Wearing A Rubber

Old Knudsen being the romantic he is was thinking about his future wife, above when an amazing thought came to his mercurial mind.

I can turn one of me many gurlfriends into the spitting image of future wife while I'm still in the process of finding her home address and hacking into her account etc.

Weemen try to change men all the time (it's called marriage) so why not?

After 3 hours on Google I got the closest I could and I think I did pretty well.  She still looks a little shall we say, "unintelligent" so I'll have to get her a pair of glasses that scream, 'look at me, I'm a hooker with 10 degrees, I could call myself Dr Randy Annie if I wanted to.'   

Keep the dress on lass and if I call you Future wife don't get any ideas, it's role play. 

Men Are Not Beasts Of The Field

Tv presenter Jon Snow has been either blasted as being creepy or hailed for being honest because he said, "sex comes into every evaluation of a woman" meaning that when men meet weemen for the first time they may think about sexy things .....

He says that "sex is a natural animal instinct." and  "it's natural for men to think of all women as potential sexual partners."

Yeah right. So I put two pictures of my future wife (she still hasn't gotten back to me yet) fully clothed wearing super intelligent glasses and I must say that sex does in no way cum to mind when I look at her.
Nope, what I'm thinking about is if she has a really nice personality and if she shares my love of badger baiting.  

She is so going to suck my cigar.

Away an fuck Mr Snow, you illegitimate bastard of Ned Stark, we men are not just uncontrollable walking erections, keep it in the cage ya durty shite.