see yer father AGAIN!!!

No seriously hes run off with Mrs Munez 3 doors doon, I'm sorry for yer loss but you do know that he thought you were a really dumb kid and he also didn't think you were his.

Lemurs can strike anywhere, anytime and any other things ........ so they can. ANY.

Oh aren't they cute! slash, nom nom nom yer throat.   They say I'm mad they say I'm quite muscular with a huge cock ... I don't mind what they say cos you haven't listened to Old buff Knudsen. Yer doomed!
Except for those of you who will help the Lemur overlords at Mount Shasta to organise our extermination. .. you cunts!

Movie Violence Ate My Hamster

Quentin Tarantino no doubt has a hit on his hands with his movie Django Unchained. It's a western that has the angle of a freed slave as the walking slaughter machine.... no doubt very deep like most of his films. 

Tarantino is an enthusiastic hyped up on speed and coffee fucker that loves to over do the blood in his movies much like Monty Python did. Except they did it to mock such films and he does it because he thinks it's cool.

 

The US media do like to be pushed in directions that will excite or exaggerate a news situation. Due to the slaughter at Sandy Hook they looked around for blame and after blaming guns .... because guns whisper to people to kill, they then blamed violence in movies as the Oscars are coming out soon.

The commercial with celebs telling you to stop the violence was more hypocritical than Romney's election campaign considering they have made their millions in violent movies.   

"Make a plan and stop gun violence ..... but remember to see my new movie Django Unchained in which I kill lots of white folks."

   

Liberals who have gone from being considered the brightest and the most reasonable bunch to becoming the mirror image of Republicans with kneejerk reactions and no critical thinking involved.

Wear a hoodie for Treyvon and weep for Rodney King why don't ya. 

"I demand free speech for all ...... except people who are negative and don't support my views and causes cos they are bad."   

During an interview for his new movie Tarantino was asked about his relationship with movie violence and real violence in society.

He answered the question violently.  "I refuse your question. I'm not your slave...I'm not a monkey"

He said that his views had already been put on record years ago so he wasn't repeating them ... oh but you repeat the same old movie cliches and expect us to lap it up so why not this?

I liked Inglourious Basterds even though it was quite silly in places. I dislike Jamie Foxx but will probably watch that film some time when I'm bored.

Tarantino is a dick! he loves American idol and is like a teenage boy in an ugly grown man's body. He speaks just like some of his characters do in his movies but when he says the words they come out amusing and sad rather than of cult status.

Violence on TV is as much to blame for violence in real life as much as guns are to blame, thats zero.
I'll clue you in on who is to blame for Sandy Hook, Aurora,Virginia Tech, Columbine etc etc etc ... the crazy cunts that pulled the triggers.

Being influenced by something you see on TV enough to kill someone is not something sane people do.
The blame probably has more to do with technology, living lives on a computer, phone, TV or games console ... like a form of brain washing these weak minded people become something they are not, they become cool heroes and say things they would never have the courage to say in RL. They sit in front of these screens for hours ..... the way you'd brain wash a person, they start to believe what they see everyday and that starts to conflict with reality because they don't like the fat/skinny/ugly/picked on loser they really are.
The first thing they do everyday is turn on a screen or check their phones.... thats a sure sign of addiction. When you live yer life to the schedule of a weekly TV show .... that kind of sad behaviour is more accepted in society but its addiction none the less.

If these killers were into My little pony their brains would probably be as messed up as Grand Theft auto because the weakness and the disconnect is there.   

Put blame where is belongs.

Northern Ireland Needs New Leaders

Mike Nesbit the leader of the Unionist political party the UUP explains to his wife Linda why his breath smells like little Peter.

So after a month and a half of trouble that has cost us dear, trouble that was started by the First Minister of Northern Ireland, DUP leader Peter Robinson and when it got way out of control he did fuck all to stop it now ..... he and UUP leader Mike Nesbit are making plans on what to do for this year's marching season.

