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I wanna focus on my .............................................................................. porn career.


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I have a great post tomorrow by the way, I'm am so super psyched. Its like a cross between Alien versus Predator and High noon with a tad of The way we were thrown in. I have this little worm that digs its way out of my head and tells me these ideas, I call him Andy, no not the worm the guy hanging from the rafters in me garage, he doesn't look like an Andy but that is the clever part of it.

I remember the first time I found out that bodies kept for any length of time may swell up and explode. I was on me way to the job centre when I saw in the bushes what looked like one of them black velvet riding hats, it was too small for me but I kept it anyway. I wondered how they lost it and then out of the sky a bright light appeared fuck I hate the sun it still burns after all these years and as for garlic do you want to smell garlic farts for 5 days? no really its an offer.

Ever notice how garlic and Gaelic are similar? which is funny cos the Irish smell too and I can't understand a thing that garlic says.

The easiest way to poison someone is to inject Hydroclorisamide into their toothpaste, just enough to get used up, it works in 3 hours and is almost undetectable and by the time anyone looks the trace elements are gone. I never brush me teeth with toothpaste I use paint thinners, shit now you know.

I'm not saying anything for certain but 'William Holden' shite films, cause of death he fell and hit his head on a bed side table. It was 3 hours after brushing his teeth.

Now I have to go underground I've said too much, see what blogging does? its like torture but thats enough about reading yer blogs.