I Write The Songs

It's a police box ya moron, police boxes can't time travel.

Old Knudsen has had some time on his hands recently. He popped back to the 1950's to see his grandfather who was in his prime then. Every time Old Knudsen visits he has to tell him the same old story about time travel and to prove he is who he says he is.
As usual gramps was pissed off, defiant and bat shit crazy .... luckily Old Knudsen takes after the other side of his family. I just wanted to visit my dear ol grandad before he died. I asked him if he had any regrets and he said, "nah, if you do the thing then expect to swing" oh I should have mentioned they were hanging him for murder, if people are going to annoy you then they should expect a good murdering.

After the event I gave me granny a shoulder to cry on, she was a right looker back then so I got back to me time machine a little late and found I had left the lights on.   

Me and Daisy at the Turdis.

Me "companion" Daisy was getting right annoying and kept accusing me of flirting with others all the time .... me? so I trapped her on a beach in Norway with a clone of meself . She was always the one who turned out the lights and made sure me underwear was semi fresh.
Me time batteries had drained, it takes ages for them to recharge so I was stuck in the 1950's .... fuck the 50's were dull.

Ever hear a song or watch a movie that seems very connected with you and you say, "I could have wrote that" well maybe you did. I'm not the only time traveler, look at the 2 terms of GW Bush and his 2 wars, there had to be a time traveler on his team, why the fuck does Cheney need a new heart every now and then? Just how old is he?     

I had to make some money to afford a load of car batteries and jump leads so I became a song writer. Frankie Valli and the Four seasons had massive hits Everlong and Angels as did Chubby Checker with Baby Got Back. 

I'm the worse at remembering lyrics so me Eleanor Rigby song has, 'she likes the cheese, likes to please quite a lot of young men ... da da de da da.' My own Bad Moon Rising song was about a bathroom on the right which got semi trapped into yer subconsciousness because they were all my hits.  

After a while I even became a performer, hanging out in Vegas with the Prat pack, Dino, Frankie, Sammy and Liberace .... yeah Libby didn't fit in that well, just something odd about him, always wanted to take saunas and wrestle naked like Greeks.   

It was 1980 and me Thriller LP had just come out but I'd brought out a song I had written in the late 60's in order to get a Christmas number one. It was called Imagine, very lovely it was. 'Imagine there's no Mexicans, no lawns or burritos, no Hell below us and who doesn't like pie?'  Phil Spector co-produced it just so I could make inside jokes at his expense, "aye Phil it'll be number one with a bullet ... lol" or I'd say "keep yer hair on."

So I was returning to my New York apartment and some fat bloke yelled, "I hate pie!" a fat bloke who hated pie, must have really serious issues, he pulled out a gun, I didn't have time to grab someone as a human shield so I fled only to feel the bite of 4 bullets as they hit my back. In a split second I remembered Daisy explaining to me about fixed points in time and time resets that you couldn't escape from. 

So I woke in 2016 and found that some bastards had written my songs and had written my books about a boy wizard who discovered the power of his wand in puberty .... fucken time plagiarists, I have half a mind to go back and .... nope it's gone.  

We Are Da Peeple!

It says a lot about a people who can't laugh at themselves.

Old Knudsen has always heard of how friendly people in Ireland are and how funny too ..... That would be the south bit of Ireland cos in the north of Ireland we don't do humour.  Are time are place ..... so get out! 

Ok some of us do humour but it's quite rare. 

Prominent members of the loyalist swinger community 

Living in Ulster with it's poor customer service, pish poor quality and lack of choice,  the take it or leave it attitude it's the only life you know, you've never known better. 
93% of Northern Ireland people have not lived outside of the province.

So I know why you are angry.
You think you deserve better than being a loyalist groundsheet or a be-sashed TV tough guy with a pot belly and forearm tattoos but you don't..... yer white trash and are proud of that for some reason.

 Devious 'weasel smile' and 'I can barely tolerate you' smile as seen by my lovely assistants.

Our faces aren't designed for smiling so we don't. Rather than choosing happy positive causes we choose to antagonize and cast the blame about the place rather than saying, "we should stop this, move on and lets bridge the sectarian divide and make sure the Troubles never happen again, for the sake of the future of Ulster." 

Most of you don't even know why you are doing what you are doing. It all boils doon to sectarianism, jealousy and fear.

