Showing posts with label Chris Kyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chris Kyle. Show all posts

Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Vaccines Cause Mass Shootings


Ralphie Parker was a quiet 9 year-old boy who didn't have any friends and mostly just  played Call of Duty and GTA 5 online in his room for hours on end. At least his parents knew where he was. 

An average student he liked the Saw and Purge movies and The walking dead and Game of thrones on the TV.  Just a normal child who wanted to be a sniper just like his heroes Chris Kyle and Deadshot from the DC comics. He was also looking forward to the new Deadpool movie.

Why then 6 months ago did he take his AR-15 into his elementary school to shoot his classmates and then himself ? This has confused his parents to this day. 

Mr and Mrs Parker think they know why. Last year just after getting a flu shot (it was a nasty strain last year) Ralphie got into trouble at school for sending pics of his dick to the girls in his class as well as to two of the female teachers, he got a 3 day suspension and a week long time out from his favourite web site Pornhub and had to do at least one of his chores or part of it. 

He just didn't seem to be the same. 

That year for Christmas he asked for a US military KA-BAR fighting knife and a puppy, somehow the puppy ran away, Ralphie didn't want to talk about it I guess he was upset about it. Other pets in the neighbourhood also ran away, it was as if they could sense the coming storm.

In the new year Ralphie started drinking more and more, he was becoming a shell of the young boy who would cheerfully chase the other family pet a Rack Russell terrier with his beloved assault rifle shooting "bang bang" until he accidentally shot poor Whizzer. 

He was moody, resentful and talking more uppers and downers than he really should for his age, he'd become aggressive if confronted and who has time for that? 

To this day his parents put 100% blame on the flu vaccine shot he got. Were they to blame too? Maybe because they believed the shot would prevent him from getting the nasty bug so yes, they are to blame for caring too much. 

Guns and young socially inept males with no empathy or role models and a poor grip on reality don't kill people, vaccines do.      


Thursday, 22 January 2015

A Sniper's Lot

 
 A typical sniper.

The movie American Sniper is out and causing controversy, that's because while it's acceptable to support our troops, we don't like to think of them actually killing anyone. When I say 'we' I obviously mean civvie liberals who have never even been in a fight in their lives or have little practical life experience but will give their opinion based on rainbows and how things should be.

Old Knudsen is unlike those libbies as he likes to think about people dying all the time, sometimes it's the only way to get a happy ending when the strangle porn becomes boring.

Periscopes attached to rifles to shoot over the trenches.  

Sniping comes from the hunting of a small bird called a Snipe by British soldiers in India. The art of concealed, distance shooting against people had a stigma because it just wasn't a gentlemanly thing to do in war. There still is a stigma attached to it by many.

  
Mostly from fat, hairy faced civvies who think that getting shot in the front is better than the back. There is a reason why the enemy is killed at whatever opportunity and that is because if you leave them to live they will kill you or yer friends.
In war you make sure the enemy was dead or they'd shoot you in the back themselves after you have stepped over them.  


When the musket first came out, war was still 2 armies facing each other, blowing bits off each other, the polite way. Very brave huh? .... very dumb if you ask me.

During the American war of independence that changed, also Muskets then became rifles which added to their accuracy.
The Americans (well technically still British then) were faced with a well trained army that had been fighting all over Europe and they were huntsmen rather than soldiers fighting a guerrilla war. Their tactic was to hide and shoot the ranks, officers first then NCO's etc to cause the most panic.  


At the Battle of Saratoga  sniper Timothy Murphy shot and killed General Simon Fraser of the British army in 1777.
Murphy was a rifleman in Morgan's Kentucky Riflemen, and hit the General at 500 yards using one of the long-barreled Kentucky rifles.


The face of war changed even more during WWI and the Brits were still reluctant to embrace sniping but they needed them. 


