Wednesday, 16 November 2016

Trump's Dream Team

Adrian Schittler the Secretary of State

Hey Americans, if you didn't want to see yer President everyday then you should have elected someone boring that didn't do crazy shit all the time.

Trump is shaping up his cabinet. His peeps like Chris Christie, Ben Carson, Newt Gingrich, Lt Gen Michael Flynn, David Duke and Rudy Giuliani are taking care of the transition to the White House. That involves replacing toilets, sinks and what ever "those people" might have touched including centuries old dining ware with clean things .... gold in colour obviously.

Giuliani has a carpet cleaner so he'll be in charge of that and Christie is meticulous when it comes to cleaning windows.
You might write off David Duke as a mere Holocaust denier but as the former Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan he knew how to get his whites white and the Obama's haven't done the laundry in months, they are really letting things pile up .... you should see the sink, full of dishes, I hope Gingrich has his rubber gloves. 
Carson will do yard work supervised by Flynn, duh.  

In Trump's 8 year White House plan he's going to transform it into the Gold House and maybe with some towers an shit. America will be great whether it wants to be or not.

We've heard he's going to put Stephen Bannon as White House Chief Strategist, he is the white nationalist, anti-Semitic, sexist, racist who was the head of the conservative Breitbart News which was an attack dog and rumour mill for Trump during the campaign. So a great choice then.

Reince Priebus a more conventional choice as chief of staff, his main qualification is his loyalty to the Conservative cause. He's looking forward to getting stuck into immigration, the border and Obamacare.  

Trump then announced Adrian Schittler as the Secretary of State with deals with foreigner policy, he was quickly corrected and said foreign policy.

Schittler is the author of the best selling book, 'Hitler had the right idea' as soon as Trump speed read the blurb on the back he knew he was the white right man for the job.  

Schittler said of his appointment, "We've all seen Black Lives Matter, the protests at Standing Rock, the constant threat from terrorism and the many injustices throughout the US and all over the world and I am here today to tell you that persecuting the white race will no longer be tolerated." 
He was silenced by Bannon who could be heard saying "not in front of the Jewish media" as he calmed Schittler down.

Trump laughed and said, "aren't these guys fantastic, the best ever."

Well Old Bitter Balls is ready to support Trump and his dream team because you don't run for President unless you have the best interests of the American people at heart right? 

I give you a recent photo shoot from the First Lady to celebrate the fact that a strong independent woman can get into the White House .... as long as she marries right. Happy Hump day.  

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