Never mind that Belfast council voted to only fly the flag on designated days as per the Queen's household's rules. 

Think about this thought instead. On this one occasion Sinn Fein voted to fly the British flag. They could have demanded a complete removal of the flag but no, they compromised .... now don't you look like total cunts? 

 

Orangemen on the 12th July their most happiest of days ... as you can tell. 

  

 Sour faced old men with their beer bellied friends dressed up in EU funded costumes, walking around playing their panpipes as loud as they can, just like dogs pissing to mark their territory. 

 Maybe the marching season should be changed to the diet and jogging season.

The Orangemen and their bands don't like how the media portrays them as poorly educated louts all linked to the paramilitaries and out to cause trouble.

Where does the media get these ideas from?  Oh thats right it's no doubt lies because Sinn Fein runs everything, even the British media. Facebook has it's offices in Dublin ya know so it must be Taigbook right?

If Facebook is sooo taigy then why the fuck are you on it?

A little sense here people, you for some reason hate Catholics because Henry VIII and Elizabeth I told you to and there was a terrorist organisation that was from a Catholic background that killed British soldiers right? Yet still I see you on Facebook.

You love the Jews right? The Orange Order claim to be the lost tribe of the Levis or some daff shite. 

Ya know those people like Mel Gibson who say, "The Jews run everything" those people sound like paranoid nut fucks right? 

Well don't forget the Jewish terrorist groups of the late 40's that killed British soldiers, that would be the Irgun and the Stern gang, yer loving people that have more in common with the IRA than with you .... ya stupid fuckers.

I'm sorry this post has gone on and on but Old Knudsen is fed up with dickheads with low self-esteem so they have to take their anger out on others ' it's called projecting for you plebs'..... you weren't hugged as children because you were a dopey wee fucks even then. Yer mammy hated you and only tolerates you now because all her friends are dead.

No one likes it pointed out that they are stupid, full of hate bitter balls, this is yer shame but it's all you have ever known so you are going to go to yer grave hating .... another wasted life. 

You should thank people like myself and Loyalists Against Democracy  who constantly mock Prods and even the odd Taig who have difficulty spelling and making simple sentences that make sense in a sensey sense.

Fleggers type things like "we'll done" and "Hand's of our flag" they usually get their are and our confused and so just put are for everything ...... and English is supposed to be their first language. Whats their excuse? couldn't afford the FREE education?

The list of idiocy is endless, it's like they want to be made fun of so they give you non-stop material. 

Now we you can all say we are just doing these mistakes of Flegger-speak to be ironic... ach sure ya don't have to know what ironic means but whoever asks about yer poor grasp of the English language will know.

   

 This is how the world sees Loyalists.

Yer low self-esteem that comes from having been mistreated by yer man or not thought highly enough by yer peers also comes with a lack of dignity and no self-respect .... how can you be expected to respect others when you don't even respect yerself right? It's not yer fault it's a society that won't allow you to be who you really are right? .... grow a pair why don't you. 

Take responsibility for yer life and stop following the rest of the bitter afraid sheeple. Our leaders are not adult enough to run this place and when I say leaders that goes to everyone that gives these speeches calling for civil dis-obedience or others praising IRA bombers who got killed trying to kill people. 

All the little Hitlers with their microphones and bullhorns need to wise up, grow up and stop thinking about themselves and their bigoted tribe.

 Richard Haass tells Fleg jokes, "dream up a new one...lol"

For fucks sake we need Americans over to sort out our sectarian gang problem, how fucking embarrassing.
If you had any self-respect or dignity you'd be embarrassed too.

How many times are the Americans going to save us? Two world wars and counting.....

To finally end this rant, quit being hate filled wankers out to get those who are different than you or are better than you. If you pulled yer head out of yer hole and visited the real world with it's real problems you'd see how stupid all this crap is and if you do venture out of yer shire, don't hang about and drink with the kind of people back home, whats the fucking point to that?

Now that you've read this ..... fuck off!      

Bob Geldof Is A Cunt

Brenda Ann Spencer was the 16 year-old gurl who shot up The Cleveland Elementary School in San Diego in 1979. The Principle and the Custodian were killed, 8 children and a police officer wounded. A reporter was phoning houses nearby the school to see if anyone had and information, when he talked to Spencer she owned up to it giving the flippant excuse for the murders as "Because I don't like Mondays."

