Monday, 12 May 2008
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Hornivore On The Run
- Old Knudsen
- I'm a witty fucker, a base and vile brabbler; chronically dissatisfied person who rebels against the established system,a gob in the eye of convention.I hung on a wind-rocked tree nine whole nights. A man of action is his own Sun. Correct punctuation and sentence structure is for the weak. My mother was an Ulster bare-knuckle fighter and my father a Scottish Viking. I was born in a coracle in the middle of the Irish Sea, delivered by the sea God Manannan. I am the only Timelord with his own teeth. I'm a Chestnut Tree and proud of it. Winner of the Darwin award 1932, runner-up 1954.Time magazine Person of the Year 2006. I'm a double dipper.A hater. A spoiler. A Blogger without a hat is to be mocked. I'm the playboy of the western world.I'm a sexual compulsive and a dangerous intellect. Banned in Halifax. My heart is black but my body is blue.I discovered Blogjinx©. I've been fisting Lemurs Since 500 A.D.
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14 comments:
The thought police are comin' get down man.
1968 is comin back again. I can hear the proles stirin' below the streets.
It's goin' to quite nasty this time though.
I haven't seen white dog poo in years.
Obviously you have a secret source of white dog poo.
Is that where you've been? Out collecting white dog poo?
couldn't stay away, sugar? ;-)
Man it's true I too haven't seen white shite since younkers; in fact I'd forgotten all about it.
As I remember: it was always well packed, and crumbled evenly, at least the shite I usually played with did, and no smell either.
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That picture of the Congolese army is a bit out of place, or is it somethin' to do with Alvin Toffler?.
Thank you, Knudsen. That first pic made my day.
Ahh, I knew it... you love us (America)
MM the Thought police need to get real jobs like traffic cops or IT specialists or something.
MJ I have a stash at low prices.
savannah yes I could but the public needed me, the tons of concerned e-mails I didn't get was amazing.
MM Its to do with using chalk as a filler, well they've changed the ingredients in dog food its just not the same, Congo and America aren't too far of.
lceel makes you love America right?
a boxer the thing I love most is the low education, even a southern Englishman can't help but feel superior.
I was eaten up by worry but was planning to give you another day's grace before I emailed you.
Besides, yer Ma was in touch with me to let me know you're all right.
I'm not alright I'm on the lam or is it lamb?
On the lamb?
Is it that inflatable sheep I gave to you last Christmas?
Is there anything we can do for you?
Tomorrows post shall explain all and reveal my shame.
I told you that Iphone would come in handy... your captors have no idea you're blogging.
Or, if you have escaped, maybe you've entered the Witness Protection Program?
Fine. I'll wait. Bah.
Its an ayephone lass.
they held me and hugged me and gave me a red rocket.
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