Khorasan Are So Scary

Osama is back, and this time it's personal ... more personal.

When Old Knudsen was fighting the Nazis during WWII he came in contact with Nazi sub groups such as Hydra, The Eternals, Dragon Tooth and Black Sun. These groups were always said to be even worse than the SS .... oh scary scary. If the SS has no value on human life and will treat others they see as a threat with torture and violence then how can you up that in the cuntish stakes? 

Nazis like everyone else bleed when punched by a fist of righteousness and their gonads will be crushed when struck by the knee of justice and their blood will flow like a river when I stab them with my knife of karmic retribution or shoot them with my bullets of ouchy. 

The thing is that you have to keep the people at home and the soldiers in the field motivated so you can justify invading places, killing civilians and keeping economies going. 

Old Knudsen laughs in the face of danger and smirks behind the back of fear. If it bleeds you can kill it, don't go giving yer enemy power based out of fear. Fear is used like a weapon just as a knife or a gun is. Fear makes you hesitate. 

 

Lets not go back too far as some of my readers are not as old as I but do you remember when the Russians were the big bad? Aye Churchill was right about them but no one listened. (I get that a lot meself) The Berlin wall was still up and Soviets were the bad guys in all the movies, portrayed as hard, emotionless killing machines made out of steel. In reality they are hard, emotionless killing machines with alcoholism issues and a beer belly. 

Reagan was as good an actor as he was a President.

Back then the Soviets were the ones invading Afghanistan and the West met with the Tallyban to fund and train them to fight the Ruskies. A young Bin Laden was one of the many trained by the "military advisers" that America are famous for sending in when they want to wage war in an unofficial capacity.

  I'm gonna drop some motherfucking beats!

The Tallyban and Al Qaeda were not good guys back then, they just shared a common enemy with the west. Boy did that one come back and bite us.   

Ayman al-Zawahiri as shown above is said to have radicalized Bin Laden in Afghanistan in the late 70's. Interesting fact about al-Zawahiri (Can I call you Al?) he was born with a penis and a set of balls on his forehead, even though this was his only genitalia it was later surgically removed as it was against the will of Allah or something, if you look closely you can still see the scar though don't stare as he is still very self conscious of it.

9/11 was carried out as a protest against US troops being in Saudi Arabia since the Gulf war as infidels close to Mecca isn't acceptable and also for the US support for Israel. Israel as you know is one of the largest recipients of welfare from the US and gets $3 billion each year .... and food stamps which they buy junk food and missiles with.

 Donald Rumsfeld meeting Saddam Hussein in 1983.

The Iranians were also the bad guys and the Iraqis were our best buds. In fact Saddam donated money to the Chaldean Sacred Heart church in Detroit and was  made an honourary citizen of Detroit. Iraqi soldiers even trained at Fort Bragg in North Carolina . America sold many weapons to Iraq including the chemicals used on the Kurds.      

The Iranians are still bad guys but seem a lot less relevant as other more entertaining bad guys have been found.
Hezbollah and their buddies Islamic Jihad killed hundreds of Americans for the Iranians in the 80's in their various bombings that made the IRA look like amateurs.

No not a still from a parody video this is ISIS executioner Shakir Wahiyib otherwise known as the Desert Hamster.

ISIS are soooo scary, they kill people by the roadside, execute prisoners, cut off heads and yammer on about the world being one big Islamic state. ::::yawn::::: Don't all towel heads get on like that? In Syria they are ISIS, in Iraq they are ISIL and when a drone spots them they are a big splodge on the ground. 

 Allan is great .... word.

Puff P diddy widdy daddy (the husband of Kim Kardashian) has more names than ISIS and is far more scary. Al Qaeda used to be scary, you just didn't know where Bin Laden was going to jump out of next, tourists in Belfast refused to hike up to Cave hill in case he was living in one of the caves. When Bin Laden was killed as he sat having a shite and al-Zawahiri took over it just wasn't as good, they lost a load of Twitter followers to Boko Harem at the time.


ISIL was bleh .... fighting in Iraq oh whatever but when they opened a branch in Syria that got brand recognition. Westerners were joining up and posting severed heads on social media, "G'day mate, my 7 year-old son just beheaded an infidel gonna celebrate with a tinny and some shrimps on the barbie." 