 

You hear all the time what a cunt Bono is but Bob Geldof gets pretty much a free ride. "Sir Bob" as the media calls him had a big hit with the song 'I don't like Mondays' about the Cleveland Elementary shooting, he was in the states as the news broke. Just think what kind of cunt you'd have to be to think, hmmm school shooting, makes me want to write a pop song, 'Oh I like Batman but I'm as mad as jam so I'll shoot you all dead, uh huh oh yeah baby' ..... pretty cuntish huh?  What rhymes with Sandy Hook? .... got my point?

The song was banned from a few US stations out of respect and didn't break America but became a major hit in the UK.
Bob with his Boomtown rats had a couple of other hits in the UK and Ireland but nothing compared to I don't like Mondays ..... So he got rich and famous from a tragedy.

Fast forward to 1984.

Bob had already faded as a star and so I guessed decided to save the world instead since all he was doing was drugs, drinking and shagging Paula Yates.

 Let me lead you out of starvation with pop music.

The latest story about Geldof being a passenger on a space plane annoyed me, Then there was the tax dodging and then there was that time he charged $100,000 to go to Melbourne to give a talk on world poverty. Does Bob live in poverty? Like fuck he does.  

Here is Bob's house in Kent, just one of his homes. 

Now for the truth. Ya know what Live Aid and Band Aid did besides make shite songs? they fed Africans long enough so they could make more Africans .... not a popular truth but a truth none the less.

Africa is in a worse state since Sir Bob begged for money on yer telly during the 80's. 

Dr Livingstone in the 1800's described Africa as  "this open sore of the world" the prayer he brought there obviously did fuck all good.

Bob Geldof got famous off the back of a slaughter (the same as Bono) and then became very rich from his humanitarian work, TV production and promotional speaking, hes worth well over £51 million, not bad for having one big hit in 1979. 

 It's a rat trap baby!

So Bob, hows that African thing going, still feeding the world? .... "feck the world I'll fecking loaded, I wipe my arse with Africans."

The life of the Africans didn't improve but his sure did. 

 

Rehab Calls

Hi World, Old Knudsen appreciates speaking directly TO you, the people I service, as your Master.
People who know me know that besides faith and family, nothing's more important to me than yer beloved Ma . Serving her is the greatest honour she could imagine.
I want weemen to grasp what can be in store for me in my current state. We were purchased as dead nigger storage because a member of President Abe Lincoln's cabinet, William Shatner, providentially saw in this great land, vast riches, beauty, strategic placement on the globe, and opportunity, like Iraq but without the sand up yer jacksie .
He boldly looked "North to the Future". But he endured such ridicule and mocking for his vision for remember the adversaries scoffed, calling this "A big fucking waste of time". I have withstood such disdain as Old Knudsen chose the uncomfortable, unconventional, but RIGHT path to secure Blogs, so Blogs could help secure the immortality .

People who know me know that besides faith and family, nothing's more important to me than my beloved addictions.
OBB's mission - to contribute to America. WI'm strategic IN the world except those cuntries I'm banned from OF the world, as a gatekeeper of the incontinence . Bold visionaries knew this - Old Knudsen would be part of America's great destiny yes it is THAT fucked I mean proper fucked.
Our destiny to be reached by responsibly developing our natural resources. This land, blessed with clean air, water, wildlife, minerals, AND oil and gas. It's energy! God gave us energy and remote controls and POWER scooters so we didn't waste energy by walking.

So to serve in this state is a humbling responsibility, because I know in my soul that blogs nay good blogs are few and far between , for America's security, in our very volatile world. And you know me by now, I promised even two minutes ago I would pull out ... no more conventional "politics as usual".
And we are doing well! My accomplishments speak for themselves. I work tirelessly to entertain you cunts with farts jokes and tits, its hard out there for a me.
We aggressively and responsibly develop our resources because they were created to be used to better our world... to HELP people... and we protect the environment and ball bag (the resource owners) foremost with our policies.
Here's some of the things I've done:
We created a petroleum jelly which works better as a lube and tastes like minty freshness . We held the line FOR Fred Thomson to snort - and finally for the first time in decades - they're drilling heads to release pressure.
We have YMCA on our Ipods, the gasline project - a massive bi-partisan victory (the vote was 58 to 1!) - also succeeding as intended - protecting toilets as our clean natural gas will flow to energise us, through a competitive, pro-private sector project. This is the largest private sector energy project, ever. THIS is energy independence and a huge throbbing sector.