Sniping is now a science with complicated math to allow for wind speed, alleviation and movement, you can't just point, pray and shot anymore... Or is that just me?  Even temperature is an issue, a bullet can zip through the air on a hot day but when it's cold the denser colder air adds drag to the round. It can be done with one or two people, a spotter and a shooter. You don't sit at a window with yer muzzle sticking out like in the movies .... unless yer suicidal or have no choice. You never want to give away yer position. 

The spotter identifies targets and confirms the shot, the high caliber rounds can leave a vapour trail and spotters are able to follow the tragedy of the bullet from that. Two pairs of eyes are better than one and the spotter usually has an assault rifle in case things go south as a sniper rifle isn't designed for full on combat.  

Unlike the movies a sniper will take a chest shot, if a 30 cal hits you it will create a big hole and a 50 cal .... well that can stop a truck.

 
Soviet sniper Roza Shanina.

Snipers are not always just out for a specific target, they are mostly used in support roles, they go into an over watch position which means they have a clear view of the battlefield, from there they take out any enemy that is a danger to their advancing platoon.
Or in a blocking action that helps defend their platoon once they have taken an area.

It's not just people that snipers shoot at, they can also target generators, radios, vehicles, water and fuel supplies .... anything that helps their side.

Targets of opportunity mostly and still just like the revolutionaries they target officers, also lower ranks, drivers, pilots and guards. Reading body language is pretty important, you can tell a grunt from and officer if you pay attention to how they move and if an officer gets saluted by a newbie it's goodnight sir.  

Snipers are usually a small team that can do great damage to a larger force, they can demolish the enemies morale and keep them pinned down and slowed up.

The thing is that soldiers are trained to kill, that is the purpose of their primary training, even cooks are trained to kill, sure not as much as an infantry soldier. You don't join the military to make the world a better place, most join because it's a job.

It's so hot up here but if you fuck it up you'll be feeling even more heat ..... Why are you here? It certainly isn't to keep my morale up.

I watched the movie American sniper just after I wrote this post. The director Clint Eastwood is not the most imaginative of people and is a practical no frills director. Already people are tweeting 'I wanna kill ragheads after watching that' well what can you expect? After watching 300 who didn't want to get naked, oil up and work out with like minded buddies ? .... oh, just me then.

To me it was cliched and dull which is a shame as I bet Kyle was a lot more interesting.

It was a protect god and country  affair that claimed the embassy bombings in Tanzania and Kenya were his motivation to join up but they weren't, and he was 24 not 30 as stated in the movie, even the bounty put on his head by Al Qaeda was exaggerated.

I really doubt that Kyle's spotter lay there without a scope just rolling his eyes and making up shit about how if Kyle shoots the wrong person he'll be arrested and fried .... that doesn't happen. Snipers even take turns using the spotting scope to avoid eye strain but he didn't have a spotting scope.
That spotter would have gotten his ass kicked for not keeping a look out and keeping the Marines on the street safe, why was he even there then?

I would have preferred that the story was kept more realistic but that's Hollywood.     

There is more to snipers than the assassins shown in movies, they are like yer guardian angel on the battlefield and are just as brave as anyone. They just happen to be very good at the job they chose to be in, no shame in that. 

  

Friday, 5 December 2014

Stolen Valor

On Black Friday in a Mall near Philadelphia a former infantryman with the 101st Airborne Division sees a big fat bloke in a US army Rangers uniform talking to an awestruck kid about his experiences in the elite Ranger unit.
The veteran Ryan Beck heard the baldy dude mention special forces and just knew there was something not right with him.

So he called him over saying that his son likes to meet members of the military and then asks him the basic questions like what unit yer in etc. The bald dude, Sean Yetman aged 30 was able to answer the questions fine but after a while his answers became just bullshit.

He was missing a patch (he says he gave it to a kid) but his US flag patch was too low. Yetman said, "you got on that one buddy" and fixed old glory.

Yetman claimed to be a Staff Sergeant and said he was out shopping with his Sergeant Major .... like you do.

