Man In The Gold Castle

The fixed Statue of Liberty

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free and once we've weeded out the undesirables and for a special one time low fee you can come live in America as soon as you've been tagged and registered. 

President Trump settled his fraud case for $25 million. The Students of Trump University were certainly schooled. If it sounds like a fart then it probably is a fart ::::trummmppp:::::

In the run up to the inauguration it has turned out he used $56 million from his Donald J. Trump Foundation to fund his election campaign. $880,000 for portraits given to friends, nose jobs for his loyal campaign staff and an SS honor dagger said to belong to Hermann Göring. Also 4 lawsuits for unpaid bills and services, 2 allegations of child rape and the hit and run of a homeless man outside of his Mar-A-Lago Estate home in Florida. 

It's a busy time for Trump which is why Obama has called for the people to support him and to give him a chance even though his Vice President Joe Biden challenged Trump to a duel which we've told cannot take place for legal reasons.  

The New York subway has been painted with Trump's new logo in celebration. 

Yes Muslims have to call into Trump Liberty Centers to be registered and tagged but what a small price for freedom and security huh. 

Yes there are bills getting written that limit the lies of the media and the biased stories they print. I think we all agree that the cast of Hamilton who asked the audience not to boo Mike Pence then asked him to serve the people with integrity were out of line, bullies. That show will be closing its doors in January. 

I'm sure you can agree that Alec Baldwin playing some kind of grotesque and not at all real version of the president elect is quite un-American and chips away at the security of the nation.     

Mount Trumpmore, tremendous, am I right am I right? 

There will be changes, America will be great again. There will be a roll back on ghey marriage and abortion cos anyone that does either is obviously working for Satan. Not my words, check the Bible, Jesus said it before he built the Ark of the covenant ... know yer scripture .... cos there will be a test on it if you think you can claim welfare and partake for free of such commie services such as the police and fire service. 

If you can't pay the crook gets away .... catchy huh. If you don't earn then yer home will burn. 

 Heil me! 

All the Obama FEMA death camps he was going to fill up with guns and rednecks will now become Trump Liberty Camps .... or TLC. They will contain liberals trouble makers who endanger democracy, and of course Hispanics, the cast of SNL, Hamilton and Muslims duh! 

All those far right white supremacists alt-right supporters who have been having rallies and shouting Heil Trump! etc will be rewarded as patriots and formed into militias as per the Constitution.  They will patrol the streets to make sure women are dressed appropriately.  

Ugly fat slobs will be kept out of the public eye but if everyone buys enough Trump points they will have a decent first world life .... it's America so don't expect healthcare or clean drinking water though, only magical make believe places have that. 

Americans will put up with a lot as long as they think their rights are not being infringed or that brown or black people are getting something they aren't. 

1) You can have free education, healthcare, a house, a safe clean environment but limited guns such as shotguns, single shot rifles and revolvers. 

2) Or you can have crap education, no university, no healthcare, you get a trailer or can rent, lead or rocket fuel in the water, fracking kicking up chemicals for your kids to breath in but all the guns you have now. 

Americans have repeatedly chosen the big steamy number two.   All the guns in the world couldn't make average Joe with type one diabetes and a bad back overthrow the well armed and trained government. 

 

If you took shit for granted, sulked instead of vote or didn't care what yer soldiers fought and died for and elected someone who was a coward and a bully then you just brought down everyone else to yer level of stupid. 

The smart and decent folk have to put up with 8 years of the US being 10 times the international joke it was when GW Bush was preez all thanks to you but you don't care because you think self-respect is keeping yer lawn mowed or yer car clean or maybe it's a classy neck tattoo, you just don't have a clue. 

Trump is like a partner that beats you but you say, 'maybe they'll be different, maybe they'll change' of course they never do because once they see what you'll put up with they'll only keep giving you more. 

       

Drain The Main Vein

They don't get out much.

Supplies of blood types A, B, AB and O are at a critical low in the UK, so much so there is a nation wide campaign to get people to urgently go somewhere and give blood during national blood week. 

They usually set up in schools and town halls but I've only seen anything about the blood shortage online and who trusts what you read on the Internet? 