And ACES - another bipartisan effort - is working as intended and industry is publicly acknowledging its success. Our new oil and gas "clear and equitable formula" is so Alaskans will no longer be taken advantage of. ACES incentivises NEW exploration of strange new worlds and development and JOBS that were previously not going to happen with a monopolized Northern Slopes livingin oil basins.
We cleaned up previously accepted unethical actions; we ushered in bi-partisan Ethics Reform. We love the ethnics.
We also slowed the rate of mole growth, we worked with the Legislature to save billions of dollars for the future, and I made no lobbyist friends I work behind the bar with my hundreds of millions of dollars in budget vetoes... but living beyond our means today is irresponsible for tomorrow but ok if you can move like water and not be found.
We took cows out of the dairy business and put it back into preservatives - where it should be.
We provided unprecedented support for uneducation initiatives, and with the right leadership, finally filled long-vacant public safety positions. We built a sub-Cabinet and bedside locker on Climate Change and took heat from Outside special interests for our biologically-sound wildlife management for abundance.
We broke ground in the new prison yard, remember take doon the big dog and you'll get respect.
And we made common sense conservative choices to eliminate personal luxuries like the soft arse wipe, the food , the junkies... the entourage.
And I said "no" to pay raises. So much success in this first term - and with this success I am proud to take credit... for keeling the right people! Our goal was to achieve a new world empire project, more fair oil and gas valuation, and ethnics reform in four years. We did it in three. It's because of the people... good public servants that blog, with servants' hearts and astounding work ethnics... THEY are big tittied.

We are doing well! I wish you'd hear MORE from the media of your state's progress and how we tackle Outside interests - daily - SPECIAL interests that would stymie our state. Even those debt-ridden stimulus dollars that would force the heavy hand of big handedness into our communities with an "all-knowing attitude" - I have . I have taken the slings and arrows with that unpopular move to move on and see other people because I know being right is better than being popular which I am .
Some of those dollars would harm America and her friend Houston. I resisted those dollars so i put quarters into her g-string instead because of the obscene national debt . I've been forcing our children to pay, because it's immoral and doesn't even make economic sense!
Another accomplishment TWO huge sexual reassignment reversals I wish you could make up yer minds, came down against that liberal Ninth Circuit, deciding in OUR state's favor over the last two weeks. We're protectors of our weakened Constitution - ICE protect states' rights as mandated in 10th commandment.
But you don't hear much of the good stuff in the press anymore, do you?
Some say things changed for me on August 29th last year - the day John McCain tapped me I say others changed.
Let me speak to that for a minute.
Political operatives descended on yer Ma last August, digging for her dirt. The ethnics saw I championed and became their weapon of choice. Over the past nine months I've been accused of all sorts of frivolous ethnic violations - such as holding a ghey in a photograph, wearing a jacket with a logo on it, and answering reporters' questions.
Every one - all 15 of the ethnics complainted but have been dismissed. We've won! But it hasn't been cheap - THOUSANDS of hours of YOUR time and shelled out and the ethnics found I only cared about the educated not yer agendas - that's money NOT going to fund teachers or troopers - or safer roads but who gives a fuck as you haven't even gotten doon this far. And this political absurdity, the "politics of personal destruction" ... I are looking at more than half a million dollars in legal bills in order to set the record straight. And what about the people who offer up these silly accusations? It doesn't cost them a dime so they're not going to stop draining public resources - spending other peoples' money in their game.
It's pretty insane - my staff and I spend most of our day dealing with THIS instead of progressing our blog now. I know I promised no more "boring shite as usual," but THIS isn't what anyone had in mind for anything.
If I have learned one thing: LIFE is about choices!
And one chooses how to react to circumstances. You can choose to engage in things that tear down, or build up. I choose to work very hard on a path for fruitfulness and productivity and kill those who annoy me. I choose NOT to tear down and waste precious time; but to build UP this puppy, and her industrious, generous, patriotic-ish , free-ish people who don't know the meaning of either !
Life is too short to compromise time and resources... it may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: "Sit down and shut up", but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out. And a problem in our world today is apathy. It would be apathetic to just hunker down and "go with the flow".
Nah, only dead fish and dead bodies thrown from bridges "go with the flow".
No. Productive, fulfilled people determine where to put their efforts, choosing to wisely utilize precious time... to BUILD UP and pump up the jam.
And there is such a need to BUILD up and FIGHT for our state and our country. I choose to FIGHT for it! And I'll work hard for others who still believe in free enterprise and smaller government; strong national security for our country and support for our troops; energy independence; and for those who will protect freedom and equality and LIFE... I'll work for and campaign for those PROUD to be blonde, and those who are INSPIRED by our ideals and won't deride them even though we're way off track and dumb as fuck.
I WILL support others who seek to serve, in or out of the office which is crap in the UK or the USA, for the RIGHT reasons, and I don't care what party they're in or no party at all I just wan a partay.
But I won't do it from OBB, use by date has gone and I haven't the time or effort to do what I want to do besides would anyone get it anyway?


