John Wayne Was A Big Leggy Racist

Marion Morrison otherwise known for his stage name John Wayne made the news last week. No he doesn't have a new movie out in which he plays an emotionally stunted hero that saves the day.

Republican State Assemblyman Matthew Harper sought to have the 26th May, the day Wayne was born made into John Wayne day. You have to walk as if yer trying to avoid yer butt plug from falling out, go all limp wristed, talk like yer having a stroke and be a bit of a cunt muffin.

The one note Oscar winning actor was a Republican, anti-commie draft dodger but is celebrated all over the US. Airports and schools are named after him. Why should he have his own day? James Stewart was way better and actually served in WWII .... shit even Henry Fonda who was older than Wayne served because he didn't want to pretend to be a soldier while others were actually doing it but Wayne in true Republican style had no problems with getting out of serving.

Remember, he only played at being a hero .... make believe. Heroes run into burning houses to rescue people or join up to go fight Nazis.

Clark Gable was 6 years older than Wayne, he was 40 when he joined as a photographer and aerial gunner. Hitler had a price on his head and wanted so badly to shoot him down as he was a fan.

   None of these guys served either though Trump feels like he did cos he played dress up like Wayne did. 

Republicans want to send yer kid to war while that dirty commie Sanders wants to send them to collage colledge college ... what the fuck?  

So giving the draft dodger his own day was shot down when his 1971 interview with Playboy was brought to light. He then turned into that crazy old racist uncle that you only see at Thanksgiving who always makes a dark meat comment and while he doesn't know any coloreds he is sure they are destroying the cuntry. 

 One of his playboy pictures cos naked weemen are just so faggy.

Wayne said, "I believe in white supremacy until the blacks are educated to a point of responsibility. I don't believe in giving authority and positions of leadership and judgment to irresponsible people." 

That sounds fine, not like there are any irresponsible white people in positions of authority. Dennis Hastert was third to the presidency once and he was very responsible .... for making dirty land deals and molesting children that is. 

Wayne also slagged off Native Americans for not wanting to be invaded. They wanted the land for themselves the greedy injuns "selfishly trying to keep it for themselves" ... "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them."

"The academic community has developed certain tests that determine whether the blacks are sufficiently equipped scholastically. But some blacks have tried to force the issue and enter college when they haven't passed the tests and don't have the requisite background."
They want to rape all the white weemen too! Wayne was very equipped scholastically .... well except when he failed to get into the naval academy and only got into the University of Southern Callyfornia on a football scholarship .... he had to leave after an injury stopped him from playing. So yeah college drop out, any issues going on there?

Nailed it. 

While he reckoned his lung cancer was from him smoking 6 packs a day his stomach cancer is thought to have come from making The Conqueror. Not only was it ranked as one of the worse films ever it was shot in Utah near to the nuclear bomb testing ground. 91 of the cast including the stars all got cancer at some time in their life but getting it for such a shite movie, could be seen as karma as it was terrible. 

  A tired and puffy looking Trump getting the endorsement of Wayne's daughter, if that is worth anything. 

Wayne would so fit in at Trump rallies punching the head of any black person there to protest. I bet he'd hate Muslims too.

Wayne won the best actor award in 1970 for True shit Grit in which he stretched his acting abilities to the limits to play a mean old man. He didn't think much of the Brilliant Midnight Cowboy getting the best picture award as those kind of movies are perverted, "Wouldn’t you say that the wonderful love of those two men in Midnight Cowboy, a story about two fags, qualifies?"

"I’ve directed two pictures and I gave the blacks their proper position. I had a black slave in The Alamo, and I had a correct number of blacks in The Green Berets."

I'm surprised he didn't mention the slopes or gooks. 

The Alamo ....  The Mexicans were the good guys fighting to keep THEIR cuntry together while the defenders who were illegal aliens were fighting for freedom, one of those freedoms was the right to keep slaves.

Wayne played the emotionally stunted hero that didn't save the day. David Crockett (no one called him Davey) was a congressman who failed at getting re-elected so thought he'd try a new start in Texas, he probably didn't wear a coon skinned hat either. It is now thought he survived the battle to be executed but that doesn't stop the tourist trap that is the current day Alamo from marking where he died fighting. 

The Alamo was a huge fortress but now it's marked as an old chapel that probably didn't see much of the action. Jim Bowie was a slave smuggler looking for a new life because he was wanted in other places for dodgy land deals. Colonel Travis was a lawyer avoiding prosecution for debts. So yeah, a bunch of twats.

You can spin history, misrepresent it and have a rosy recollection of who were heroes but we seem to find out eventually and as with the racist homophobe that is Marion Morrison yer werds often come back to hurt you so don't be a cock juggling thunder cunt.   

 

Man On Mars

Mars base 2.

You've maybe heard of Dr Joseph Roche, an Irishman who works at the Science Gallery in Trinity College Dublin, he hopes to get picked to go die on Mars. 

Out of 200,000 candidates worldwide he is one of the final 705 chosen, not so fast lad it's only a 4 person mission. It is supposed to take place in 10 years time and until then some of those picked will be trained as astronauts which will be shown on the telly as a reality show. 

Aye it does sound like a load of bollocks  that will never leave the ground as couples get drunk in hot tubs as they dream of the stars and being the first people to die on Mars.  Yes I did say die, there won't be any coming back but look on the bright side with all the lethal doses of radiation from the sun they shouldn't last any more than a couple of months. 

Since Old Knudsen is part cockroach I put my name doon too but got picked for a different mission due to my experience. During the war I sailed a Spitfire during the battle of Dunkirk, I also flew the first Doodlebug which we affectionately called the V-1 flying bomb .... lol! 

I trained for 4 months in wild west gun slinging, have watched the movie Top Gun 23 times and yes Iceman, I am dangerous. I was abducted in 53 by aliens who refused to probe me for silly reasons of hygiene and on weekends I fight young children in cage matches, that is just the tip of the iceberg of Old Knudsen's experience, you weren't there you don't know. 

Bill O'Reilly the top news man on Faux News vouched for me fine character. Aye me and Bill fought together on the Falkland Islands when the Japs invaded. In El Salvador we saw nuns get shot in the back of the head .... Cos we did it, I said, "Bill yer a mad man" and he replied stone cold drunk, "Line them up Knudsen, you don't know what I've seen in the heat of combat, and the smell" ... I apologized for the smell but shooting nuns excites me tummy a little too much.   

Bill wanted to sign up too but in 6 years from now he expects the rapture will have taken him up and away from all the dirty commie liberals and the zombies that will walk the Earth. He's a brilliant man is Bill, like a cross between John Wayne and some other draft dodger er people who get a deferment to avoid joining up like Wayne did for WWII and Bill did for Nam, both big supporters of the wars though. 

  

In 9 years since I've got nothing planned, I'll be blasting off to Mars to set up a base for the later stage of the reality show, maybe called 'Dead people on Mars do the darndest things' like who kills who for the last of the water etc. 

I'll be making living accommodations covered in sandbags full of Martian soil and growing plants and breeding insects for them to eat. The Dutch non-profit group Mars One who run the show want me to hide out to cause trouble off camera so that 4 people dying of radiation poisoning is more exciting to viewers. 

Don't worry, once they are dead I have a plan to wrap meself in tinfoil and trampoline off the planet and sleep for a few months until I reach the moon and then get a lift back from the Reptoids, it's science bitches!