The fucking cheek! Beat Northern Ireland into the ground, make it lose jobs and investors, make us yet again the laughing stock of the world cos we be so dumb and backwards. Privatise the social housing sector without consulting anyone and then go on about more fucking flag waving.

Peter Robinson, you and yer voters are cunts! yer toady UUP yes men are also cunts! .... oh and those supporters of yers that don't vote because they can't reed or rite and are too busy setting people's cars on fire and throwing bricks at the police are cunts!

We need rid of yer gang colours, er sorry I mean flags. We need to outlaw the Orange Order as a hate group much like the KKK, we need to get rid of politicians who condemn the paramilitaries and then share a pint at the lodge with them.

We need change, in order to give us hope!

 Vote Alliance .... unless yer a cunt. 

The Hook

 

For a while now I've been feeling a little played, a little manipulated. Things just happen to be falling into place a little too easily.
The more I look into Sandy Hook the more I think that Obama is an alien and there are others!

Wayne Carver the Dom DeLuise/Brando fat fuck was the coroner .... nice name the mothership picked for you.
He was just all kinds of odd. Making little funny comments and looking like he was about to burst out laughing. 
He wasn't acting professional/normal/human .... also why was no one looking at him strange while he was rambling on? 
He hadn't examined all the bodies but he knew it was a long gun (rifle) and each of the 26 bodies had at least 11 bullets in them thats 286 times he had to pull the trigger (others had it at 150 rounds) and depending on his magazine capacity he had reload between 9 - 14 times. According to hearsay some of his mags weren't empty and so video games are to blame.

How come we get facts when we need to elect blame? Adam Lanza also shot up several cars... like you do in video games. 

Carver threw out a lot of facts for not having looked at all the bodies. He acted like he already knew and it was a big inside joke. 

There are a lot of conflicting reports on basic stuff like was there even an AR- 15? Everyone seems to think so including swiftly drafted up letters by the grieving families demanding to have them outlawed. 

Robbie Parker the father of Emilie was in quite a cheerful mood seconds before he got himself into character to look upset for the cameras. You pronounce her name 'I'm a lie' in case you were wondering.

 

Here is the Parker family with Emilie on the end on the right. From Utah originally .... hmmm.

Here is what one "Truther" noticed. The gurl on the left has no legs, he thought the middle gurl too but I can see those. If you look at the gurl's fingers they are doing the Devil horn sign .... FUCK! it's not Aliens ..... it's THE DEVIL! Oh and no one noticed that he only has one tie.... I'm sure thats important.

Another photo and I have no idea why they keep photoshopping Emilie into pictures like this but yer missing shadow on her arm behind her dad's, no hair is out of place and the grass at the front stops at the top of his knee.
Emilie wasn't in her school class pictures either .

You little angel. It seems that top Satanists use mind control... fuck me, I thought they were all posers.

The murdered teacher Vicki Soto with some creepy dude in the background.

I always saw Bush and his clan doing this sign and I thought it was the Texas Longhorns, they did think they were Texans after all but these folks are northerners WTF?

 

A part of Gotham city was changed from South Hinkley (the guy who shot Reagan) to Sandy Hook. The production designer of Dark Knight Rises was Nathan Crowley who is related to the batshit crazy devil worshiping legend, Aleister Crowley..... Which connects us with the Batman shooter.

All those Skull and cross bones types live up near Newtown I'm just surprised they had sacrifices so close to home. Seriously, something is up with those people.    

Less than 48 hours later they were all in front of the camera laughing and smiling about their dead loved ones, cameras were everywhere. It's not normal grief, shock or being strong, it's .... odd. Also yer average American would have mentioned God in every sentence, these people didn't.

Then there were the Facebook pages. A RIP for Emilie was set up 10th Dec .... 4 days before it happened the start date was on it. There are screen shots of it out there. That page was taken down and set up for 15th Dec the day after ...... but a fund page for Emilie was set up 14th Dec... yeah priorities huh. 

