Thursday, 5 June 2014

The Pope Converts Israel

The Pope and one of his attack hawks. 

Not content to merely insult Israel by arguing with the Israeli Prime Minister, praying at a West bank "peace" wall covered in anti-Israel graffiti and meeting with the leader of Fatah, Pope Francis said a couple of special blessings and converted all the Jews to Catholism.

"Jesus loves you whether you like it or not and Jesus was a Catholic who *spoke whatever the fuck he wanted to* bitches" chuckled the pope as he headed towards some unsuspecting children.  

*Jesus was a magical demigod much like Hercules but more effeminate and had special powers* 

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