Wow how clever and catchy, they leave out the letters, even Downing street is D wning Street, it makes me want to go and give blood immediately .... except what if the person who was to get my blood was a Flegger or a Ukip voter, do I really want to save their lives? 

My blood type isn't the most rare nor is it the most common but to me it's special and I don't like it pouring out of me body or the idea of giving it away to some cunt for free .... just not cool. Fucking scroungers, go earn yer blood like the rest of us.

Maybe we could get an app like on Facebook, 'How worthy are you to get Old Knudsen's blood?' ... start playing. 

What if former Northern Ireland health minister who wants to ban all gheys from donating blood and adopting children Edwin Poots urgently needed a blood transfusion and Old Knudsen was the right type? 

Would Old Knudsen let him die even if he is a Young Creationist, DUP sectarian homophobe? Hopefully you know me well enough to know if I would or even could let another human being die if I was their only chance of life so I don't need to answer. 

YES I'd let the fucker die .... what if it was the other way round? Let me die cos I don't want any of him inside my body not even at a party. 

Old Knudsen's blood is like Khan Noonien Singh's blood, it's like super soldier serum, Charlie Sheen bought my old nose bleed hankies because he can get a really good high and feels as strong as fuck when he snorts me dried blood.   

Of course men who have had oral or anal sex with men within the last 12 months can't donate blood so that's probably Old Knudsen out anyways. What if Bruce Jenner sucked my dick in February and then again in June as Caitlyn, would I have to wait 12 months from Feb or would June set me back too? ... she's bound to get another medal for courage after that.  

This is not discriminatory, the NHS just thinks ghey men are at a higher risk of HIV or Hepatitis B than say heterosexuals and those with multiple sexual partners. 

Even if it's a monogamous ghey couple because unlike straight people you just can't trust them. I'm sure there is a scientist from a Christian university that says ghey blood turns you ghey. But honey I can explain ... it was the blood transfusion I had 4 years ago. 

It's the The Department of Health who makes the policies which trust straight people over gheys not the NHS. 

So what have we learned? Ghey men are less valued by British society because they are dirty fuckers full of disease ... got it. 

So if I go certain parts of Africa and shag a ton of weemen (6 different ones a day for 4 weeks) I only have to wait 6 months upon returning to the UK before I can give blood, does that sound right? 

I'll give blood .... for charity, just make sure the cameras are there. 

Even being in a same sex relationship for years and using condoms isn't enough. I bet that in between tattoos and traveling to foreign cuntries Harry Styles from Yin Direction would be allowed to give blood and he looks like a walking STD for fucks sake. 

Well they can't want blood that badly then ..... G_ fuck y_urself!       

Jamie Bryson's Opinion Is Needed Stat!

 

 Total attention hoor, hes already done the tattoo so next it will be adopting a black baby.

Well done to Jamie Bryson, he got onto the newspapers for doing nothing. Bryson who has deep seeded insecurities and feelings of inadequacy constantly seeks attention. He was never hugged as a child, unless you count his uncle Lester of whom he never speaks about.

The only problem with getting featured by the Belfast Telegraph is if they don't like you they keep using stock photos of you when yer not at yer best.

So when Jamie Bryson said it was ok to sing we are the billy boys during a football match the Telegraph referred to him as.

Flag protester and former mascot for the Northern Ireland football team..... Yes they made sure to use the picture too.

The song The Billy boys is from the 1930's and sung by a Protestant Glasgow street gang led by Billy Fullerton a former member of the British Fascists and total wife beater who let others do the fighting against men for him.

Bryson thinks that singing, " We're up to our knees in fenian blood surrender or you'll die" is fine and not sectarian. he thinks it's "no more sectarian than the Fields Of Athenry."

The Fields of Athenry  is a song from 1800's famine struck Ireland about a bloke in prison for stealing food for his starving family ..... not very sectarian at all, there is a line that says "Against the Famine and the Crown I rebelled they ran me down" sure didn't Byrson's bosses the UVF rebel against the crown too, everyone is doing it ffs.

What would you do for yer family? would you steal some corn? or wade in fenian blood? 

Ex-con Bryson is out of bail after he rebelled against the crown over the Queen's decision not to fly her own flag every day over Belfast city hall.