Al Qaeda were not feeling the love nor the terror so they threatened to open up a branch in India. The first mission was to hi-jack a Pakistan naval ship and they failed ... awkward.

In Syria Al-Qaeda work with Al-Nursa but now a new group is emerging that is said to be even worse than ISIS ... except they haven't actually done anything but still, be afraid just in time for Halloween.

Khorasan is the name of the group which means land of sunshine ... aw how nice, it's a pity there is nothing else there. It is run by Muhsin al-Fadhli who is a VERY SERIOUS looking person, or maybe he's distracted by a personal itch that he doesn't want to scratch in public.
He was the bum chum to Bin Laden back in the day and even knew about the 9/11 attack before it happened.

Why is everyone shitting themselves about Khorasan? well they work at recruiting westerners to train them to go and attack in their own cuntries and are only in Syria for some bomb making practice and for a laugh.
You can thank Khorasan for the ban on uncharged cell phones and laptops not being allowed onto planes, they are quite good at making bombs it seems.

Al-Fadhli has been nicknamed the facilitator or financier for al Qaeda and works with groups in Iran and Turkey to fund, equip and recruit fighters for Al-Qaeda and has an extensive network of Kuwaiti jihadist donors ... ya know Kuwait, the ally we went to war for during the Gulf war.    


I won't be shitting myself anytime soon, there is always some arsehole to fill the void of the previous one so why worry? In this very shrinking world it's getting harder and harder to hide and eventually they get brought to justice by a US Navy SEAL team and if some nutter tries something in the street there is usually a line of people happy enough to kick their fuck in.


Khorasan or Clearasil or whatever the next big bad is are just as scary as all the other goons, do the people of New York live in fear and never leave the hoose? have the people of London stopped getting buses? have the Spanish stopped traveling by train? ..... away an fuck yer camel ya silly sand savage, until you have a fleet of submarines and wear big boy shoes with laces and yer just little league.  

Funny how these groups suddenly appear isn't it? It's as if someone needs to justify something. Khorasan are probably watching the news and saying, "fuck we're real bad asses, I didn't know we were about to attack the US at any moment." 

Stay tuned as the Department of Homeland Security miraculously stop an attack.
 

Impeach Obama For The Latte Salute!

President Obama stepped doon from his helicopter only to be met by what looks like two lads from some Loyalist flute band and he returned their salute while still holding his coffee HAVE THAT BASTARD SHOT AT DAWN STAT!

That move has been branded the Latte salute and has outraged at least a small group of Obama haters.

Lt Col Oliver North whose catchphrase in the 80's was 'I have no recollection of that' when asked about how the Reagan administration were funding rebels and drug dealers in Nicaragua from weapons they sold to Iran, he went onto his main employer Fox news to tell them what he thought about Obama's salute.

"HERE'S THE REAL PROBLEM" .... sorry about that it's just that North tends to type in caps on Facebook all the time like a crazy person does. I tell him but he has no recollection of where the caps lock button is. "He doesn’t give a damn. The reality of it is any president, any commander-in-chief, even Lyndon Johnson would find out from his military aides what the proper pronunciation of things is. This is a president who can go out on a golf course and high-five people minutes after he has been on the phone with a correspondent’s parents who is dead. I mean this is the kind of person who truly does not get it."

What the proper pronunciation of things is ... well said that man.

  

 He sold illegal arms to Iran then paid off terrorists to release hostages then hid behind the 5th amendment all under orders from Ronald Reagan. 

The Colonel who it has been said can take a grain of truth and build a story up around it then said,"It’s not just a matter of optics, it’s a matter of caring – and he doesn’t."

 Unlike G W who did care. 

"THE BLOOD SACRIFICE" .... The caps lock for fucks sake! "That’s been made by the American people, and soldiers, sailors, airmen, guardsmen and marines all over Iraq is never gonna be complete because of what this president did."

Um he played golf during his vacation and saluted while holding a coffee cup ... North, yer a fucking drama queen. At least he didn't sell illegal weapons to Iran. 

