Praise Is Rising

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It's Sunday which is a day of worship in some of yer human cultures. A day where you have to pretend not to like naked bodies cos that's sinful. Hey I didn't make up the rules some repressed alien, probably with mother issues passing himself off as a god did.  

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All the more reason to post naked bodies. 

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I'm proud of the research that goes into my posts. Now for here are some that soccer fans may be interested in. 

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Ya know .... blokes.

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 Maybe it's time for Wayne Rooney to fill in the rest of his Union flag tattoo or is he going to leave it bare like his thatch job?

Old Knudsen doesn't judge, though it is obvious you need help. Yer love of teams that promise to win then fail time after time sounds like an abusive relationship to me.  We'll do better next time baby, I promise.  

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One thing you can depend on, barbarian rape .... not Bavarian as that is just not right.

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And climax. How was it for you? .... ach like I care, I'm just pretending to be nice (fucking meds) now pop doonstairs and put the kettle on.

Asstastic Sunday

Sunday already, which means all the Christians will be going to church and ogling the kiddies all the while hearing their leader speaking of how they are the chosen ones. 

I can just hope that they stumble upon my Sunday posts and realise that adults can be just as sexy as little children.... if not more.

 

Today Old Knudsen is thinking about bums, bottoms, arses and butts. He thinks about these a lot for some reason as someone has to. 
 

I also share my life by posting pictures of some of the people I cum across .... sometimes they have arses.

A nice bum can be yer only saving grace especially if yer deformed or ginger or something.

Men have butts also, they sometimes converse with them, when he makes a butt burp he may say something like, "good arse I thought you were dead."

Crack is not whack, the Irish are obsessed with butt cracks, they always go on about the good crack.   

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The best thing about bums are that unlike tits you can usually get away with checking out a fine arse unless you draw attention to yerself by masturbating and cheering .... not a good idea.

Sexy For Sunday

It must be Sunday, don't go to church, only pedos go to church, stay home, grab yerself a cup of tae and look at these hot consenting adults. Far better than children and don't break as easily..... hey fuck face! get yer arse off my counter top, now I'm gonna have to get the Dettol surface cleaner out.

Old Knudsen does indeed post pics of his former loves but it's not out of revenge, mostly just for bragging purposes.

If Old Knudsen changes the ways of one Christian pedo then his work is done, of course theres all those Muslim kiddie diddlers to convert too. Ach religion is just seething with sin, thats what happens when you try to suppress humanity's dark side rather than embracing but controlling it.

Please excuse the fuck out of me for this lewd pornography shot. I liked her face and respected the suction she was applying .... hey I blurred the cock so you wouldn't know what it was and so wouldn't be offended.

Old Knudsen has been referred to as a pervert quite often .... if they had a point why didn't they just make it?

Nothing as bad a sexy big yoke taking off her undies revealing layers of skid marks, takes more than that to put Old Knudsen off.

Weemen who exercise for fun have something missing up top. Old Knudsen steers away from the overly fit lasses as he likes a bit of cushion for the pushin. I would not turn it doon though, any port in a storm as yon pedo Bible says.

Arty shots can be nice.

But so can an amateur selfie. Old Knudsen knows what he likes and likes and shares what he knows.