I've never believed that I, nor anyone else, needs a tit to do this - to make a difference... to HELP people. So I choose, for in my State , more "freedom" to progress, all the way around... so that I may progress... I will not seek re-election as Old Knudsen.
And so as I thought about this announcement that I wouldn't run for re-election and what it means for you, I thought about how much fun some bloggers have as lame ducks... travel around - as so many bloggers do. And then I thought - that's what's wrong - many just accept that lame duck status, hit the road, draw the paycheck, and "milk it". I'm not putting you through that - I promised efficiencies and effectiveness! ? That's not how I am wired. I am not wired to operate under the same old "politics as usual." I promised that four years ago - and I meant it.
It's not what is best for you I know whats best for you.
I am determined to take the right path for you even though it is unconventional and not so comfortable.
With this announcement that I am not seeking re-election... I've determined it's best to transfer the authority of blogs to whoever wants it; and I am willing to do so, so that this administration - with its positive agenda, its accomplishments, and its successful road to an incredible future - can continue without interruption and with great administrative and legislative success.
My choice is to take a stand and effect change - not hit our heads against the wall and watch valuable state time and money, millions of your dollars, go down the drain in this new environment. Rather, we know we can effect positive change outside government at this moment in time, on another scale, and actually make a difference for our priorities which I have many of right now and OBB isn't one of them.
Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me - sports... basketball. I use it because you're tarded if you don't see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping his eye on the cheerleaders... and he knows exactly when to pass the wipes so that the team can WIN. And I'm doing that - keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities - smaller blog life, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it's time to pass the ball - for victory.
I have given my reasons candidly and truthfully... and my last day won't be for another few minutes so the transition will be very smooth. In fact, we will look to swear a lot and any blogs I have will become vague and elusive yet truthful and real.
I do not want to disappoint anyone with my decision; all I can ask is that you TRUST me with this decision - but it's no more "posting as usual".
Some cunts don't mind wasting public dollars and state time. I do. I cannot stand here as your better and allow millions upon millions of our dollars go to waste just so I can hold the title of greatest blogger in the world. And my children won't allow it either. ? Some will question the timing. ? Let's just say, this decision has been in the works for awhile...
In fact, this decision comes after much consideration, and finally polling the most important people in my life - my depression (where the count was unanimous... well, in response to asking: "Want me to make a positive difference and fight for ALL our children's future from OUTSIDE the office?" It was four "yes's" and one "hell yeah!" The "hell yeah" sealed it - and someday I'll talk about the details of that... I think much of it had to do with the kids seeing their baby brother mocked by some pretty mean-spirited adults recently just for being a ghey black fenian mong.) Um, by the way, sure wish folks could ever, ever understand that we ALL could learn so much from someone like me - I know you needs me, but I need me even more... what a child can offer to set priorities RIGHT - that time is precious... the world needs more "frigs", not fewer.
My decision was also fortified during this most recent trip to Kosovo and Landstuhl in which I did several fine long distant shots, sacrifice in its selves in war for OUR freedom and security... we can ALL learn from our selfless Troops... they're bold, they don't give up even when losing cos they aren't allowed, they take a stand and know that LIFE is short so they choose to NOT waste time. They choose to be productive and to serve something greater than SELF... and to build up their families, their states, our country. These Troops and their important missions - those are truly the worthy causes in this world and should be the public priority with time and resources and NOT this local / superficial wasteful political bloodsport.
May we ALL learn from them!
*((Gotta put First Things First))*
First things first: as a blogger, I love my job and I love weemen and gurlyboys. It hurts to make this choice but I am doing what's best for my porn surfing time. I've explained why... though I think of the saying on my parents' refrigerator that says "Don't explain: your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe you anyway."


