Showing posts with label society. Show all posts
Showing posts with label society. Show all posts

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

What Is Wrong With Us?


We don't want refugees or immigrants because what if they are terrorists? They take our jobs while at the same time take our welfare benefits ... aye, they will multitask and we'll pay for it. Out of sight out of mind so let them suffer elsewhere, not our problem.

Guns don't kill people, people do ... guess what people use to kill when they can easily get access to them.

Guns were invented to kill and some people are happy to have them everywhere because they feel safer??? Aye, not too bright really. Battlefields are not very safe.

Lets use up all the fresh water on lawns and golf courses because who the fuck needs fresh water? 

Lets frack for natural gas and contaminate the ground and water with chemicals because wind turbines are too whirly, spoil the view and will use up all the wind. If we frack in Poland and other eastern European cuntries it'll piss off Russia too who supplies them with fuel and who threaten to cut supplies to get their way.


Here is one of the ways in which we are fucking up society. Ach it's ok, the gun is orange and it's a cartoony shooting of someone's head. Big chunks of bone, hair, brains and skull fly out of real heads when they are shot so this is fine. Every 3 year-old should learn to aim for the head, it'll come in handy for when they reach puberty and hate the world.

    Die you fucker, die! .... you aren't my real dad anyways.

The male child will use anything they find to become a gun if they don't have one. A stick becomes a gun, a pop tart, whatever. GI Joe has a gun, a box of toy soldiers all have guns on them. From an early age they see that having a gun is normal and acceptable. 
Many males grow up fine with happy memories of their American toy soldiers winning against their German soldiers (cos the British uniforms looked shite) These soldiers are dressed for war in the Pacific, the grease gun, M1 Garand and Colt .45 1911 weapons even help younger folk learn too. Now a days the quality of toy soldiers has been dumbed down so you learn shit.
Tesco sells a bucket of toy soldiers of American, British, German and Japanese from WWII, the details are not sharp and they have flashing all over the place. Don't look too closely because while they are WWII era soldiers you'll see that the Americans are as usual superior because many of them have M-16's from the Nam era. Fuck you Tojo, we have the fire power from the future. 

           New information: He was a dick as well. 

Not all kids grow up to be um "normal" whatever that is. There are people who grow up with a skewed idea of reality and of self importance. Sometimes love is not enough, they are just wired differently. We all do stupid things when young but now kids have access to more stuff that can enable them to make the wrong choices, all we had to contend with back in the day was drunk dialing. A phone call can be forgotten but a text or an uploaded photo of yer cock can live on forever. What's the first rule of dick pics? .... NEVER show yer face in them, it's a simple rule. 
Of course once you've seen Old Knudsen's cock you ain't ever gonna forget it ... you may never sleep again too, even Old Knudsen has nightmares about it.

If Adam Lanza, Elliot Roger, James Holmes and all the other young idiots didn't have easy access to firearms would they have still killed? Roger did stab 3 people to death which is an anomaly but would the others? 

A 75 year-old vet took down a 19 year-old who was armed with 2 hunting knives and the geezer saved a class full of children. If the nutter had a gun it probably would have been a slaughter . What I'm saying is that knife attacks will always happen but are more preventable than gun attacks, no one is calling to arm good guys with knives to stop a bad guy, all you need is a trained soldier with old man strength. 
If you've got balls, bitter or not you can stop a knife attack or even a terrorist on a train armed with 2 guns.

You don't need gun courage if you have real courage. I'm sure not all open carry and 2nd amendment enthusiasts are pussies, just the majority. Oh you have a gun, in 5 seconds it's gonna be shoved up yer arse, hope you can still reach the trigger.  

Our TV and Movies are violent, our video games and sports are violent and so are our toys and our heroes. Is it any wonder so many more turn to violence these days? The population rises as does the crime rate. It's a smaller world now and so we tend to hear about crime more. Depending on the media and political agenda we'll hear of blacks guys getting killed by cops but ignore all the white people or every shoot shooting gets mentioned even if it was a grudge getting settled that just so happened at school. We'll hear of every Israeli that gets stabbed or every Palestinian that gets shot .... depends on the agenda.