Like I said, strange things are going on. People actually died but there are still holes in the story. The police radio calls mention two suspects, the firearms used are in dispute and the people are nuts.

It was all Sandy at the end of last year, did nature need blood to get through the Mayan calender shit and there is some Nostradamus prediction that had sandy mentioned in it with either a hurricane or blood bath?  
     

Gavity Is Our Friend

So where was I? oh yeah I was telling you what I like about weemen. Maybe it's just Old Knudsen but he likes to see weemen's baps hanging doon when they bend over.

What is there not to like about that?

The lady from the first picture, this time she looks more intelligent for some reason I cannae fathom.

Flag Protests Get A Time Out

The dickheads were out blocking roads and causing trouble again on a cold and snowy Saturday night. What other twats block roads and inconvenience their fellow countryman/woman/child on a night when driving conditions are dangerous enough? ..... oh yeah stupid morons without a life.

Yes yer point was made ..... yer inbred, poorly educated chavs, we get it.

The police actually moved them off the roads as they should have done a month ago. The police also handed out leaflets sternly stating how these dickheads were breaking the law by blocking roads and covering their faces ...... "I'm going to close my eyes and you'd better not be breaking the law when I open them or I'll give you another stern yet polite vocal warning."

I'm sure these little boys with their banners and flegs screamed, "police brutality" .... Why do these protests remind me of Monty Python?

Ballymena Hey

A young Liam Neeson strums his banjo of possibilities.

I Am A Penis God!

 

 Here is a picture of a large breasted woman to get you through the following post.

In the Bulgarian town of Sozopl they have taken a break from finding graves of vampires etc to pimp their tourist trade and oh look, a temple of a cock god.

Go on ye gurl ye!

Archeologists have dicovered a  temple devoted to the impressively proud ‘Phallic God’ Priapus. Known for his huge cock he gave the Christian god YHWH such a complex he punished his followers for even suggesting that other gods existed.

Such a cute wee kitty. this post will have everything you could ever need.

Priapus -- fertility god, protector of livestock -- infact he had a centre of worship in the town of Ballymena and today the Ballymeanyins still worship sheep and the like.

 The anal sheep arse judging event in Ballymena. Bet ya wanna see my booty bounce.

These guys look well too happy at finding their soulmates and future dinners.

Priapus was also the boss of fruit plants, gardens and men's junk. He warded off erectile dysfunction, whatever that is. The son of Aphrodite and Dionysus -- maybe, he thought he was all that. Mr I'm god's gift to anything with a heart beat.

Old Knudsen doesn't care if it has a heartbeat.

Old Knudsen was worshiped in Messypotamia long before Priapus was cursed in his mother's womb.

While Priapus was cursed with an ugly face and a rapey nature, Old Knudsen used his beauty and charm to get followers, in fact Old Knudsen still does.
The kids would love it when I walked through the towns, I'd put candy in me foreskin and dispense it to anyone who wanted some sugar. Like a godlike Pez.

If you see Old Knudsen be sure to stroke his penis for good luck.  Of course with the rise of Christianity all the old gods became demons and fairies or just mocked and sex became sinful.

 
You know who thinks that sex is sinful? those who can't control themselves thats who. Sex is cool, sex is fun, even when it's up the bum ....... I'm a warrior poet that for sure.

When Victorian archeologists found such temples to the penis full of wall carvings they usually destroyed them, never mind the historical value but they were obscene to the small repressed Victorian minds .... you know, the people who bought the west circumcision that continues today. The inventors of pornography sure had some conflicting issues. Queen Victoria loved Bukkake . 

With every stone phallic that got destroyed, Old Knudsen's power waned .... now hes on a blog reliving his glory days .

