Thursday, 16 July 2009

Rich But Still Ugly As Fuck


Jack Whittaker won $315 million jackpot on Christmas Day seven years ago.

He lost his granddaughter to drugs in 2004 , he settled with the parents of a teenage friend of his granddaughter's who died at his house from a drug overdose. His wife divorced him thieves stole $500,000 and now his daughter has been found dead in her flat.

He looks like a cunt anyway, gurn up lad. $315 million can bring on a lot of self inflicted misery such as letting yer 17 year-old granddaughter and her friends do drugs in yer hoose.

If ya don't want the money give it to me, dopey shites are still dopey shites even after becoming rich.


6 comments:

ARCHAVIST said...

He he

MJ said...

$315 million would buy me a lifetime pass on The Old Knudsen Love Train Express.

The Jelly Monster said...

Ahhh that really sad :(

TachaƩ said...

weeeeird I was having coffee this morning with a guy at my work, saying this exact thing ... shitty ass trailer trash win millions and are back to where they were before or worse within a few years.

Dumb shite. Ill make good use of that money for him. .. ohhhh the purses. I would buy a house made of purses.

Donn said...

Why is it that the Government always gets all of their (OUR) money back? Welfare and Lottery cheques are recycled back into system and back into the coffers within days, sometimes hours.

Just once I'd like to see a normal f*cking person win a lottery, make a few realistic affordable upgrades to his life, and go on to enjoy a normal but debt-free life...isn't that the idea?

You can't live like a movie star..some movie stars make $25 Million per movie..so they basically "win" 3 lotteries a year!

Those of us who waste a few bucks on tickets and openly admit that we cannot fathom the concept of 1 in 14 million odds, will continue to support this rags to riches and back to rags cycle for these idiots....
which makes us just as glad that we don't win!

TROLL Y2K said...

What a douche-bag. How did thieves steal 500K? Did they scam him or did the moron have 500K in cash at his home?

The largest Florida Lotto winner was a millionaire prior to winning. And a lesbo. But not as stupid as Whittaker.