No Doubt

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No Doubt

A story inspired by a true rumour on a restroom wall of a tough New York priest burnt out and on the edge and sick of the establishment. He wants to bugger weemen not young boys.

Tempted by Jazzabell (as played by Stefani) Father Errol Flynn (Old Knudsen) gives in and puts his mortal soul in jeopardy by wearing a cock flavoured condom during the 12 minute bum sex scene.

Meryl Streep plays Sister Aloysius Beaver has long lusted over Father Flynn and still has the unborn evil fetus from their drunken one night stand four years ago inside her body.

The demon fetus tells Beaver to kill Jazzabell and then straps Father Flynn to a bed and breaks his legs.

Without giving too much of the plot away Jazzabell's spirit returns and hilarity ensues. Fun for all the family.


Old Knudsen was nominated for a Golden Knob for best Fenian but it was an error and his name was taken off. He says it was the toughest role of his career and even had his eyes surgically made closer to look like a priest. Emersing himself into the role he'd drink for days and be aggressive and vulgar to all.

The sexual tension between Knudsen and a jar of raw liver will be talked about well after this one goes to DVD.