Conserve Wildlife So Our Children Will Have Something To Hunt

American couple only kill what they can eat. 

Prince William gave an interview about how rhinos and elephants need to be protected before it's too late. When the prince isn't out hunting he likes to talk about saving animals, it helps him to sleep at night. 

"There is a place for commercial hunting in Africa as there is around the world, it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, but the arguments for regulated, properly controlled commercial hunting is that the money that goes from shooting a very old infirm animal goes back into the protection of the other species."

So he thinks that if you enjoy killing exotic animals then as long as you have the money and maybe if the animal is going to die in 20 years anyway then you should be allowed to kill them. That sounds fair enough. 

The dentist that killed Cecil did say that it had a limp and so needed to be culled .... well it would after having fired an arrow at it.

The hunter with the titties said that her hungry guides assured her that the giraffe she killed would be helping out the herd and the community as well as her Face Book wall.

I think that someone like Tony Blair, George Osbourne or even Donald Trump should be in charge of what animals need a good killing because their judgement has been ever so sound in other areas.

George Osborne: "Disabled people are probably going to die soon anyway so lets cut their benefits to help them along" 

Maybe those in society past their prime should be culled in order to preserve the species. 

There are 15,000 lions in Africa .... does Africa really need that many? It doesn't sound very safe to me. In Africa lions kill 250 people a year, 70 of those are only in Tanzania, we need payback.

And we get it. Only 1,500 lions are male with 300 going per year that sounds reasonable enough I mean what the fuck do lions even do? Most lions that are shot are aged 6 years old, some may say that is when they are past their usefulness but in reality they are coming into their maturity .... like killing men when they hit 35.

    
Prince William who has gotten a free pass because everyone liked his dead mum but he has turned into a bit of a dick. He's not stripping naked in Vegas like Harry but it's there under the surface, he is one of them.

Maybe lizard people like animals not covered in fur, I don't know. So he supports hunting around the world but wants to save rhinos and elephants because ..... he probably wants his children and their children to be able to kill these iconic animals of Africa for fun too.

The prince (who knows more than you do) says that these mean and evil poachers that kill animals for money rather than for fun have links to terrorism. He wouldn't go into details but says that, 'he knows.'

I think we should bring him in for questioning. It's true, the van bomb the "New" IRA planted that killed a prisoner officer in Belfast was funded by a go fund me page and from the sale of ivory according to an anonymous bloke I met in the pub.... oh you mean Islamic extremists, they also sell people too but do we really care?

     A pout and a hashtag failed to bring them home, nice effort though. 

According to the prince, any money used from the hunting of animals should be put back into the protection of the species. So lets kill off the animals for money so we can save them ... this is why the royals shouldn't be allowed to speak.   

  

This tiger is covered in spots, it must be ill .... we'd better kill it.

Both William and Harry like to kill animals for fun and so are the best people to talk about conservation. We've overlooked Harry's immature antics and have let William do whatever all because we felt guilty at not charging the Queen with the death of Diana .... ya know, the one the Queen didn't like cos she couldn't control her that one. 

If yer a little simple and can't figure out how shops work and so have to hunt for food then fine but hunting for fun or "sport" as some call it just isn't necessary. We have fuck all wild environment left in the world and some rich dickhead going and shooting what we do have is making it worse. Over the past week with the budget, the election in the US and now with the prince we've really seen the worse in humanity and it seems they are at the top of the food chain.  

 

   

Prince Charles, Serial Hypocrite

Prince Charles collecting magic mushrooms on a fairy hunt.  

Prince Charles was branded a serial hypocrite last week. The environmentally minded Prince who is all about saving the Patagonian flat footed wanker or some weird creature that only the most serious of trendy activists would have heard of doesn't think it matters if yer on home soil. 

  A pack of dogs ripping apart an exhausted fox is getting back to nature.

The prince had a polo match 68 miles away but his time is precious ... even though his day was clear of engagements. He scrambles an RAF helicopter to fly 60 miles to his country palace and then 68 miles to the polo match. 

Fucking bald eagles, just roast the beggar ... making the Windsor face. 

After the match he flew back home and the helicopter had to fly back to base. Instead of 4 gallons of petrol he used up 200 gallons of aviation fuel. Why should Charles have to drive for an hour and 45 minutes like all the other plebs when he can fly? Prince Charles is special, he's better than us because he happened to be the son of Elizabeth and Philip, sort of an inbred master race. He deserves to be given titles and land and in return he waves and tries not to say what he really thinks. 

Us commoners deserves his scorn and we're grateful for it. Old Knudsen comes from Scottish royalty and someday hopes to take the throne of England but it won't change him, he'll be the down to earth sexual deviant and psychopath you have all cum to love .... and hopefully fear. 

It doesn't matter that the royal helicopter is paid for by the £40 million Sovereign Grant his mummy gets from the government which are the profits from all the lands and estates the government have given to the royals. It matters that this cunt lectures us about our carbon footprint then uses a chopper when he doesn't have to. 

Ach the Queen can afford it since the government has given her a pay rise on top of her grant to cope with ... um things and she receives £1m a year in farming subsidies from EU. 

Like father like son. Prince William takes the wife out pheasant shooting and then he likes a spot of wild boar hunting in Spain. The royals just aren't like us no matter what cutesy pictures they put up. 

Prince George and prince William ... or the other way round I don't know. Fucking creepy clone kids. Even Charles looked like this as a toddler they must use the same body suit at this age. Who dresses their kid as a creepy ghost child anyways? 

We'll never be royals ... it don't run in our blood. We are nothing like them, who has rode on the backs of elephants to hunt tigers in India? .... the Queen and Philip racked up a few kills in the 60's. 

Prince Harry left the military, was given a knighthood for it and is now off to Africa on an adventure holiday to observe conservation. Yep you know what that really means, lets hope that Cecil doesn't have any more brothers. 

 A very chuffed looking Edward VIII. 

The royals have a long tradition of environmentalism but their version of it is different than most people's idea of it. Thanks to the royals, Donald Trump's sons, evil dentists, anyone with a few thousand bucks and the bloody Chinese the environment has declined so I'm not really in favour of people killing what's left ..... hunt hobos like the rest of us, 7 billion people on Earth and 6.5 of them are cunts, get stuck in.   

 

During the 'Save the endangered Great Grey Oyster' event last week Charles decided to save them in his belly, much to the delight of Camilla who said, "Oysters make him a randy old sod heh heh." After swigging from their royal hip flasks for most of the day they were soon ready for ...

 

 

Their Masonic eyes wide shut orgy.  Even with a mask on (a real improvement) you could tell it was Camilla cos even Ron Jeremy would be like a bee in a jar with that woman. She's a horse breeder you know .... yes that too means something else in royal circles.