Southwest airlines shame on you! Kevin Smith the famous director of Jersey Girl and other numerous Ben Affleck type films was asked to leave the aeroplane he was on even after passing the fat rules of fastening his seat belt with the arm rests doon and not getting stuck into a pie that was placed in front of him for a period of 4 minutes.
Rumours have it that Smith claimed to have a bomb on board but in reality he was just talking to another passenger about all his movies that have bombed at the box office.
Smith or 'K- well fed' as he likes to be called waddled off the plane in disgust but sorta pleased he made the news for something else than a bad film.
He had bought two seats to fit his big wide arse in comfort because as he said 'He had the money to do so'.
Expect to see passengers getting weighed and charged for excess lard in the future like human luggage.
Old Knudsen will concede that Dogma was good if not badly cut and directed.
Later Southwest airlines that have the pretty blue and red planes like Neon fish of the sky apologised to Smith by telephone, by then Smith had added to his size with depression chocolate.
Too young to die too fat to fly................
Tuesday, 16 February 2010
Chubby Going Doon
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3 comments:
Gads, he's become as fat as your typical Scottish teen. Hell, if he sniffs glue, they might make him an honorary Scot teen.
People stay on death row because of leftist douche bags like you, Knudles. If it was up to Christian American Patriots like myself, they'd be sitting on Ole Sparky within a year of conviction.
MJ: It disturbs me what you like.
Reggie: It is the right of every American to be harassed for being fat, fame or not.
Troll: Are you surfing those barely legal teen scot porn sites again? I'm a lefty because I want the people in prisons put to death?
Are you drinking again? its yer other left you fudge rocket Old Knudsen is not left or right he is open to debate not close minded and knee jerk.
"Am I too wide for the sky" he said.
You're not in the sky, you're in the plane. You're too fuckin' wide for the plane. Stick a burner up your hole and tie a wicker basket to you and we'd have a hot air balloon though.
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