The End Of The World So Soon After The Last Time

Don't have enough crazy in yer life? Then get yerself some religion. Pastor Lindsey Williams says an asteroid is heading our way and we're fucked, not proper fucked though so it's probably just a five-megaton city killer rather than a 100-megaton cuntry killer. If a cuntry killer were to land on Ireland would the destruction stop at the Northern Ireland border? I suppose if it were a Fenian asteroid it would probably say that Ireland is one cuntry .... just my luck, a fucking shinner asteroid.

I don't know if a 100 megaton could destroy several small cuntries or just one big one, I ain't no Scientologist, go ask Neil deGrasse Tyson since he knows it all according to Facebook memes. 

Williams says that on 24th September "the Abyss will open and the days of darkness will begin" then he says to know what is coming in the next 4 years you should buy his book.

 A typical Illuminati coven.

An asteroid will hit and the Illuminati will rise up and take control during the chaos. The sort of thing that Russell Brand is into, don't vote because the system is unjust, trust in the Illuminati instead. The Illuminati promise us social reform and pledge to revitalize the NHS and rid us of the pre-existing paradigms of this bacchanalian profit driven dystopia.

But will they get rid of the bloody immigrants cos they are the ones that cause all the trouble, it used to just be Irish and Jews but now we've got that lot from Ebola landing on our beaches in rubber boats.

 Caitlin Jenner after her extra chromosome implant.

Never mind all of that, did you see Caitlin Jenner twerking at the kids choice awards? She is sooo courageous and not at all hideous inside and out. DAMN YOU ILLUMINATI AND YER DISTRACTIONS!!!!!!

The question is, why is NASA pretending like there are no city killing asteroids coming at us at the moment, are they in on it too? Before we know it we'll hear a thump and though there may be a cloud of ash killing all the crops the 1% will be ok with their gold plated fans and heat lamps while the poor plebs throw buckets of ice over their heads and share cat videos.

 Persecuted like Jesus.

  

Pastor Williams also says the stock market will crash in September or October .... no shit a big fuck off asteroid is going to hit us, we'll be trading sex for food and burning bank notes to stay warm. 

Of course he also said the dollar would crash in 2014 but instead it got stronger, um God works in mysterious ways maybe? 

Williams has friends in the Illuminati elite and has all the answers, if you buy his DVD Healing the elite way you'll see he knows all. He asks the question 'Why has no US president ever died from cancer?' .... it's because they have the cure. Ok sure president Grant died from throat cancer cos he loved his cigars but we'll ignore that one, other presidents have had cancer but it never killed them. 

Sure Reagan might have given his daughter the cure and Clinton should have given it to his Ma but you don't get to the top without being a cunt, except for Carter who was lovely. 

Wow this Baptist minister sure has a lot of irons in the fire, I count 14 DVD sets that give you everything you need to survive the New world order, everything except money cos you'll be buying his shitty DVD's ach you should have been dumping yer money and hoarding gold anyways. 

 

 

Miley Licks Hammer

Shes at it again. Miley Cyrus licks Hammer in an attempt to be outrageous. When Old Knudsen goes into B&Q he can see the dangerous trend shes setting as young gurls are blocking up the hardware section licking the hammers. You just don't know where those hammers have been.  

Wee Steeky a community worker from Rathcoole said, "I was buying a hammer for a punish beating but when I picked it up it was cover in slabbers, for fuck sake now I have gurl cooties."

This has to stop!   ..... Hammer time!

I Judge So You Don't Have To

Did you watch the Miley Montana video about yon wreaking ball? were yer toosers bulging enough to grab a cushion as a shield so yer mammy didn't see? or did so much juice ooze out of yer stench trench you left a trail like a slug?

  Quit getting hyped up, her music is so blah and well shes trying too hard .... she isn't sexy.

Look at Scarlett Johansson, she has the silly tattoos, has even dated Sean Penn and yet Old Knudsen would still ride her.... that lass is hot. 

Compare Miley to ...

Something with meat on its bones.

Katee Sackhoff is so hot that when she pinches off a loaf it steams and burns through the toilet.

It's also about attitude too, don't be such a window licker, Mick Jagger and Gene Simmons did the whole tongue thing and Madonna (back when she was hot, before Sean Penn) did the rest.

 Penn always looks like hes on the verge of hitting someone all the time and everyone knows that you don't go full retard. The lad takes himself too seriously and is a fucking rich commie so get off my TV!

 

There, my revulsion has been stated, oh and Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss are supposed to be supermodels? ..... fucking mingers and always have been.

Go on, tell Old Knudsen how wrong it is to judge? How would Old Knudsen feel if someone said his blog was crap and he wasn't funny?

Aye like that would ever happen and if they did say that they'd be lying or insane like duh. Old Knudsen only listens to his superiors and betters and values their opinions ..... Old Knudsen has yet to find anyone superior or better.


 
 
 

Media Slant And Grundle Licking

Standard offensive yet topical picture.

Is Old Knudsen pissed off? ..... why yes he is. I'm a big boy, no I'm not talking about me cock size again. I can take bad news.

 Am I the only one freaked out by Miley's alien tongue?

I don't need you to sugar coat things or just to leave out the bad things. I think that doing that you are treating people like idiots.

 A stock photo of some idiots.

