When The Musics Over Sit On A Chair

All I asked for was the head of Anonymous Boxer for possibly having a hand in the making of the next Hollywood Cockbuster 'Beverly Hills Chihuahua' and what I got was a mud wrestling match........ again . MJ turned it into a 'Who will get the old man's cap?' issue. I'm no ded yet. That MJ cannot wait to get her hands on my tweed and where does she get all that mud from?

I used Photoshite to obscure the identifies of some of these bloggers............... or did I? no really I need to know and who are you people and what am I doing here? ever think that Alzheimer patients were really just being philosophical with all their questions but some greedy cunt of a son or daughter wanted their inheritance or just didn't get it?

I once had a person who stood on a bridge and said "Whats the point?" which got me thinking and after 3 hours of discussion they rudely jumped off the bridge the silly fucker, you remember when I posted 8 times in one day on the subject even MJ begged me to stop (something she has never done before) Well we all had a nice day out at the mud patch which is on hallowed ground otherwise that many bloggers in one place would open a Hell or guitar rift and both Satanists and guitar players are such posers so fuck that, just in it for the sex they are, so shallow.

Oh and I was too lazy to do links and if you just got to this blog and don't know anyone, well I don't think I really care.


Mistress MJ readies herself for battle she has been here oh so many times before. Once you've had First Nation's mud filled hoo hoo on yer face even water boarding looks like fun.


Anonymous Boxer being a serious athlete warms up by dooning her sparring partner and a bottle of 'beat the wife'.


Miss Tachae forgot how hot the sun is south of the Canadian border and will not be participating. Having played a Doctor on TV I will administer treatment free of charge.


Inner Voices took time off from shooting at empty beer cans and butt raping city folk to referee the match. He tried to start on the count of 3 but needed help with figuring out those number thingys.


Everyone seems so sexy on the Interweb who knew I had so many hot readers?


Madonna wanted to join in but that is one nasty hoor bag and that was a used corn hob.

Momentary Madness was momentary aroused 'Viva Viagra!'


Jimmy Bastard had some business in Thailand to take care of and couldn't make it. He is asking for donations for legal help on his blog.


Mago insisted on restoring order and shot Mr Pineapples in the face for calling him German. Mr Pineapples my shite has more smarts than you, hes from Frankleberg or Franconia you twat which makes him a Frankfurter or a Hamburger or something.

Mago we demand to see yer passport.


Savannah had to leave the fight early as she needed a drink. I wasn't counting but that gurl sure likes her Penis Coladas .

Mj and Boxer realised that in war there is no real winner (except when we beat the IRA and the Argentineans and the Germans......... twice) maybe it was the Scotch that was in the both of them or maybe the mud stuck them together but the words, "yer my best fucking mate" was reported to have been heard.



Now off home ya scamps for some good clean fun.



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