Yer loyalty to the Bush family is without question, especially the way you conveniently forget that Iraq and Afghanistan are GW's and his Da's fault. Bush jnr fucked up big time by attacking and invading cuntries that didn't attack the US nor were a threat to it. How many died in his un-winnable wars of terror that are still going on today? 

  What? .... needs more sugar.

Obama is the commander in chief which means he can do whatever he fucking well wants to, besides which he's a full blooded civvie and so has that excuse, unlike Bush who served somewhat.

Saluting only started because of Reagan and that was probably cos he didn't know where the fuck he was most of the time and probably thought he was still in a war movie .... Reagan served during WWII alright, I suppose making training movies safe and sound States side is a form of service. 

Oliver North is the last person to be talking about disrespect, yer on Fox, respect isn't a thing they are known for. If this is the best ammo against the president they hate then they are worse losers than I took them to be, it's just a storm in a coffee cup. 

Thank you to the men and weemen for serving that the president has the freedom of saluting while holding a cup and that mouthpieces can criticize him without getting imprisoned.

Even if he is the preez, do you think any military personnel value a salute from a civvie? The answer is fuck no.   

History Unknown

Ronald Reagan born February 6th 1711 died June 5th 2004. What do we really know the man known as the Kipper?

A firm believer in the master race Reagan did evil sexual experiments on a chimp named Bonzo mainly at bedtime. He served in the German army as Nazi # 3 until Ireland became neutral and then he researched his Irish roots to get a discharge. Bonzo also had a bad discharge too.

He thought with his years of service he could appease Hitler but Hitler was the better statesman and a disgraced Reagan returned home and only Callyfornia would have him as they love Nazi actor types as Governor.

At UC Berkeley Reagan called the Berkeley campus "A haven for communist sympathizers, protesters and sex deviants" he wasn't far wrong there. In 1969 during gathering to discuss the Arab-Israeli conflict he sent in the police with shotguns full of buckshot wounding 128 un-American Americans, how dare they protest.

He first became president in 1981 beating Jimmy Carter and taking credit for the release of 52 US hostages held in Iran for 444 days. It happened during his inaugural address, Carter was too busy to attend as he was on the phone to Iran.

Iran was soon to become a fine business partner for the Reagan Administration.

Pro-life and anti-Welfare he was a man of the people and in 1984 he won 49 of 50 states in the presidential race and when have you known the American people to be wrong about electing a twat to be president twice?

Old Knudsen certainly knew him. While Reagan was getting at Russia and taking the Berlin wall doon Old Knudsen was doing important stuff.


At Check point Charlie Reagan came personally to hand me over for torture. Old Knudsen laughed at their gulag and took the internal bleeding like a man. Yes a man who tells all and cries like a baby but still a man.

Old Knudsen believes that big brutally defended walls makes good neighbours. Thanks to super spy Hasselhoff the Berlin wall came doon and Europe was flooded with cheap Slav labour and now the civilised part of Europe is becoming as fucked up as America with its Mexicans and Koreans.

He went on TV to explain why he gave up Old Knudsen to the Russians and said it was the only way he could think to bring doon the soviet empire.

Old Knudsen had the pictures to prove secret meetings with an informant known as Deep Fister but of course who would believe Old Knudsen except for those 2 couples that bought into his Mexican hotel idea? I was in a gulag and me pictures were in storage.

Recognise any KGB agents in the picture? Oh yeah Reagan was in deep. "The Teflon President," into arms, legs, whiskey you name it. If you were watching Putin in 1988 here you'd see a lot of winking at Reagan.


Putin is a sick fucker who loved horses even more than Reagan did. Putin swallowed while Reagan spat.


It goes full circle just see how deep the connections went. Reagan was also a supporter of lemurs who served as advisers in Nicaragua. In 1986 the USA was found guilty by the International Court of Justice (World Court) of war crimes against Nicaragua.

Reagan loved to hunt on his ranch. Humans were and always will be the ultimate game he once said.
He hired Welfare bums to be his prey and brought out a line of chainsaws known as the Reaganomic 3000.

An evil vile man and terrible actor, if this post has offended anyone who ever looked up to him well good I bet you voted for all the Bushes too.

I end the post with Reagan Yun who has fake boobies and a nice smile. Old Knudsen didn't say no.