News Flash!!!!!!!!

The children from the 'Village of the damned' have teamed up with a giant Lego robot and are destroying Southern England ................ the world doesn't care.

This image is far more scary than anything Dr Who could cum up with.

A skinny bloke in tennis shoes runs up, he is followed by an ugly woman. "leave this planet" he shouts in a stereotype English accent forsaking his real beautiful Scots one. "I am the Doctor and I command you to leave" ugly woman says something glib.

The Lego bot says in a mechanical voice, "destroy destroy" while the children from the village of the Damned not to be confused with the children of the corn because children are so fucking scary charge up their glowing blow yer head up eyes.

"Now" shouts the doctor as some minor character throws an electric cable onto the puddle of water on the ground killing the robot and the kids.

The Doctor and the ugly ASSistant are still alive ............ huh? "Rubba soles!" shouts the doctor.

The Ghostbusters come on and say, "you should have just reversed the polarity for crossed the streams ."

Governor Palin from Buttfuck Alaska walks by and says, "The streams will not be crossed, say no to Roe versus Wade and yes to mong children and children of rape and incest, and those yappy rape victims have to pay for their own rape kits and tests if they want us to investigate."

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