Big Barney Rubble In Little China

Monk in foreground, Chinese rescue workers hard at work in their lovely clean gear while a Chinese military man sorts out his camera. "Oy monk don't walk into the scene!"

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So there was a wee 7.1 magnitude earthquake in China's Qinghai province on Wednesday. For those that don't get out too much that area used to be Tibet with a load of Mongols moving in during the 18th century.
In 1928 and then really super officially in 1949 China invaded and took it over for its own good, ach go watch the film Seven years in Tibet if ya can stand Brad Pitt's Austrian accent which was terrible but better than the Norn Iron one he did in The Devil's Own:

"One man trapped by destiny, and another bound by duty. They're about to discover what they're willing to fight, and to die for."


I'm too sexy for the RA!

I've never seen an IRA terrorist as pretty as Pitt, to be honest they are usually shouting "please don't kill me I was diddled by priests its not my fault I'm a murdering coward" with tears doon their faces and shit stains in their y-fronts. Ach did I get off track ? try to focus ya cunts.

So Tibet .......... the Chinese hate them but being commie bullies like to be in charge of a poor mountainous region that is of no use except its another part of the world they can own and it gives them an expendable no mans land to protect its real borders.

As soon as the quake happened hundreds of Tibetan monks and nuns were on the scene giving what relief they can and pulling bodies from the rubble. Now holy men may be total tit-heads but unlike the holy men of the Vatican these Buddhist monks don't make excuses they talk the talk and walk the walk just like those in the Burma protests so fair play to them .

Chinese soldiers and rescue workers have been mostly only digging bodies out of official Chinese buildings and schools, they are more eager to guard their own shit than dig but what can you expect its a 90% Tibetan region ....
The monks have been doing most of the work and are the only ones digging out people in the hooses.

Only official media allowed but Old Knudsen has his sources doon at Panda Express where the egg rolls flow free for Old Knudsen.
When the cameras turn up the soldiers get off their arses and send the monks packing and are seen to be the ones pulling the bodies out..... ah propaganda don't ya love it? memo to Bush, wear an open necked blue shirt with the sleeves rolled up.

Unlike the monks many rescue workers can't handle the altitude like they gave a fuck anyway.

The Chinese President Hu Jintao showed up at the same time as a load of government aid did and in front of the cameras hugged crying people and wrote in chalk on a blackboard in a makeshift school in a tent "There will be new schools! There will be new homes!"

He didn't say where they would be as now is a great time for China to move broken ethnic Tibetan families to more chinky regions to get rid of them.

Don't worry Americans with you getting over all caring Socialist health care which you often confuse with cunty Communism you can still be total wankers just like the chinks. During Katrina the government was under no obligation to help but it was expected and media pressure made it so. Why would they help? its not a socialist cuntry, ach ya want it all but not pay for it.

Oh sorry its Tibet Not Norman Tebbit the English MP who this year violently kicked a chinky child who wore a Chinese dragon costume during a Chinese New Year parade.... silly twat!



Who gives a fuck its Tibet? What about those cunty Icelanders and their volcano ash? now that is serious I mean who wants ugly American tourists stuck in Ye Olde London .......... England for any longer than they have to be? "I'm an American damn it I should be airlifted out by the space shuttle, McCain wouldn't have let this happen, damn you Obama!"


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What Has Tibet Done For Me Lately ?

I myself have not been embarrassed about anything from the time Kenny Rogers tried to chat me up in a Vegas casino, I said "Kenny I love the Gambler but I'm not 'in' love with the gambler so fuck off ya poof."

I was close to embarrassment the other day. For some reason China will be hosting the Olympics, I thought Syria or Iran would have been better but what do I know? There are these cunts from Tibet trying to spoil everyones fun by protesting the torch runners and attacking guys in wheelchairs that are holding it etc. Well I don't like that kinda shite.

The facts are that Tibet is an arsehole place in the middle of nowhere with nothing to offer anyone, the US or UN didn't even go into Darfur when thousands were being killed why do they think anyone will do anything about China in Tibet?

China has given the US so much money they practically own them and as for don't buy Chinese, I'd like to see you buy otherwise at Christmas when the Spaceman and the warriors of the universe toys cum out riding their war space-ponies with their long braidable hair or Bratz cums out with a new line called Skankz who look more doon symdrome and slutty than before each toy cums with Tourettes, you push a button and the doll says, "Bitch" or "Hoor". For the boyz you'll have the Pimpz that say, "where my money ho?"

No one will save Tibet in fact I am surprised that Taiwan hasn't been invaded yet, the chinks don't care and soon they will rule the world.

Tibet needs to become Christian and find oil and then we'll see.

Because Killamory is such an important place the torch runner did a loop and ran through it, he had a power bar and power drink and then did some powerful urinating and had a power dump.

While waiting I saw the glint of a rifle scope up in the Killamory sniper bell tower so I went to see what was up. I didn't bother the police as they never believe me what I tell them now but I really do see the things I tell them I see .

I hugged the walls and did forward rolls across the open areas, special farces you know. I got a round of applause and some tips of some very nice people.

I crept up the steps and saw The Dali Lama holding what looked like a subsonic, suppressed weapon with rapid, multi-shot capability, minimal action noise, and no need to hunt down spent cartridge cases. Based on a Ruger Super Redhawk. A smaller, non-stocked version was made from a Ruger GP100. This used a .22 cal sabotted projectile in a .38 Special cartridge case, interesting I thought probably Swedish made.

Lama didn't give any indication he knew I was there until his foot whipped out and caught me in the stomach, I doubled over in pain and looked up at him smiling that smug I'm so superior smile he does, "What happened to peace Lama or are you just another two faced cunt like Gandhi?" he chuckled a bit and said, "Ah Storm Bringer (my CIA name) if you want peace you must prepare for war, I read that in a fortune cookie once." I got to my knees still gasping and said “I’m serious as cancer, when I say that rhythm is a dancer”.

He looked confused so I was up with an uppercut to his chin, I could hear the teeth crunch and I tossed his arse out the bell tower window and said,"Snap!" ................... they sung rhythm is a dancer oh never mind my invisible Greek chorus got it.

I looked doon expecting to see bits of lama all over the ground but there was nothing, a crow cawed or did it crow? anyway it sounded awfully like "you cunt" I had heard he could shape shift.

I went back to the crowd none of them knowing what a hero I was then I saw it, some cunt was running off with the torch, I ran as fast as my prosthetic leg would let me and tackled the fucker, the torch went out as I knocked his pan in , "free this" thump "give the Lama my best" thump.

The peelers jumped in and pulled me off to jail, I have my own cell.

It seems that it was just someone running with the torch posing for pics while the runner had his extra long shite.

No people don't call me a hero, I'm just a guy with a blog or 10.

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