Get Yer Nips Out

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I try to make the first picture of my Sunday posts less fleshy than the rest as it turns up on Facebook and there are still today in the 21st century people ashamed of naked weemen in their news feeds. This is me being considerate, any personal issues are out of my control.

Maybe they are missing the point of Sunday being a day of worship.  

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Old Knudsen refuses to put Burkas on these antonymous hotties whose job it is to stand around in fish net tights.

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Is it naked children you want to? well ya came to the wrong place you pedo [insert religion here] I only deal in consenting adults ... or at least adults.

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Someday social media will not keep the sister doon and will allow female nipples and other fleshy parts to be shown, until then I will have to be content with my unsociable media.

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I've only had a blog since 2006, you'd think people would be used to me by now ... those who say they love yer blog but can't remember a thing you've written, you know the type.  

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I care naught about yer issues so don't waste my time, I am above all of that, for I am enlightened and evolved so free the nips! 

Screw-Drivers

Every woman's dream. Just wait for Minnie Driver's baby to be born. If my ma was that hot I'd still be breast feeding.


Everyone knows that America is the most hated nation in the world thats old news, "Why are we so hated?" asks yer News person , "Because we're cunts!" says the expert on to sell his new book 'Americans....... cunts or what?'

It used to be Great Britain for a few centuries when we forced everyone to be civilised and drink tea but then Hitler came along and while we are still Great in spirit Britain is small and insignificant, even the Argentinians thought they had a chance in the 80's, fuck that was so embarrassing kicking the arse of 3rd world cuntry.

Well Germany will always be in the top 3 of most hated countries and now besides the ragheads the only one that hates Britain is Robert Mugabe. Bring back slavery I say, not a racist comment it just seems to me that the nig nogs haven't appreciated their freedom much. No offense to any wogs reading this but it will give the darkies a chance to prove to the Mexicans and Pakkies that they aren't lazy whiny wankers that steal stuff.

The most self involved sorry fer yerself twat has to be a black Vietnam vet. Complaining about whitey sending him over and forcing him to kill babies etc. Vietnam vets are whiny to start with so give them the race card to play and you have the perfect 'all about me' machine. Become bloggers ya dopes and welcome to the 20th century.

A report just came out that says America is also the worse nation for driving in the world, here is a clip of it.

"And so verily I therefore state without any prejudice that the rebellious colonies are the most ineffective automobile operators in the world"

Well that says it all. You know what Yanks do? they put stickers all over their cars and wear jumpsuits and drive at speed cutting each other off and call it NASCAR. The average Yank doesn't bother with the stickers or the suits.

Save yerself the money of going to a racetrack and just watch the traffic. I sit at the side of the road with my six pack and watch as the drivers fly past red lights mowing doon pedestrians and ploughing into each other, it happens every 4.7 minutes at 4 way stops that don't have lights.

My six-pack.

I don't like to play into stereotypes but weemen are such shite drivers. A wee woman in a Minivan or SUV can be a dangerous thing, especially when they have a mobile phone stuck onto their ear and those little gurl racers in their silver whatevers.




My fellow old people tend to miss the brake and hit the accelerator killing about 10 at a time as they shake their fists at the people bouncing off their windscreens, "get off my car!" or they go into the side of a house. Really old people are bastards and don't you forget it cuntbreath.


Get yer toddler brains off my fucking windshield ya wee hooligans.

Men think they are NASCAR potentials as they weave in and out of traffic with no signals to get to Wal-Mart or the next set of traffic lights 30 seconds faster.

"Not now Robert" nothing to do with the post except to point out the power plays between men and weemen. They must be married as the selfish bitch turned him doon.


I think bumper stickers with 'My child is was the top student of the day' or 'My child is an honour student' are funny as fuck. like American education is something to brag about. What about 'My child gets good grades for not stabbing their classmates' or 'My child hasn't shot anyone '.

I want to make up bumpers stickers that say 'My child is a mong' and randomly stick them on cars.

People with Jesus stickers on their cars are dangerous, they think the lord will protect them so fuck defensive driving.

Asians and immigrants just up from Mexico are terrible and may not have insurance or the will to live which is why they want to be Americans, home of the fat and land of the stupid.

No offense to any American readers I'm sure you don't have to be told what cunts you are, I mean there is stupid, Irish, English and then American at least you aren't Irish.



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Its Called 'Great' Britain For A Reason.

For full affect hum "land of hope and glory" aka "pomp and circumstance ."

They want to kill you in the name of Allah with their bad driving, what fuckers.

So anyway I was standing at Glasgow Airport minding my own business waiting for Jimmy the stain to get through security hoping they did not check up his hole when "WHAM!" I saw George Michael then seconds later a car crashed into the terminal, I don't think Mr Michael had anything to do with it.

A Jeep Cherokee was a blaze, two Asians had rammed the building with a car full of petrol bombs in a terrorist attack. I just thought that chinks being the worse drivers in the world crashed into a big fuck off Airport by accident.

Along with the car bombs in London its just like the 80's all over again, the IRA were into blowing people up before they all became Bloggers (I know who you are) and the Iranians were into driving cars full of bombs into things.

Where is Tony when we need him? we can't give into pricks like this, Gordon Brown (texture like sun) had better not cave in like Spain did, that would be dishonouring those that stood up to Hitler, those wounded at Canary wharf the dead of the Brighton bombing the Harrods bombing not to mention Omagh , Enniskillen and the Iranian embassy .

If you back doon from these crazy fuckers it will be more embarrassing than the Hostages Iran held earlier this year . Who hasn't been bombed by terrorists? c'mon its been a way of life for Northern Ireland for the last 30 odd years, its not very nice when the masked cowards attack but you can't let them win, we'll have them beat by Christmas, it may be Christmas of 2037 but we'll still win.

Remember Muhammad Old Knudsen still thinks yer a cunt so cum and have a go if you think yer hard enough, I'll shove my boot up so far up yer fatwa you can taste the dog shit I just stepped in.

Dear Land of Hope, thy hope is crowned.
God make thee mightier yet!
On Sov'reign brows, beloved, renowned,
Once more thy crown is set.
Thine equal laws, by Freedom gained,
Have ruled thee well and long;

By Freedom gained, by Truth maintained,
Thine Empire shall be strong.
Land of Hope and Glory,
Mother of the Free,
How shall we extol thee,
Who are born of thee?
Wider still and wider
Shall thy bounds be set;
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet
God, who made thee mighty,
Make thee mightier yet.
Thy fame is ancient as the days,
As Ocean large and wide
A pride that dares, and heeds not praise,
A stern and silent pride
Not that false joy that dreams content
With what our sires have won;
The blood a hero sire hath spent
Still nerves a hero son.