I've never read the book, in fact if you ever catch me reading any book give me a kick in the balls. I just liked the title. I can...

# 10 and that terrible Tate woman, everyman's nightmare wife type. Being a Time lord myself, yes the last of his kind except all the re...

After a long day fighting the wogs for the Empire or chopping doon the Navajo Peach trees with Kit Carson , I like to relax and enjoy the ne...

I got this e-mail yesterday: hello again oldknudsen That was amazing, how many orgasms did i have? I lost count. Jennefer palma Damn it if I...

I don't want to talk about it. There is the talk between couples ............. 'that talk'. One side isn't very happy with ...

Fucking NHS cut backs, do they think I want to see other patients getting a rectal exam? as usual the doctor can't speak English, I...

A lorry shed its load of nearly 2,000 chickens on the A80 and most major roads across central Scotland were brought to a standstill for 9 ho...

She wore it for Ronnie who loved to tap that arse. Its Maggie's 82 nd birthday today .Most people who talk about Margaret Thatcher do s...

Yes I get bored easily thats one of my many curses, check out THIS to see what I've been up to.

Yer just walking doon the road with yer gurlfriend and three young weemen are showing their firm young breasts for the camera, most men hav...

By young people I mean under 50. Heres old Winnie doing his 'W' and representing to all the Nazis in the hoose. Remember when you us...

Killamory, Scotland-ish. News just in that Old Knudsen the world's greatest blogger has been taken hostage by long time friend and glue...

" Waiter theres a jew in My soup," "keep it to yourself you zionist pig dog or they'll all be wanting one." If yer i...

If you won't do it up the bum no babies with this, then yer just ghey. When I worked at Tillyman's Fish and Chip Shop (the best bat...

"The Americans will always do the right thing... after they've exhausted all the alternatives."

Burn Dunluce burn, who the fuck builds a castle on a cliff anyway? I'd build it closer to the shops. I have seen many travel shows that ...

South Korean president Roh Moo Hyun went to North Korea to have a summit meeting with Kim Jong il. This is the second such meeting between ...

If any of you lot subscribe to 'Geezer' magazine you'll have noticed the interview I gave in it. Thanks to those who sent me e-...

You have no idea what its like to be me, the outlandish claims people make about me and the constant harassment I receive , then theres the...

Like I know what day of the week it is, I'm the greatest blogger in the world not a fucking calender . Captain America is indicted on mu...