Showing posts with label contempt for my readers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label contempt for my readers. Show all posts

Saturday, 16 August 2014

The Moon Is A Fake

Picture of the moon in 1972

Noted Moon expert and Holocaust denier Dr Brain Dawson has made an astonishing claim that the moon we are looking at in the sky isn't the same one that Lance Armstrong set foot on in 1969. Their are some who don't believe that Lance Armstrong actually landed on the moon at all but that's another story.  

 The super moon over Seattle 2014.

Having spent decades studying the moon he compared his old pictures from the 70's and 80's to the moon of today.

"There are many slight differences to hundreds of features visible from Earth such as to the crater Stevinus on the upper right or the Mare Undarum or the Mare Cognitum. Someone has gone to a lot of trouble and have replaced the moon with one of their own."  

According to Dr Dawson none of the changes could have possible come from meteor strikes even though more than a metric ton of meteoroids hits the Moon every day. We know this as NASA had seismometers on the moon recording impacts, they turned them off in 1977 which is when Dr Dawson believes the moon was switched. 
NASA was doing a lot of things up there that the public never knew about such as the crashing of 9 million dollar spacecraft into the moon's surface to allegedly record the impacts.

"Armstrong landed near the bottom of the Sea of Tranquillity, we all watched the recordings but now you'll find that all the history books say it was really the center of the sea instead. This was something Armstrong himself never denied." Said Dawson from a secret location in his mother's basement.

 
Promoting the lie or laughing at their in-joke by using the moon in their logo?

Jeffrey Katzenberg one of the co-founders of DreamWorks animation used to work for Disney who was allegedly collaborating with NASA to do astronaut training movies in the late 70's.

Dr Dawson does not say why the moon was replaced or by who as it's a long and convoluted story, you'll have to buy the book, that's if the Jew run media will risk him exposing their world domination plans...... was that a spoiler? 

Hey lay off the foreskins and Old Knudsen will join up. 
  

Saturday, 3 May 2008

Vampire Blogger


The Average age of an OBB reader is 38 the life expectancy of an OBB reader is reduced by 15 years 25 if they comment.


Makes you think huh? nah I didn't think so.


Wednesday, 26 March 2008

The Best Post Ever


My contempt for the reader is being displayed today by not writing a proper post. I'm old and tired and my arse is dragging like an old dead dog tied to the back of a car for a prank.

It was 16 years ago this day that I tasted pure heaven, no not the fanny batter of Sophia Loren that honour is still to cum. I tasted the McRib from McDonald's.

A lump of pork-like processed meat shaped like a spare rib, covered in a tangy BBQ sass with onions and pickles in a soft long bun. Sounds nice doesn't it?

When it first came out they marinated it in 8 hour old BBQ sass so back then it gave you the shits and heart burn, now they just squirt the sass on so it just gives you heart burn.
Its still lovely but the cunts at McD's tease and tempt you with it and make ghey salads a part of their menu instead of the Ribs.

I hope this post sways Ronald to stop acting the clown and do the right thing, reinstate the McRib as a regular item.

So anyway do Australians do a lot of drugs? I recently heard of a guy who called the police because someone stole his pot plants.
Nothing to do with the McRib except for being highly addictive.




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