Thursday, 3 December 2009

Life la la la la la


Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, un-returnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game. Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. ~The X-Files



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't cave in Soren!

tony said...

Well Yes, but...........It's an easy & undemanding present to shop for.Non?

The Mistress said...

You can use the paper to wipe yer arse.

Romeo Morningwood said...

Niiice.
The perfect Life is hard and then you Die message just in time for the Hollowdays.

Leah said...

I feel you.

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Better yet, you can shit in the box and send it to someone else for Christmas!