But I have given my reasons... no more "posting as usual" and I am taking my fight for what's right - for my blogging - in a new direction.
Now, despite this, I don't want any of yous dissuaded from entering blogs after seeing this REAL "climate change" that began in August... no, we NEED hardworking, average Americans fighting for what's right! And I will support you because we need YOU and YOU can effect change, and I can too on the outside.
We need those who will respect our position and serve from the BOTTOM UP, and take yer TOP DOWN take-over... but rather big bottoms, will be protectors of individual rights - who also have enough common sense to acknowledge when conditions have drastically changed and are willing to call an audible and pass the ball when it's time so the team can win! And that is what I'm doing!
Remember yer a womble... America is now, more than ever, looking pish poor . It'll be good. So Gourd bless you, and from me and my family - to ALL hotties - you have my heart.
In the words of General MacArthur said, "We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction which may be a losing one and backwards and no wonder I got fired."
OMG = Oh my gourd
LOL= Lick out labia
ROFL= Rims Old Fondling leprechaun
BRB= Be right back ................. typed sarcasictally you never cum back.

When Old Knudsen has more time he may tell anyone interested where his brain maybe found but really life is strange enough right now so I'm resting inbetween blogs, not true I'm on a blog I'm just not ready to share yet.
Ive had the fame and I care not about it but my story will be put out there in different format as I'm tired.

Welcome To My Crotch

Its the weekend folks and I'm busy, tired and my cock feels like its been rubbed raw with a cheese grater. There must be easier ways to gets the cheese off me cock than that.

Why are ya all blogging go get a life or alternately you can read my archives or write blog posts about me and my greatness. Did I ever tell ya about the time I single handedly defeated the warlord Wassi Khan and 400 of his bravest warriors? Thank fuck for Jet fighter planes I say they certainly don't like the old Sidewinder up them thats for sure.

Why are the terrorists wearing Balaclavas? they all look the same anyway. In the newspapers they say "suspect a 5 foot 9 inches male of medium build and was last seen trying to rape an old granny" yeah but they don't say if he was black, Asian or Hispanic. I bet if he was white they'd mention that.
I'm no a dumb white supremacist but reverse racism is a real thing due to political correctness, you know the thing that stops free speech.

Like I said I'm too busy to post.



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Star-vation Salvation Salivation

I always got pissed off at Bob Geldoff after our money for Africa, what am I a cash machine? The people of the UK had millions gathered and sent within hours of hearing about the Asian tsunami, as nice as that is its not right that the governments of the world still years after haven't fulfilled their pledges............. old news.

I've heard a lot in the news about world wide famine and food shortages. You know me I cut through the hype and the bullshit and look at my watch and say, "must be time to scare the public again." We've done several pandemics that include flu and aids then theres terrorists, mad cows, birds with colds, cancer from mobile phones, coffee and not paying taxes, Global warming, Global ice-age, meteors, Commies, El Nino and you know what? I don't believe in most of it or give a shit.

If it happens then its the will of God so deal with it and go talk to him at a church if hes got the balls to show his face there.

That explains where the fuck my flying cars of the future are.

Growing corn for fuel what a fucked up idea nearly as stupid as those curly energy saving light bulbs that can cause migraines and contain enough mercury to be a health hazzard if they break.

Why do 3rd world cuntries want to grow corn and continue to grow the opium poppy? because its a better return for their money and less effort than growing food crops.
Even as the media focuses on little black babies with flies around their heads dying of hunger what are the real reasons for world hunger ?

There is an abundance of food in the world not scarcity. Enough food is available to provide at least 4.3 pounds of food per person a day worldwide­ enough to make most people fat.

The reason why they aren't getting their bellies full is because they are poor, even the so-called 'hungry countries' have enough food to feed their people but rather than feed the poor to which there is no profit they export it.