 

The rebel Bryson enjoyed his time in prison, his twerking was a favourite of the other inmates.

Jamie Bryson ya wee ugly spide, yer stupid as fuck, next you'll say throwing golf balls at the homes of Catholics isn't sectarian. Quit trying to make comparisons to justify yer bad behaviour,"well they threw petrol bombs 2 years ago so we should be able to do it as well .... so we should."

Take responsibility like a man for once and just stop and say, "you know, this isn't right, I'm better than that " not that I should really expect decent behaviour from you ya bigoted criminal. 

I'll Be Your Prison Bitch

Bradley Manning no longer wants to be called by his real name, instead he wants to be called Chelsea Womaning.
A very odd young fella that is for sure.  He suffers from gender dysphoria and has assumed a female identity.   Wikipedia is already referring to he as a she, just because you say it in a woman's voice doesn't make it real ya know.

Originally from Wales .... which explains a lot it has also been suggested he suffers from Fetal alcohol syndrome as his parents were drunks. Still accepted into the US army you'll notice, they aren't too fussy these days .... theres a war or two on.

Not the right attitude for the army and displayed outbursts and poor judgement but still given access to secret information.
Leaking info to those cunts at Wikileaks is being a traitor but it all boils doon to what you can put up with or how high you hold your own personal honour and integrity.

 Watch the movie Casualty of war for better understanding of what happens to touts.

I don't know what Bradley was thinking when he leaked the info, he mentioned doing it during online chats so maybe he was trying to impress people. The lad just wasn't army material and he showed it. 

Two wrongs don't make a right.

 Justine Bieber who is a very pretty gurl was unavailable for comment.

Fort Leavenworth, does not provide hormone therapy or sex-reassignment surgery for gender identity issues. It does, however, provide psychiatric care .... a bit late for that. It's just lucky he didn't grab a gun and go postal on his fellow troops, going by the bullying he received during training.

Well Chelsea, you'll have 35 years of getting practice being a woman, yer fellow inmates will love you big time. 

Was this yer big plan to get 35 years in an all male prison with all the cock you can eat?   well played young lad/lady enjoy yer showers. 

 

Scare If You Care

So I got this religious leaflet through my door, it was an invitation to go to a Presbyterian church... odd them having to advertise considering the amount of people claiming to be Protestant in Northern Ireland.

They must really work on their advertising, You are a sinner does not make me want to go to church, what if they all know about my sins ? I'll just cry in my darkened corner of sin and masturbate.

All sin must be punished

Still not winning me over. 

After scaring you about Hell it eventually goes on to say how in 5 weekly payments to God, Jesus and his blood will clean away yer sin ..... ugh! what if he has aids or something? hes from the Middle east what if he has that coronavirus?  I'm no letting his body fluids near me. 

On the page across from The punishment for sin is Hell you'll find when the Children's meetings are. 

Now if you mentioned free food and easy weemen I may have considered it. 

 The only sure way to get rid of that shit is to kill it with fire.

Never Gonna Give You Up

Since any argument they had wasn't based on logic and reason I suspect it was about filthy man/flag lust.

The Peta Hypocrisy

I am anti-Peta as anyone would know if they have read my former posts. Crazy fuckers who set up shelters and then kill the animals when its not cost effective. Stop people wearing furs stop people eating meat don't fucking tell me what to do.

Sure pets should be treated well and spayed and neutered and livestock should be treated humanly but how about this, we concentrate on something more important like protecting children and then we can spend billions on the cute fluffy animals that are sooooo tasty.

Ron Jeremy in the picture is a porn star with a 9.75 inch cock which some might think is big. He is enough to put anyone off sex.
I don't care how big it is if I was a woman I'd be fondling my tits and shoving things up me twat all day but thats besides the point, no way would gurly Knudsen have sex with that disgusting creature.

He used to be able to suck himself off. I haven't seen the film but the thought of it is bad enough. So does that make him ghey because he swallows his own gravy?

Now because he is a fat cunt he can only kiss his willy's end. Also ghey I mean I've given mine the thumbs up and have told him 'well done' but only a woman an attractive animal or tight young man on a long sea voyage gets to swallow Kenny's gravy.

