Pointergate

The biggest story going round at the moment is obviously Pointergate. Minneapolis Mayor Betsy Hodges was canvasing for votes with Navell Gordon an ex-con who works for Neighbourhoods Organizing for Change when they posed for a photograph. 

As you can see from the photo the pair decided to flash some gang signs. What may look like people pointing at each other is actually a sign used by an extremely vicious gang. The police who like to do nothing better than to look at the Facebook pages of criminals brought this picture to the attention of the local news channel. A retired police chief then went on the air to point out (without pointing) about how all the good work done by gang task forces is being undermined by the Mayor and this may cause gang retaliation.

You know what? I looked at her and thought to myself, aye she looks like a right gang banger.

Gordon was recently arrested by a police officer for trespassing while he stood outside a grocery store collecting signatures for a petition for ex-con voting rights. Witnesses protested at the rough handling by the officer to which he "allegedly" threatened to shoot them. This all led to a protest march on the grocery store.

Hodges has been quite vocal about crooked cops and says the Minneapolis PD aren't doing enough to root out the bad uns.

So I'm sure it's a real concern to the police about this gang sign and not at all payback.

Aye it seems that everyone is in a gang, here is me and my mate Dave Grohl from the Fuzz Fighters, which is his band, check it out I'm sure they are very good.   

It's no surprise that durty dick Bill Clinton is also a gang member, here he is with ex-IRA terrorist Nelson Mandela enjoying the thug life.  

Here you can see Twopack Shakur and Obama Bin Laden from a photo from last month, this pic is bound to hurt their careers.

  James McAvoy and Jessica Chastain flash the gang signs

The Minneapolis PD should cut the crap and just go and shoot the Mayor and Navell Gordon for fucks sake, maybe plant a gun on them .... like wot real police departments would do. I think this non-story has really made them a laughing stock, when someone calls it a name with gate at the end then you know you've made it big. 

 

 If yer gonna pose then please try to keep yer gang signs to yerself.

Not A Threat ..... A Promise

Listen up America! I have been waiting for this moment since 1812, yes that is just after dinner time to you 12 hour clock mongs.

Yer weak president Bush has made his apathetic farewell speech leaving Iraq unfinished as his father did. Yer president elect Barack Osama is doing some train journey in the style of that Lincoln arsehole.

While yer leadership is vulnerable I choose this time to take over the United States Of America or USOA.
You shall all pledge loyalty to me and I shall rejoin our lands to the north and south, Canada and New Mexico and we shall be a great nation once again. Not just a Super power but a Super duper power.

If you don't surrender within 4 of yer earth hours I shall


Post pictures of sad white people doing gang signs.


And go into detail of my Sex in the city gangbang............. Yes I did bump uglies and at one point it was 'sex up the shitty.'

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Young People Today Are Morons

By young people I mean under 50.

Heres old Winnie doing his 'W' and representing to all the Nazis in the hoose.

Remember when you used to stand to get a photograph taken and the photographer would say "say cheese?" the very good reason would be to make people look like they are smiling and having fun as they contort their faces into a smile to say the word.

You just know this lad cries when he cums.

Only old farts say "cheese" young uns today frown, push out their chins and make strange gestures with their hands, it doesn't look like yer having fun and not really a pic you'd put up on the wall either. Does a mother hold a picture of her skinny white wigger son doing gang signs and tear up with pride? well unless the mother is Britney she won't.

Churchill was half American but thankfully it didn't show much. Here he is giving the American salute known as "giving someone the bird or flipping someone off," he used this more and more when *FDR* excluded him from the important war talks and hung out at Stalin's hoose more .

Yes I am using this picture again, whats not to love about it?

Winston Churchill, one of my all time heroes used to do the 'V' for victory sign to encourage the people during the time of war, he'd sometimes turn it round so the back of his hand faced the cameras in order to tell them to "piss off" as pointed out by the man from Chicago . No one after the war posed like this to look cool, no it wasn't until the hippies used it for peace and then the Spice gurls revived it in the 90's, those spice hoors, its all their fault, now dopey gurls have grown up doing gurl power peace signs.

Such an attitude and big glasses. Which reminds me I was at a shop yesterday and as usual I was hanging around the famine products, this gurl late teens early twenties followed by an 8 year-old gurl whom I hope was her sister, was standing about talking on the phone as young people do. She turned her back to me and it wasn't those low-rider jeans that make yer arse look terrible that got my attention it was the fact that her top was hitched up at the back and I could see a swirly tattoo (or tramp stamp) on her lower back that went from hip to hip, it looked quite fresh and had Vaseline or something plastered over it, then while still talking on her phone she bent doon and picked up a pregnancy test kit , well that's her business but I do wonder if the tattoo and the test are related , such a fine role model for the younger gurl.

I be the pink pimp and this is my skanky lawyer beeatch, what up G ?

Gang signs I believe the term is for what the young uns do now, what kind of gangs have middle aged losers or upper class snot bags that think being rude to their parent means they are tough?

Its funny when yer young and you think yer cool. You wear black, spike yer hair and wear big ear rings (not me honest) then the same kids who sneer at you and say you don't understand do the same and think they are original, that's always something to laugh at, I say to them "I was piercing my scrotum when you were an itch in yers Da's trousers."
The young uns of today forget that we oldies used to be young and went through everything they did, what would we know about dating boys? hey I know more about that than you think, I've been to Bangkok.

Now I don't get the music or why they wear such baggy clothes, I just assume they've all been raped or something and use their misshapen clothes to hide from the world and not get noticed. (classic victims) the surly behaviour I get, the constant erections I don't get, ah well I do what I can. Gurls and boys seem to be doing more at an early age but don't have the maturity to handle it and the world expects more from them than it did us, unless they are rich they're fucked. I wouldn't trade places or be a youngster again, I was well too stupid.

*FDR was a slimy fella and did more to monitor and control Americans than Bush has ever done, a fucking democrat huh, but it was good use of nukes, well done on that. Truman wasn't much better than FDR but at least he didn't lounge around on his arse all day .*