The Yupik Eskimos of western Alaska in yet another try to goad the Kola Norwegians of the Russian Kola Peninsula into a war have made the cl...

While I'm on the subject of angry sex did you hear about the Tsunami about a week ago in the Solomon islands? about 39 people dead which...

Giovanni Ribisi wants his DNA back. One of the sailors that was held captive by the Iranians for 13 days has revealed what was in the gift ...

Research from the European Medical Commission has found that children conceived while the male was using Viagra are born without the VGT XRN...

I wish to forge a bond of friendship between the British people and the people of Iran, starting with this gurl, she's purdy.

Everyone knows that Easter celebrates the torturing to death of Jesus and then him getting beamed up into the Mother ship as a big fuck you ...

Young dumb and full of cum ............... probably. Norwegians do it, Canucks do it, even fluffy Polar bears do it, lets do it lets cull s...

When Old Knudsen heard the news of the attack he jumped into action. Well to be honest I get all my info from the orient via a slow boat fro...

Many people think MJ over on The Infomaniac has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder because she is always washing and rewashing her hands, but s...

If there are any children in the room quickly bring the wee fuckers over and show them the picture, see what happens when Sesame Street trie...

If you get freaked out just think of it like keeping fish in an aquarium. Second from the left wearing the nipple clamps is Artie, hes a dir...

Sometimes I feel like I'm Spongebob ripping his square pants for a cheap laugh. Ach must be time for a willy post.

To those poor Marines locked up for 13 days with some Semen, yer ordeal is over, unless you don't want it to be of course. I'm sure...

"oooohhhh thats super. Mario my Latin lover you're so hot but its a pity you can't get erections so you invade little islands ...

Halle Berry has just received her star on the Hollywood walk of fame, shes number 2,333. I will not make crude comments about her brown star...

Two of natures cute and cuddly animals together in harmony. You can tell from it's rear the bear is on its moons, the Seal must of said...

Everyone knows that just like Pirates Johnny Black fellow likes the booty. To attract the male black vote for his 3rd term er I mean his wi...

People are always e-mailing me to do nice positive feel good posts so instead of slagging off a nation I will look for something nice to sa...

I didn't think you cunts would want proof on Britney's demise click here for that news story.

Look at that, they have to throw hexagon rocks in order to obey the Koran no doubt, real men throw half bricks. My Bible can kick yer Koran...