Old Bitter Balls
Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Colonel Sanders Is Bollock Licking Good.

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When the British pulled out of Basra some said they left the city in the hands of the insurgents and failed at keeping the peace, its mostly...
Tuesday, 18 September 2007

The English Are Rubbish

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The gurl on the left reminds me of the sister of a former ex of mine, the gurl couldn't pronounce her words correctly, no excuse for it...
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Gunfight At The So So Corral

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We're old and ready to die so don't fuck with us. A man of action and sometimes of violence, mothers would tremble and clutch their...
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Sunday, 16 September 2007

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This

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Pedos Galore.

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Timmy Chandler a convicted fondler and pedo, as American as apple pie, he votes Republican , loves Jesus and long walks on the beach. Appala...
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Saturday, 15 September 2007

Headline Of The Week

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From The BBC: Ice cream man has assets frozen
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Friday, 14 September 2007

I Say 'NO' To The Mandela Hype

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Nelson and Winnie meet Rosa Parks who got famous for hogging a bus seat or something. I heard that Winnie actually wanted to stab her, you ...
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News Lies And Inyerendo

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Antique painting experts (if that is indeed a real job) didn't have anything better to do than re-x-ray (if that is indeed a real word) ...
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Flucking Plick In My Yangtzee

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Luo Cuifen, 29, went to doctors complaining of blood in her urine and found that 23 needles had been inserted into her body from years back....
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Wednesday, 12 September 2007

Enter My Ring

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You don't even wait for a count of ten for me to submit anymore, you never cuddle or talk to me, you just roll over and start crying, t...
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Tuesday, 11 September 2007

Bourne Again

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Damon is a star who can actually act even though he looks like a pixie, I wonder what their kid ended up looking like. Matt Damon was in Lon...
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Monday, 10 September 2007

Hitler's Mascot

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He was paraded in front of another secret Jew, Hitler himself while he wore his cute little S.S. uniform. Alex Kurzem went to live in Austr...
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The Awful Truth About Old Knudsen

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Oh sorry wrong place HERE is the place you need to be.
Sunday, 9 September 2007

Cybrid Nation

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The British government has agreed on principle to allow mad scientists to inject human DNA into animal cells in the fight against Michael P...
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Saturday, 8 September 2007

This Old Infidel Hoose

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More details of the Osama Bin Laden video tape have been released. To prove to the world that hes still alive and the tape is a recent one ...
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Childcare Never Changes

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500 years ago in the Andes, children were sacrificed to mark the annual corn harvest. Dressed in fine clothes, given corn alcohol and taken ...
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Friday, 7 September 2007

Osama Makes A Cumback.

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Osama bin hiding is making a comeback. He released a tape of his greatest hits and his new rant 'I will so fuck the west up.' Osama...
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I'm a witty fucker, a base and vile brabbler; chronically dissatisfied person who rebels against the established system,a gob in the eye of convention.I hung on a wind-rocked tree nine whole nights. A man of action is his own Sun. Correct punctuation and sentence structure is for the weak. My mother was an Ulster bare-knuckle fighter and my father a Scottish Viking. I was born in a coracle in the middle of the Irish Sea, delivered by the sea God Manannan. I am the only Timelord with his own teeth. I'm a Chestnut Tree and proud of it. Winner of the Darwin award 1932, runner-up 1954.Time magazine Person of the Year 2006. I'm a double dipper.A hater. A spoiler. A Blogger without a hat is to be mocked. I'm the playboy of the western world.I'm a sexual compulsive and a dangerous intellect. Banned in Halifax. My heart is black but my body is blue.I discovered Blogjinx©. I've been fisting Lemurs Since 500 A.D.
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