So ya got the media in the US over reporting on every single shooting to make a point. 

Especially when the one shot is a coloured chappy. So many other murders and shootings that don't get to be a household name. 

In the US race is that issue you have to nod and agree with or yer a racist, oh and if you talk about it and say something like.  "Well maybe if the 'person of colour' wasn't high, going 90 in a stolen car then pulling out a gun the police wouldn't of had to have shot him." .... you may get accused of being a racist, "but it was a black cop who shot him" .... you fucking racist I ain't got time for this.

I have nothing against Ben Affleck , he just tends to do movies I don't want to see. Dogma is more or less the only movie Old Knudsen likes him in though Matt Damon is better. 

The back lash against Ben playing the next Batman goes to show you what a load of sad fuckers there are out there. We get this every Bond and every Dr Who for fucks sake!

Christian Bale and the Batman movies he was in were not as lame as most DC has been up to date, I mean nipples on the Bat suit?

It's easy for Bale to play the angry asshole type, it comes naturally to him. Ben doesn't have to do it that way since he'll be with Superman, he'll do a fine enough job frowning and brooding so lay off him. 

Big news stories huh? Things that make you forget yer lack of healthcare or the cuts that are always around the corner. 

FUCKING IMMIGRANTS FUCKING FOOD STAMPS  FUCKING GUNS FUCKING MONSANTO FUCKING TERRORISTS FUCKING FLEGS.

You have to go to places online like the Washington post and the New York Times if you want to hear about the Muslim Brotherhood targeting Coptic Christians. 

If you see a red X on a shop it's Muslim, if you see a black X it's Christian so feel free to attack it. About 40 or more churches have been looted, damaged or burned down thanks to these cunts. I know that Christians are ALL pedophiles but some of those churches were old.

Is this big news? The fact that many of the rebels in Syria are Islamists now, is this big news? Who is helping the rebels? ... is that news? Yeah cos Vietnam and Afghanistan worked out sooo well. 

Russia decided to not like gheys a little more. Distracted from Putin and his ghey biker club? ... good. He has a poofy 3 wheeler ... lol! 

I can understand how you would put the stories out and bury them so that it doesn't stir up racial or sectarian tension, but to be a sneaky cunt about it is another thing.  We only get half of the story especially when it's from governments.

Maybe they shouldn't make churches so flammable.   

During the fleg riots in Northern Ireland, many of the things that happened weren't reported. I don't mean pretend stories of Loyalists watching the police beat old people up, I'm talking about Loyalists burning out buses and blocking roads.

Who decides where are news is gonna take us? There seems to be familiar patterns to it, distract by lying big to get people worked up and do the real work somewhere else.   

Who approved these hospital closures .... well it was done when you were talking about ghey marriage and abortion, it's all legal.... ya didn't even noticed the rise in petrol.

Where is the outrage? I don't want outrage over the alleged taking our guns or how everyone on food stamps are eating better than me with two jobs and how the immigrants get everything handed to them .... quit the made up shit and go check out the facts .... not on Facebook. 

While others think that some heritage or culture that they don't have is worth destroying a country and a peace for why do they not protest each cut their own leaders make to programs every week? Why are they not celebrating each cruise ship that brings tourists to our shore? 

The media is doing us no favours by letting the morons come to their own conclusions. Here we go. The Muslim Brotherhood are a hate group infecting the world .... not all Muslims support them, got it? 

Just like the IRA are cock sucking scumbags, not all Catholics support them. 

So many groups with so many idiot names to mention. Sometimes you just have to stop and think, 'putting this bomb on this busy street, is that really the right thing to do?' ... the answer is no, no matter how great you think yer cause it. 

 

  Where is the outrage?

The Beatles had a couple of catchy tunes, they weren't no One Direction or Justin Bieber but they were ok. 

If that dentist fucker with Lennon's tooth clones him Old Knudsen will have to go shoot him meself. Imagine all the people .... don't fucking tell me what to do you unwashed hippy!

Yes I do understand that a cloned John Lennon might not be anything like the original. Old Knudsen made a ton of clones of himself in the early 90's and most of them didn't want have threesomes .... fucking ghey if you ask me. 

Florida Is Hell

 

Notice the fleg, what is it with Americans and their flegs? ... crazy huh.

Hasn't Old Knudsen been telling you for years that Florida sits over a Hellmouth? Why do you think you get face eating zombies there? Why do you think people from the UK go there for a holiday? ... evil attracts evil.

Poor 36 year-old Jeff Bush was lying on his bed maybe tugging the lad while thinking about ...

Hoor of Satan Miley Cyrus who is now legal, tough that didn't stop Jeff before * this is pure speculation on behalf of Old Knudsen as Jeff probably never had an impure thought ever*

So lying in bed and then a big sinkhole opens up in yer bedroom and swallows you up .... what fucking bad luck old Jeff has. Hes avoided getting his face ate off for years and now Hell takes him while hes in his wanking chariot.

His brother rushed in and tried to save him but was unable to. Brother Jeremy got stuck and it took a sheriff’s deputy to pull him out.

Remember folks, if you move into a house and you have one of these ^ on the floor, don't just carpet over it. You've got yerself a Hellmouth seal and you'll probably get sucked doon into a Hell dimension like poor Jeff.