Superman Is A Muslim!

Part eight in our hard hitting series finding out the people who are secret Muslims trying to destroy civilisation and stopping the consumption of bacon with our eggs. Obama, Prince Charles, Cher and Pope Benedict XVI have all been found to be freedom hating dog kicking Muslims.
Next of the list is Superman, AKA Clark Kent. Strangely enough there is no record of him having American citizenship or having entered the cuntry legally even though he works for The Daily Planet which is part owned by the Saudi prince Alwaleed bin Talal the business partner of Rupert Murdoch.

The Daily Planet declined to comment on Mr Kent's legal or work status but Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has been informed.

Superman's father Jor-El is from Kryptonistan and is thought to be a top ranking member of Al Qaeda or at least may own a Koran.

A little more digging and you find that Superman's real name is Kal-El which may mean ' death to the west ' . Where was Superman on 9/11, why is he not stopping the mosque being built two blocks away from the sacred ground of the WTC site which has been ear marked for a really cool and respectful mall and why does he wear his gunties over a tight spandex outfit like a big fruit?

Superman's base of operations the Fortress of Solitude is said to be found either on the Pakistan/Afghani border or in Topeka, Kansas.

Old Knudsen has never met a Muslim but he is pretty sure they all want to kill him and rape his young nephews. Never trust any religion that preaches love and peace.

Next on the Knudsen search for truth: David Cameron the Prime Minister of Britain is a Christian! why else would he be such a donkey raping twat who enjoys the smell of his sinless farts?