To be honest what do we know about hunger anyway? ever hear someone say, "I'm starving" because they haven't ate in 4 hours? or even "starving to death" that's like when they say they are "dying with a cold".

I haven't been hungry and without money for more food since my youth, it was scary but nothing like the desperation seen in refugee camps in Africa.



Typical Blogger, looks quite similar to me actually around the nipples. This lass has one hot sex blog.

You can blame nature for famine if you want it isn't going to take offense, food is always available for those who can afford it.

Many people live on the brink of starvation and a natural disaster only draws attention to their plight when they get pushed over the brink.
In cities across the world many homeless die from the cold every winter, is that the fault of the weather or society for not putting them into labour camps?



Don't worry folks we're winning the war or is it two wars?

Over population isn't a valid excuse either, sometimes I feel from the media that the world is full up on every possible space by people.

For every Bangladesh, a densely populated and a hungry country, we find a Nigeria, Brazil or Bolivia, where abundant food resources coexist with hunger.

In Europe the population is decreasing but they still have hunger as found out by all the immigrants even though food is still exported in a major way.

In many rapidly expanding countries like China or India you'll find the most hungry are weemen and children as they are less valued by the cultures itself especially girl children.

What the fuck is 'Free Trade' I'll tell ya what, that means poor countries can make money with exports and workers who work for less with little standards or choice. Send food to feed the livestock of richer cuntries while yers starves.

People will feed themselves if allowed to. Governments, large corporations and the World bank create obstacles that prevent them from doing so.

Do skinny dying Africans want to be on the BBC news choking on a cup full of watery rice while you sit in front of the telly having yer dinner?

The aid agencies struggle to feed the hungry now, the food shortages will finish many of them off that's for sure but will our fat bellies be effected? nope just our wallets as the price goes up, people will complain as they do the cost of cigarettes and petrol but they will still buy it and still get fat.

Third world hunger means a cheaper work force hungry to have yer job out-sourced to them, then buying cigarettes becomes a struggle and you can only drink once a week instead of twice.

It all comes doon to money and honest people in governments to distribute the food and make sure the local warlord doesn't just take it to feed his troops who are allegedly fighting for the people.

I never understood businesses that don't value or appreciate their workers and treat them like shit cos that builds up grievances and they make it their job to pay their wealthy bosses back instead of loyalty.

Its the same as countries chipping away at the poor and hoping they will just die instead of helping them help their selves which will then help the country.

Knowledge is power so education and training should be paramount and incentives to stay in yer community. Give hungry farmers plots of land to work and the ripple effect will grow from there.

Why is this cunt so fat? did a skinny person bite him as a child? do I see a food shortage in his future?

Reducing the importance of politics and religion is also a key, how much is spent on giant stadium churches or campaigns just to see which candidate from the same party at each others throats will go for president ? its just so ridiculous.

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The navy makes Gheys look queer.

I don't care what you think about actor Ryan Phillippe, its not yer opinion that matters here remember but I think hes a cunt I just get that impression everytime I see him.

That's not important his latest film is. He plays Sgt Brandon King in the film Stop-loss. Now I haven't seen it but its shite, I mean I don't have to shag fat Brenda to know she will give me the clap.

He is a soldier in Iraq but the film is not a war film. He does his tour of duty and is sent home, then he finds that the government it sending him back going by the Stop-loss policy that's a wee US military requirement for soldiers to remain in service beyond their normal discharge date. The UK has that too, if they need you within 5 years they can bring you back in.

The King character is a whiny shite because he thinks he did his part and should be let off, what does he call it 'back door drafting' I believe.

Maybe he should have read the terms and conditions. The film was directed by a woman, now nothing against weemen as they have their place in the world otherwise clothes would never get cleaned and dishes never washed cos we men are just sooooo bad at that HA! I'm sure this woman Kimberly Peirce who did 'Boys don't cry' and directed one episode of The 'L' word is well versed in the military mindset or at least the modern day American military mindset.

Yeah yeah they are doing a great job etc etc when they aren't getting their arses kicked by ragheads raping and shooting 14 year-old gurls and her family , killing Canadians and making human pyramids, mistakes happen in war, in the American case it happens more than most but hey if it wasn't for them we wouldn't be free or is that just the xenophobic fear that's been drummed into us talking?