 I was born ugly with eye problems and now I'm stuck as an undead zombie, show mercy.

Maybe we need to smack the snot out of our kids more so they realise when Thor hits someone with his hammer it really hurts. To avoid any resentment or targeted revenge we should hire someone with a mask to randomly beat up of kids ..... or we should be better role models, ach the beating up is far easier, lets do that.  
        

Saturday, 1 February 2014

Hairy Vadge Or Not A Hairy Vadge? That Is The Question

Americans are a wonderful people, they like to put it out there while we British shake our heads and tut. Repression is the norm for us, Gog bless you Queen Victoria .... even though she was a total freak in the sack.
American Apparel put bush on their shop window dollies, maybe hairy nosed guy mannequins are next. Will Barbie stop hacking off her thatch? 

Is the bush back? Is the Sasquatch look sexy? do we even know what sexy is anymore or are others just going to call you a pervert because that is how we've been trained to think?  If Old Knudsen had a dollar for every time he was called a pervert he'd be rich, even with the crappy dollar to pound exchange rate.
A pervert is someone who will do what you won't.  

A pretty lass with nicely plucked eyebrows with some brown, blonde barbie doll wanna be.

Research student Emer O’Toole went hairy for a year to battle those artificial gender norms, I loved her 'get yer pits out for the lads' comment though the presenter 'Eamon Holmes the fat Northern Ireland cunt who is a dickhead in real life' didn't just laugh at it he 'had' to say "it's not lads you are getting them out for it's women" ... aye whatever, just laugh ya twat it was funny. Watch it, it'll will explain what I want to get out there and may make you think ..... something that daytime TV is not known for.

Is Miss Greece 2010 hawt or nat!

Any excuse to post about my favourite topic
Old Knudsen likes shaved arm pits on weemen and soft smooth legs cos weemen should be what men are not, soft and smooth. Boobies are not hairy and I LOVE the boobies.

I like weemen to have a hairy muff but for the love of Gog trim it a little. 

Why do we like weemen shaved? It's because pedos have run the world for centuries, also back in the day fucking whatever was acceptable.  The leap to finding children sexy to some is still a short one reinforced by society norms.
 

Sexualising  children is fucking disgusting, dressing them up as tramps, dancing to Single ladies is wrong on so many levels. Just put yer child on sellyerkidtopedos.com and be done with it. 

Nice and hairless like a child ..... shaven twats make Old Knudsen think about this and kills his mood. Shaven cunts are fucking itchy, seeing a woman getting stuck in there is as unsexy as seeing a man getting stuck into scratching his sweaty balls..... well I don't find that sexy, pulling out wedgies is hot though, especially if skid marks are involved. 

Muff Pubes aid with the friction of sex and so are a little more important than armpits. 

Madonna was hot in the 80's for five minutes until I saw her pits.     

This subject conflicts Old Knudsen because weemen shave and put make up on because society have told them that is what you should be doing. Aye they may say "I do it for myself" but thats because they are conditioned to do it and are used to it .... Gog forbid you'd incur the wrath of peer pressure when 50 year old barbie doll look a likes sneer doon their noses at you.   My man likes me this way .... funny since you've never asked him.  

Yes I'm sure he really wants yer finger nails as long and useless as that because he loves to think about the dirt and germs you harbor under them while you cook his dinner that has to be on the table by 6pm.  
Nails long enough to scratch backs during sex but short enough to clean the shit out of when you wipe yer arse.  

At the same time Old Knudsen likes armless arm pits and legs and to give yer minge a hair cut. A short back and sides not a landing strip or tiny soul patch. 

You should be able to do what the fuck you want with yer own body but if you can't sell yer body (or parts) kill yer body when you please, eat trans fats or have whatever medical procedure you want then you are in no way free. If the law don't get you then peer pressure of what is socially acceptable will. 

If you don't shave then fine, Old Knudsen may still tap you after a few drinks, don't worry fat chicks,  chicks with dicks and makeup less ladies you are in Old Knudsen's sights drunk or sober or high cos he ain't that shallow. 
If you love someone already and they decide to go hairy then I doubt THAT will make you love them any less but if it's someone you don't know, well no one is forcing you to ask them out.