 

      
Still a god and still better than you ..... just thought I'd remind you. When you get a boner give thanks to Old Knudsen cos if you don't he'll stop yer ability to do so right when you need it most Ka-Chow!

Yellow Belly With The Big Guns

Corn feed 22-year-old Joseph Kelley took his white boy ass, his  AR- 15 and handgun into a JC Penney store in Utah just to do his normal shopping right after Obama gave a speech about gun control.
It seems that it's legal but that doesn't mean he should do it just so he can make a point.  They said the weapons were unloaded but that sure looks like a clip on the rifle and to a trained pro you never have an unloaded weapon with a clip in it... fucking amateur.
Did anyone check that it was unloaded? I would be forced to assume it was loaded if I was law enforcement.
I doubt private Pile here is in the military, just another fat fuck with a self entitlement to own guns. Any real man like myself would take yer guns off you if I so wished to do so and would violate you and take pictures of yer small dick with them before selling the guns on.

He said that he didn't have any hassle or feel any negative vibes ..... um they were afraid you were going to start shooting you cock head, why else would yer picture be all over the Interwebs? 
 
Where to next, pick yer kid up from school? People like this are a good reason for gun control  .... civvie moron!

We Could Be Heroes

History is full of many great men, not so many great weemen cos weemen are lazy. I digress though. The great men in history have been mostly um ...... dirty dicks that cheat on their weemen.

Martin Luther King Jr, Bill Clinton, Ashton Kutcher, Kobe Bryant, Tiger Woods, Henry 8th and anyone named Kennedy.

 

 The rules just don't apply to them.

Gandhi is the fella people always quote when they want to sound intelligent, deep and at one with their inner strength.
Gandhi of course was a cunt. Treated his kids like shit and slept with weemen saying it was to further his spiritual growth .... tried that one meself, it never works.

 

For some reason it worked for him.. I can lie in bed with a naked woman and not be aroused as I have control over my desires .... oops didn't work last night but I'm sure it will tonight. Can I use yer wife as a bed warmer? .... no, I'll do it instead as I'm not comfortable with that ..... Sorry, only weemen, it's a spiritual thing.

Gandhi wanted peace alright .... piece of ass.

Michael Jackson only innocently slept with the kids, maybe his bed was cold too...... yeah right.

It really pisses Old Knudsen off that people can be total cunts while alive .... cheat on spouses, call for peace while funding terrorists, abuse children and kill off loose ends but because they made a stand that was immortalised in folk songs and pop culture or turned into a movie or put onto a t-shirt .... because they were a success at something like music or movies or held up as an example of greatness, their sins that they never paid for or showed remorse about get glossed over.

If only Jimmy Savile had been a popular singer then his hundreds of cases of abuse would have been over looked.
If he had been caught and confronted he could have done the religious way out like beg forgiveness for being a sinner .... well played Mr King.

Che Guevara is one of those brave freedom fighter types that students love to wear on their t-shirts. In reality he was a brutal murderer, the hatchet man of a cruel communist dictator.

Responsible for executing hundreds of prisoners then as the secret police rounding up and killing other suspects to rid the people of any notion of rising up he looked after concentration camps full of dissidents, homosexuals, Catholics, Jehovah’s Witnesses , Afro-Cuban priests and other scum.

What does he get? statues and movies made. It is ironic that this cunt who murdered to rid the world of capitalism has made millions in merchandise sales. 

His real name was Ernesto Lynch and he was half Irish and was born in Argentina. He was nicknamed 'pig' at school because of his lack of personal hygiene .... at least he was consistent as his stench was mentioned all through his life.

I suppose when you have some big man with a gun executing people at whim you hold yer breath and hold yer tongue rather than suggesting deodorant.

Not such a great story to tell about a hero of the revolution. Far too many dickheads get statues made to them and memes on Facebook.

People have faults and weaknesses but the ones that get away with shit and get turned into the greatest people of all time bug the shit out of Old Knudsen. If they are the greatest then ..........