Beck asked about Yetman's 3 CIB's (Combat Infantryman badges) which he said he got in Afghanistan but quickly changed his answer to 2 in Afghanistan and one in Iraq. Beck pointed out that you only get one per theater of war you've served in which seems to be the world wide way of doing it.
In WWII yer unit may have been sent over to France to fight, then back to Britain then over to France again depending on how the war is going and that could happen several times but you'd only get one medal for yer service in Europe.


I know the Yanks love to give out medals, Beck himself was given a Purple heart. Getting a medal for being shite and getting wounded, pretty unreal. How about giving medals like the Zero injury heart?

Old Knudsen never lies nor does he brag but he has been given more medals than you've had hot dinners and going by yer fat belly that's a lot. During WWII Old Knudsen actually received a Victoria Cross for valour and an Iron Cross in the same week ..... now that's a story to tell, except I still have to keep me head down for alleged war crimes so I won't be telling it.

   In WWI they gave me over sized pennies for killing Germans .... I'd do that kinda shit for free.

In the US, passing yerself off as a veteran violates the Stolen Valour act, wearing military awards like the Medal of Honor, Navy Cross or Purple Heart  “to obtain money, property, or other tangible benefit” is illegal.
Is Yetman breaking the Stolen Valour act? He gets out of it the feeling like he's a big man. He comes across as a soft spoken pussy and so probably has psychological issues about being dismissed or even bullied and it feels good for him to be a hero.

Then again some of the stores in the Mall do offer a military discount and constitutes his actions to be illegal.    


In 2003 Yetman pleaded guilty to impersonating a police officer, maye IHOP were giving cops free pancakes, he looks like he'd take advantage of that in a clogged heartbeat.


While Yetman could pass a a regular army grunt he definitely does not look like Ranger material, the Rangers are an elite unit .... for Americans that is. Now don't go thinking that by this picture Old Knudsen claims to be a Navy SEAL, Old Knudsen is an Otter which is even more elite, sometimes I go and train or toughen them up them as SEAL's are good, just not Otter good.

 This lass has been faking it for years. 

There seems to be many military fakers, one claimed to be the most decorated Navy SEAL ever and had a self defence school before being exposed as an ex-con who had never served, then you have Jesse Ventura who was a Frogman but claims to be a SEAL. He even sued Chris Kyle for slander, even continuing the lawsuit after Kyle was killed, I hope you choke on yer $1.8 million, certainly not the actions of a Navy SEAL.  

Navy SEAL's and other hero types are just like Old Knudsen, quiet and unassuming, very modest and never bragging. Those SEAL's arguing about who shot Osama need to wise up .... besides, it was I who fired the fatal shot.    

Cartman here has only served ... himself at buffets.

The most despicable man in the US is JohnnyB34435, his real name John Elmo Sheppard jr. He claims to wear a uniform so he can eat for free at the Golden Corral and get into WWE matches for free too. While he pretends to be a vet on YouTube he mocks and slags off the military, he's a conspiracy theory nut as well ... yes he does like Jesse Ventura so the lad is definitely not all there. A Facebook page  against him has almost 2,000 LIKES. Please feel free to LIKE it as this bloke is a real mouthy piece of shit.

I really doubt that she is a real soldier ... sometimes only other soldiers can tell.

While poor Yetman gets death threats and spirals into depression maybe he'll eventually learn and stop being a dick. Others who have served kinda take offense when civvies or just losers try to cash in on a reputation or name of the real deal.


That is why Old Knudsen gets disgusted when UVF lovers and other Fleggers dress in their WWI costumes and march around as if only Protestants from Northern Ireland were the only ones to have served in WWI ...... not that any of those pussies ever served, they are too busy pretending to be hard men and selling drugs for the Queen and Loyalist culture cos they are loyal an shit. As if they could pass the tests for the military, I they couldn't even make it into the Navy.    

Like the way you have orange caps on the end of fake guns, all these cunts should wear bright orange caps on their heads.
    

