Old Bitter Balls
Sunday, 13 May 2007

Spot The Cox.

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God bless Australian weemen. I am against double standards well unless they go in my favour. I am sick of the way men can take their shirts...
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28 Minutes Later.

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Today a bear infected with the rage virus escaped from the Robbins research facility in London, tore and slashed its way through the city a...
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Saturday, 12 May 2007

The Power Struggle Continues

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DUP leader Ian Paisley and Tea Boy Bertie Ahern fight over a loaded musket from paisley's Battle of the Boyne days, one of these brave ...
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Lost Gurl.

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There has been a lot of talk about Madeleine McCann the 3 year old gurl who was snatched from her bed when she was left alone with 2 year ol...
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Friday, 11 May 2007

Caravan Of love.

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Sex, Drama, Passion and the mention of Old Knudsen's dripping cock. One day in our village we heard the tinkling of metal and the clip c...
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Read This, If You Dare.

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Fat Sparrow the bird that is responsible for me spreading my muck on Blogs has out did herself so click here to see what she has written, i...
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Folks Just Called Him Yeller.

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Democrat Joseph Kennedy Sr, a fan of Hitler and his anti-Semitic views, not a fan of the British it all boils doon to potatoes, hmmmm boile...
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Thursday, 10 May 2007

Hamas TV Show Update.

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Thanks to the ribbing Old Knudsen just gave the Hamas TV show featuring the Mickey Mouse type character Farfur who spread hatred against Isr...
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I Need Support.

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" Pull yerself together ya fucking pussy there are people watching." I mentioned in a previous post about my job as a life coach a...
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Don't Go.

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Tony Blair has announced he is to resign 27th June, fresh from his high at bringing the DUP and Sinn Fein as a power sharing government thu...
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Wednesday, 9 May 2007

You Goofy Looking Fucker.

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A TV station run by Palestinian political terrorist and catering group Hamas has put a children's show out featuring Farfur a strangely ...
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Tuesday, 8 May 2007

Sharing Is Good.

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Tony: "Did you hear the one about the IRA man who burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe when he tried to blown up a car? sorry Martin was ...
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Tough Headlines

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Chinese foreign minister Sum Yung Ghey has answered accusations that Chinese made weapons have been supplied to the Sudanese government . ...

By The Power Of Blogging, I Have The Power.

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After my post about World bank president Paul Wolfowitz furthering the career of his lady love he has now decided to resign, no one gives me...
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Greece Can Have The Elgin Marbles Back.

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"Take that you one armed horse dude," "I'll feckin kill ya for spilling ma pint ya no cock wonder". After you pick ...
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Monday, 7 May 2007

Get yer dirty Ape Paws Off Me Knob.

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He wants a buck at yer weemen. Those silly Austrians are at it again. They want Hiasl a 26 year old male chimpanzee legally declared a pers...
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Kenyan Wins Belfast City Marathon

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Now theres a shock. I didn't realise that Belfast had many Kenyans, 2 hours 16 minutes , the first female to cross the line at 2 hours 3...
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Sunday, 6 May 2007

We're All Friends Now.

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The Ulster Volunteer Force which for you know nothings out there is a protestant paramilitary group responsible for killing at least up to 5...
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George The Wonder Dog.

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A photo interpretation of how George might like while chewing on a well deserved bone. George the Jack Russell gave his life in saving a gr...
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The Ballad of the German Soldier's Bride.

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And what did he send you my bonny lass, From the old old town of Prague? From Prague he sent me ribboned shoes, Ribboned shoes for my dancin...
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