Showing posts with label Service dogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Service dogs. Show all posts

Wednesday, 8 April 2015

Where Do Broken Tarts Go?

Whitney teaching the kids.

Do you remember where you where when you realized that Whitney had lied and that she didn't believe that children were the future? 
I was sitting in a small restaurant on the Rue du sort in Nevers .... France, it was a crisp but sunny spring day almost noon with the river Loire giving me the perfect view with it's wide dark water slowly rolling by. I had just sent back my steak tartare telling the durty froggies to cook it or I'd report them to the food inspectors. 

I likes to teach developing cultures how to behave properly, civilised people do not eat raw meat. Then I realised that Whitney was merely singing any old shite in order to sells records and make money. Maybe she didn't want to dance with somebody and I bet she wasn't saving all her love for Hugh either. 

She wasn't even born in Texas, she should have been called Whitney Newark .... beyond betrayed is how old Knudsen felt/still feels. 
 
 
But the ladies all loved him. 

I didn't wait for my food I left and the restaurant and spiraled out of control in a year long drink and glue bender. Forgive my weakness, my world view was turned upside doon when I found out that Liberace was ghey and this was the final straw. 

He may have been ghey but he sure knew how to give the best sports massages. 

      
Speaking of civilised people, did you know that 2 - 2.5 million dogs are still consumed in South Korea each year? Other cuntries that eat dogs are  China, Indonesia, Korea, Mexico, Philippines, Polynesia, Taiwan and Vietnam. Some rural parts of Switzerland eat em and in 44 US states it's still legal to eat a cat or dog. 

There is no reason why man's best friend can't be man's best lunch. From the earliest times that we domesticated the dog we also ate them, ask a native American. When you rub noses with an Eskimo check to see if they have dog breath. 



I do have a problem with how the animals are kept and how they are killed. In South east Asia there is a tradition that if the dog is scared before you kill it then the meat will be more tender. 

There are groups who want to ban the breeding and eating of dogs and cats in these cuntries but it has gone on for so long that it is ingrained as a part of their culture. Might as well try getting a Flegger to stop marching and hating Catholics, you'll have just as much chance of success. 

What are you going to substitute instead of dogs? They don't eat dogs because it tastes so good they eat it because there isn't much other choice. What do these poor people feed their dogs on I wonder ... I bet it's the unused parts that they won't eat .... it's a dog eat dog world. 

In the Hindu religion eating cow is taboo as is pork in Judaism. In Japan it became that eating dog was unlucky in Shintoism and Buddhism, I guess as more morons turn Christian or cherry pick what they believe then you get to eat what you want. 

Old Knudsen is a fussy eater however if you slaver a turd in miracle whip or Franks buffalo wing sass he'll eat it .... or combine the two, damn it now I'm hungry for sass covered turds.   

Dog lovers in Pennsylvania.

You have leftie doggie lovers who love their dogs so much they copy the way they have sex complaining that millions of poor Asians are eating dogs, then you have the people who complain that other poor people catch Aids or Ebola from eating monkeys ... fucks sake ya can't win. 

None of these people have the answers, they just know what they don't like.  

As usual the main problem isn't addressed, that problem is poverty. Don't worry, soon  we'll have other problems and eating dogs will be a far better alternative. The world population at over 7 billion we'll have a definite meat surplus. 

With that in mind Old Knudsen still does believe that children are our future, you gotta scare them good before you slaughter them though. 

   
    

Sunday, 1 March 2015

Service Dragon Kicked Out Of Restaurant

Mother of dragons Daenerys Stormborn was asked to leave a restaurant because of her service dragon. 
After being in an abusive marriage in which her husband murdered her brother she has suffered from PTSD and finds going out rather difficult. 

"Every time I go out assassins try to kill me it's very stressful"

The manager of the restaurant says that he was reluctant to let a dragon into the restaurant as they have been known to take cattle and indiscriminately burn people alive. After having the situation explained a little more he has said that if the Khaleesi wishes to return we shall endeavor to serve the best stallion heart she has ever tasted. 


Old Knudsen added, "just because you put a bib on an animal doesn't make it a service animal, there is a very lucrative market to sell fake harnesses and certificates so common sense must be used by the customer and the vendor."

A comfort animal is not a service animal. While the whole pet thing seems rather trendy for people with PTSD I tend to call bullshit like how celebs all had little brown babies as a fashion accessory. I would not look to a pet to help me with my psychological issues, especially ones who chew their butts then lick yer face, then again I've had better pet dogs than mental health care providers.   



 

Wednesday, 17 September 2014

Love Me Love My Service Dog

He got all his veteran type gear on for the camera.

Richard Hunter a 50 year-old US Army veteran suffers from severe Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and barely leaves his home. His life has been turned around when in July he got 'Buttlick' a service dog from the non-profit group Dogs4Warriors.

Well he didn't say the name of his wonderful dog so I added one.

His son and boyfriend also got dressed for the camera with panties on their heads.

Hunter hadn't taken his son out in over 10 years and decided to take him and his co-worker out to lunch at Subway in Paterson, New Jersey. Hunter adds that going to Subway isn't a big deal to most people but is a very difficult thing for him to do. 

When Hunter gets anxiety Buttlick will sense this with his super dog senses and nuzzle his hand to bring him back to the moment rather than dwelling in the past. 

What a heart breaking story and it gets worse.  As they entered the Subway the manager Mitul Ahmed who is a Moosalim, yelled at them to get out. 

 Death to the great Satan! 

Get that dog outta here, I don't care if it's a service dog I can refuse service or blow up anyone ... Takbir, you infidel scum! .... I may have juiced up the manager's reaction for effect.

Hunter who has PTSD and anxiety if you remember argued his case with the manager, then he phoned the restaurant owner who was just as uncaring about the situation. 

Hunter then contacted ABC news and a disability rights group about his case because he wants to raise awareness about service dogs. 

Calm and relaxed in front of the camera 

Hunter just wants an apology.  So far the restaurant has changed the service dog sign from service dogs welcome to just ask, we'll help. They have also been less than apologetic and the manager even denies having been there on the occasion and pretends to not be the manager. 

I don't know what the true story is but I do see some stereotypes at play here. The vet with his cap on (it's an American thing I guess) defined as being someone who served in the military during the 80's I guess, going by his age when the US was engaged in that war with .......????  It was the Marines sent into Lebanon and after Noriega, the army only get sent in anywhere after the Marines are used up.

The Muslim manager who hates dogs, as Muslims do apparently and of course they are allowed to lie to non-Muslims or some such shite. 

Most of these I'm a veteran stories usually have more to them like the vet who was told he couldn't make and sell furniture from his garage and the vet who like this case had a Service dog but the bus driver argued that it was a comfort dog as it misbehaved jumping up and down on the seats.

Yes, Hunter no doubt went to the classes at the V.A. for his anxiety and was awarded a dog but most veterans never see any action except on the telly. I don't like being played by these constant veteran and patriot stories from the US.