Old Bitter Balls
Monday, 12 November 2007

If You Can't Be With The One You Love Then Love The One Yer With

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What is the story to this picture? Many people think my bedroom wall is covered with photos of myself but no its covered with photos of you...
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Sunday, 11 November 2007

The Battle Of Mongs

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Battle Of Mons On the 11th of the 11th which is remembrance Sunday I'd like to clear up something that has been bothering me for decades...
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Saturday, 10 November 2007

Suicide Dating

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Inspired by Matt of Animal mind who read the below post and admitted to having a date with an Arabic woman, that is so cool just think how ...
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Lyrical Knudsen

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She has a face for a suicide bomber and whats with the black clothes are you a ninja? 23-year-old Samina Malik from west London who called ...
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We Don't Do The Spin Doctors

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Wha ts the bloody Romans ever done for us? Tony Blair will complete his conversion to Roman Catholicism within weeks. The former Prime Minis...
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Friday, 9 November 2007

Fine Child Bearing Hips

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Everything I do I do it for you my 2 regular readers. I sauntered (I don't like the word stalk) behind this lass for 20 minutes before ...
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Suck My Yellow Beads

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Wow looks like great fun, nice try China, yer only thinning the herd, if the kiddies eat their toys then they must be mongs. China is at it...
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At Least He Wasn't Speeding

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He doesn't look drunk does he? he looks like miscarriage that somehow survived . Ex movie star, wannabe boxer and IRA supporter Mickey...
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Wednesday, 7 November 2007

Not Everyone Likes A Yank

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Now that Blair has gone and the non-poodle like Gordon Brown is in power Bush isn't feeling the love anymore. What does he do? he flirt...
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Put The Dog Doon

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This dog has had his day. A while back I did a post on how crap Dog Chapman is with his pointy high heeled boots that he can't run in f...
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Tuesday, 6 November 2007

Old Knudsen For Something

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Campaign for ruling the world in a vague way I have the botox and the hand gestures. I am a man of the people. I will wipe and sanitize my ...
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Monday, 5 November 2007

The Last Words Of Jesus Were, "I'll Be Back."

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Some people say he looks like a big fat devil here but I can't see it, maybe its his red shirt that does it. How did that fat crazy cu...
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Nasa You Slack Jawed Cunts

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NASA's Dawn spacecraft lifted off to explore an asteroid and a dwarf planet. It will reach Vesta, its first stop in 2011 and Ceres, its ...
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Sunday, 4 November 2007

Its 'V' For Vienetta and 'C' For Cornetto

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Guy Fawkes and his gang of English Roman Catholics tried to blow up the hooses of Parliament on 5th November 1605 attempting to kill King Ja...
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Lazy Sunday

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From the Blogger who brought you this. And how could you forget this? Now brings you this. So anyway I've been doing a ton of serious p...
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Saturday, 3 November 2007

Only A Man Confident In His Sexuality Calls His Plane Gay

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Colonel Paul Tibbets of the US air force who flew the B-29 bomber named Enola Gay (named after his mother who was ghey) and dropped the ...
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Illegal Immigrants Always Use Airports

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Blacks are most welcome in Belfast, just don't eyeball me boy. A man was wrongly accused of being an illegal immigrant at Belfast City ...
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Friday, 2 November 2007

Startling Discovery About Texas Chupacabra

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I said it was a dog, close enough, they all taste the same. The animals found in Texas that were thought the legendary chupacabra or goat-s...
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I Got Smarts

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They have changed the format to "Are you smarter than a 10 year old?" no longer will they get some little swat who goes to a good...
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Al Save Us

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Buy my DVD you stupid people. When Al Gore and the UN's Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change won the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize I said...
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I'm a witty fucker, a base and vile brabbler; chronically dissatisfied person who rebels against the established system,a gob in the eye of convention.I hung on a wind-rocked tree nine whole nights. A man of action is his own Sun. Correct punctuation and sentence structure is for the weak. My mother was an Ulster bare-knuckle fighter and my father a Scottish Viking. I was born in a coracle in the middle of the Irish Sea, delivered by the sea God Manannan. I am the only Timelord with his own teeth. I'm a Chestnut Tree and proud of it. Winner of the Darwin award 1932, runner-up 1954.Time magazine Person of the Year 2006. I'm a double dipper.A hater. A spoiler. A Blogger without a hat is to be mocked. I'm the playboy of the western world.I'm a sexual compulsive and a dangerous intellect. Banned in Halifax. My heart is black but my body is blue.I discovered Blogjinx©. I've been fisting Lemurs Since 500 A.D.
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