Friday, 1 August 2014

Definitely A Jessie

Jesse Ventura, windbag, wrestler and ex governor of Minnesota won his defamation lawsuit against Chris Kyle the former Navy SEAL and author of the book 'American sniper.'

Kyle was killed at a Texas gun range last year when he was shot dead by a ex soldier who suffered from PTSD.

The soldier was having a hard time after the war and so Kyle thought he'd take him to a charity event at a gun range to relax and have some fun ..... huh? 


Kyle getting killed didn't stop Ventura from bravely going after him and his money. Ventura probably has issues as he some times pretends to be an ex SEAL but was really just a frogman in the Navy's Underwater Demolition Teams. He says because his training was similar he could call himself a SEAL but the real SEALs think otherwise. 

Just because you hit the mark and said some script doesn't mean you can call yerself an actor either.

Old Knudsen on the other hand is so respected by Navy SEALs that they call him the SEAL-lion, ach a great bunch of lads they are.

Kyle wrote in his book that he decked Ventura at a Callyfornia bar in 2006 after Ventura made offensive comments about SEALs, including that the SEALs "deserve to lose a few" in Iraq.

Kyle had his sworn testimony videotaped but the unpatriotic, Al Qaeda loving jury voted in favour of Ventura who'll get $1.8 million and the passage removed. 



Who do I believe a true American hero like Kyle or a bragging conspiracy theory loving windbag like Ventura? .... tough call.

Maybe I should tell you about my time on the set of the 2004 movie Hard Time (straight to DVD) I was playing thug # 3 (gotta pay me rent) and while we were waiting to do a fight scene, Ventura  made a remark about the Israeli assassination of Hamas leader Abdel Aziz al-Rantisi nicknamed the "Lion of Palestine" and how only fags use helicopters to kill and what a great freedom fighter he was.

Unlike most people I can remember past last week and so have heard of Hamas before all this recent shite.

Well that did it, Old Knudsen beat 7 shades of shite and 3 flavours of ice-cream out of him and rendered him unconscious with slight brain damage. He only has to hear my name mentioned to make him curl up into a fetal position and have him crying like a baby for hours.

Aye, Kyle decked the cunt. 


I was fired from yon movie which is just as well as it conflicted with me schedule, I had to go and be a character witness for me old mucker Saddam as he was being framed by the man. A total hatchet job. 






Thursday, 7 February 2013

It's A People Problem


Chris Kyle the ex-navy seal was shot dead at a shooting range in Texas last weekend.  According to his book and the Interweb he was the most lethal sniper in US military history.

An American hero killing the bad guy so he doesn't kill you... Well not really, it was his job to kill whoever his superiors told him too, thats what a soldier does .. unless they are a cook or something then they just give people the shits.
   
Mark Wahlberg is also a highly trained killing machine. Well in some of his movies anyway.

Wahlberg had said that if he had been on any of the planes that stuck the WTC he would have stopped it. He got a lot of head shakes and who the fuck does he think he is? Too many tough guy movie roles.


Jesse Ventura was on Piers Morgan's show and said that because he has a firearms concealment permit, if he had been at the movie theater in Aurora Colorado, he would have prevented James Holmes from killing 12 people.   
Ventura is an ex-navy seal and most importantly has been in some movies. 

Morgan then said that what if that only made things worse and there was a gun battle in which more people died? .... fair point and Ventura was unable to answer.

These two wanna be heroes have the advantage of hindsight, doesn't mean that they wouldn't have been taken by surprise like everyone else. 
A fire fight can be as unpredictable and as deadly as a woman with PMS.  

Guns don't kill people, they also don't save lives. It's people who are the key element and as with Chris Kyle you can be a highly trained individual but if yer unlucky then you bite it like everyone else. 

Guns are the great leveler, a child can easily kill an adult, just ask Kony.  

People don't usually get shot on purpose at the firing range but it's a reminder that anything can happen anywhere when people are involved.