This film is looking at things from a civilian point of view, being British and ex-military I don't think I have a god given right to be treated special, I took the oath to the Queen and that doesn't end upon discharge its a fucking oath, not a vow as in marriage that's different and quite disposable.

When you enlist you sign away yer rights and the government own yer arse so quit whining Sgt BK and go and do yer job and finish it this time.

I thought Nam vets whined like little gurls but now people think its a right to play their X-box .

The soldiers of WWII got on with the job and beat the enemy as they didn't have much choice, their bases didn't have Pizza huts and laundrettes provided by Haliburton , they ate spam for breakfast spam for lunch and if they were lucky spam for dinner and did they complain? fuck yes but it was better than nothing.

When Meril's marauders out in Burma or the forgotten war as it was called got dysentery they cut the arses out of their trousers and continued on, that's when Americans had some moxie and not just big mouths.

Bring back media censorship for war time as Churchill and FDR had and stop trying to undermine the war effort just because you don't believe in it.

The Islam extremists like any other terrorist needs double tapped because that's in the Bible....................... somewhere at the back.

On a side note, is everyone named Ryan a cunt?

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Isaac Newton was a mathematician, philosopher, astronomer, interior designer ,romp ranger and creator of the Fig Newton . He invented the reflecting telescope, saw pretty colours in prisms and came to the realisation that apples fall doon and not up. Yeah he was a bit of a mong. Water is wet, there you go even I can state the obvious, as for that *telescope thing how many of us use that on a regular basis? like algebra,* whats the fucking point ?

Newton came to his startling discovery of falling Apples in the year 1666 which was the year of the great fire of London which as we know was started in Pudding lane by none other than "Satan" the apple was the tool that the Devil used with the help of the weaker minded female Eve to tempt the misogynistic Adam into sinning against God, all the while Lilith was off having dirty demon gang bangs too busy to worry about the fate of humankind being in the hands of the dumbest couple alive, well the only couple alive unless you count Adam and Steve that lived doon Babel street but there was something not right with those two, frilly fig leaves indeed.

Not that I'm saying that Newton was in league with Satan but what if I am? Satan works for God right? and so by setting the fire, getting rid of the plague he was doing God's work as he works in miss hairy ass ways so all those skinny goths dressed in black and saying the Lord's prayer backwards will be the only ones going to Heaven,
Shit how did I cum up with that? I really scare myself sometimes, religion is like the Blogosphere you just don't know what is true and who to believe, well except me, you can trust me, well except for one of my readers who told me something in confidence about the ghey bar they mistakenly walked into thinking it was a biker bar, that story needs to be posted.

Newton was well into alchemy, now theres a job you don't see much of these days, thanks to all the giant impersonal supermarkets , alchemists and milkmen both dying breeds. Newton was also heavily into dance and bible interpretation , using numbers and arriftmathics a drunken chicken and the Book of Daniel he calculated the date for the Apocalypse. No fucking shit, he was actually trying to cum up with a good excuse not to a Saturday night shift at Halley's Burgers and Grill , you'd think it burning doon in the great fire to be a good excuse but that Halley was a cunt and his ever popular comet burgers were made no matter what.

The conclusion that Newton came to was that the world would end no earlier than 2060 it may end later but not sooner so he ended up doing his shift and got a nasty burn from the fryers.

Some Yank called Johns Hopkins says, "By 2050, 1 in 85 persons worldwide will have Alzheimer's disease," so its not like anyone is going to remember Newton by then, or where they live.

Newton also predicted the Jews would return to the Holy Land before the world ends, the return of their captivity and their setting up of a flourishing kingdom, so Hitler by doing the Devil's work he was also doing Gods work as the fate of the world seems to be sealed anyway so no need to worry about the Global Warming boogie man.

Fucking Jews and their foreskin cutting ways, I knew they were trouble when they killed the son of God.

In line with those predictions I cast me rune stones and I foresee an all out hoose to hoose battle against Hamas, sponsored by Coca Cola and once the trouble makers are all gone a puppet Palestinian government will be set up run by Israel with a view to out-breeding and squeezing out the rest of the Palestinians, I'm not too worried about the Sandsavages, a comet will be cuming 2059 (if I can still remember about it by then) to pick me and all my friends up, so yeah its really just me going to be me going then ............ cunts.

*Its a rhetorical question but if you do use both or one of these regularly go to the job market and get a real job ya poof. *