Sunday, 7 September 2008

My Penis Has Seen Better Days

I have recently found out that I have Morgellons Disease so anyone I've been in close contact with recently needs to get checked out and incinerated.


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8 comments:

Barlinnie said...

"..... Hello hen, is that Mrs Smith? Ya wannae tell big Walter that he needs tae phone Gartnavel as soon as he gets hame?..ta" "... who's calling?, och.. just say its a friend"

The Mistress said...

Does "spitting distance" qualify as close contact?

Anonymous said...

Yo ho ho!

angela said...

This post made angela sad.

Perhaps with a shave and some dental work you'll be able to turn things around.

All the best hun.

Anonymous said...

Whack it off!

Momentary Madness said...

Man you crack me up you really do.

Jenny said...

quit playing with that thing, you'll go blind next.

M@ said...

That thing looks... dry.