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It Was Like That When I Got To It

Look at the sheer joy on my face when I thought I had won $30 million dollars on the Super Lotto Plus.

My lady friend Julie who finally gave in and accepted my offer of a date was most upset when she found out I had misread the numbers and had only got one, 38 in case you were wondering.

She told me she got a phone call about a family emergency and left. I must be serious as she has had her mobile phone turned off for the rest of the night. Ah well honest mistakes and anyway I came.

The Ontario Lottery and Gaming Corporation is apologising to people who bought more than 1,100 lottery tickets that appeared to be big winners but were actually mis-prints.

Before The Troll comments about how stupid me and me readers are blah blah blah I'd like to say what a horse's arse licking wanker he is.

Sorry thats a mis-print hes a horse's cock sucking wanker which explains the breath.

The "winners" will not receive any cash because the law says that misprinted lottery tickets are null and void. You know I might have been able to live with null but void as well? it leaves a void in my life.

One Canadian winner who thought he had won $135,000 Canadian Dollars "had already made plans to move his family out of their basement apartment, send his children to college and live the life he had always dreamed about".

Sounds like a childless single life in his basement apartment to me.

This guy living in his parent's basement didn't have enough money to send his kids to college and move his nagging wife out.

All he has in life once he gets paid at the blood diamond mine up there in Canada is buying 10 lottery tickets a week to give him hope and a case of beer to blot out his crappy existence.

If his kids are serious about college or the porn industry which is in need of a huge, throbbing government bail-out then maybe they should apply with full length pictures to my trust fund.

'The Old Knudsen Trust For The Young And Firm Bodied'

If you wish to donate:

Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is fighting for his tattered reputation after the whole selling of Obama's Senate chair on E-bay. He is going on about his record saying "does that not count for anything?" Thinking he should get off with it.

Well if you only raped and murdered one person in yer life should you only get parole because you gave money to a trust fund for young people?

Sheila Dixon the Mayor of Baltimore, America was caught hitting companies up for gift cards to give to the poor and needy but kept most of them for herself as she shopped at 'Toys Ar se' and other stores.
She insists she has done nothing wrong and will continue to carry on as mayor as if nothing ever happened.

How can you make public appearances waving and smiling at people knowing you spent $500 in gift cards that was meant to go to poor kids?

It was nice of the Canadians to say sorry as in most countries its a good old "tough shit bucko".

Like when the Yanks bomb Canadian troops in the wars of terror.

I love films and I have this one called, "15 minutes" Edward Burns and Bobby De Niro. There are these two Slavs who go around killing people. One of them observes American life from daytime TV and the Tabloids.

One case he hears about is a guy who kills but blames it on his psychiatrist for not putting him on meds because he should have known what he is capable of. The killer gets off with it and becomes an artist and gets a book deal.

The Slav looks at all of this and comments that no one takes responsibility in America. He later tries the insanity plea himself and nearly gets away with it.

When you see mongs suing McDonald's because they burned themselves on the 'Hot' apple pie or when they spilled their coffee over their knob or because they blame the fast food chain for making them fat you see that all of this is true.

Then McD's change the menu and no more super size or they bring in salads and luke warm food as if it wasn't bad enough before .

Hey I'm a sex addict or I'm addicted to drugs and drink, its an illness you know. No it isn't its called restraint its called making choices.

In 2007 Elizabeth Shelton then aged 21, whose father is juvenile court Judge Pat Shelton (I don't think that means he is a juvenile) had a blood alcohol limit more than three times the legal limit when the SUV she was driving rear-ended a truck, killing her boyfriend.

Convicted of intoxication manslaughter for the death of her boyfriend she was sentenced to eight years' probation and had to serve four months in jail.

The gurl is suing the truck driver she ran into for negligence though there is no evidence of such.

Or the woman who was drunk with her 2 kids in the car and she crashes killing her 11 year-old daughter. The judge blames the demon drink and says she has to pay for the funeral as punishment as she has suffered enough.

C'mon what a fucking system, you can sue anyone for anything and some time you may get lucky.

Take responsibility people, admit to me yer sins and I shall give out an appropriate punishment, deny it and you'll just make things worse on yerself.

"Let he who is without sin cast the first half brick" I'm throwing a virtual half brick at you cunts.


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