Irish Palm Pilot. "You should never forget where you come" from that's what my old Grandfather used to say to me, the irony w...

Top 'o' the mornin to ya Knudsen. I'm here from the Brotherhood of Leprechauns to warn ya about all the fecking stereotyping yo...

Adams grapples with a Knudsenite sans cap. Fighting erupted in South Belfast's lower Ormeau road today. The annual pilgrimage to the fo...

To protect his identity we covered his eyes they are indeed slitty, heres one of the many times he asked to be fed "long time." An...

I am also Stavros from the Kebab shop, would you like some hair in yer food? Khalid Shaikh Mohammed Al-Qaeda's big juicy # 3 has finally...

An Engilshman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day. After being served a fly landed in each of their p...

If a cat always lands on its feet and toast always lands buttered-side-down, what if...?

Actor Gareth Hunt died of pancreatic cancer aged 65. In his younger days he played Mike Gambit in the New Avengers and then his career soar...

JESUS WAS IRISH 1. He lived at home until he was thirty. 2. Just before he died, he went out drinking with his buddies. 3. His mother thou...

When the Persians came up the back passage way only 300 Scottish Spartans stood in their way with their big hard spears and Tridents, well ...

Africa has been screwed for years lets leave them alone to sort themselves out and the troubles will go away, eventually. Look at this cute...

This week there will be a very important event to the lives of many, the day before that is Red Nose Day, a charity drive run by Comic Reli...

" What the fluck! this Knudsen is a plick but look at Harry Potter's wang." Tony over at Bench (really ebench) informed me th...

Colleen had not been home for over five years. Upon her return her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not...

No really I'm not running for President, absolutely not, no way would I have yer vote if I did ? I have ignored Al Gore for a while now ...

There are worse things to be afraid of than Blog trolls and Spam, moderation is for Monks. I really have no idea what is going on in this p...

Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and...

The Israeli diplomatic service trains candidates for years in BDSM, Arab bashing and child pornography, oh and a bit of diplomacy but not to...

The Untouchables is a great film, its as historically accurate as any other the Hollywood movies but who cares? I've just been reminded...

There is a town in Austria called Fucking and they get really fucked off sometimes because people keep stealing the signs, sure it may seem...