Peter And Son The Work's Never Done

A top DUP politician and his son have been accused of taking money in return for using their positions of power and connections for favours.  

We here at Old Bitter Balls do not name names until there is positive proof of said indiscretions. If you have been following the blog of Flegger extraordinaire Jamie Bryson  you'll see that he has similar stories about Peter Robinson and his coke addicted son Gareth 'the fixer' Robinson taking payments for arranging business deals and using their influence ..... the sort of thing Prince Andrew was doing in between fucking under aged sex slave gurls.

 Hey Snowman, you may need to go wipe your nose.

While waiting in line for tickets for him and his wife at the Titanic centre in Belfast, Bill Watson from Norwich .... England was told that the next Titanic tour would be after 3pm, that was over 2 hours away. 

"What can you do in Belfast for 2 hours?" I asked the boy behind the counter said Bill, the cashier shrugged and answered, "have a crisp sandwich." 

They were approached by two shady looking men and asked if they wanted to buy tickets for the next tour in 15 minutes for £5,000. The older fellow said that his son 'the G man' had to desperately see someone named Charlie but was short of cash. It was only until he reduced the price down to £600 did we buy the tickets. They looked very pleased and shouted YEEEOOOHHH!

It was utter crap by the way and Doris left there with a headache. 

So This Is Where Common People Shop.

In Dublin Prince Andrew made a surprise trip to a suburban Dublin supermarket on Monday and startled the shoppers , one silly bint collided with the prince at the bottom of an escalator, knowing the Irish she was probably out of her head on coke.

Andrew, was on a one-day tour of Dublin as Britain's special representative for international trade and investment, so where would you go to? why a new branch of Tesco of course in a posh northern suburb of Dublin at a place called Formaldehyde. Tesco is a British supermarket chain and one of the biggest in Ireland.

One woman a Margaret Bartley who got a look at Andrew said "Hes absolutely gorgeous and made me quite wet if fact I'm going home to have the hole bucked off me by my hubby all the while thinking of randy Andy".

Ok the suburb may actually be called Malahide which in Gheylick means 'bad place to hide' that goes back to the time of Oliver Cromwell when he was kicking arse in Ireland, very well liked in Ireland is Cromwell, if you ever go over raise yer glass and toast him.