Murder Most Foul

Russia and Putin in general has to be the best gaslighter ever. Troops in Ukraine? They are just tourists that happen to be serving Russian military personnel. Cyber attacks on Estonia, the US and other countries ...some patriotic hacker in their mom's basement, nothing to do with us. Sonic attacks on US embassies??? .... where do you get this crap from and we also never kill journalists either.  

Journalists that just happened to violently die under Putin. 

Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov are not Russian agents sent to kill Sergei and Yulia Skripal with the toxin Novichok. They work in the sports industry. Look at them, do they look like trained killers? ... I think not. 

They arrived in London on 2nd March and on the 3rd they traveled by train to the town of Salisbury. 

 

Totally normal tourist behavior because lets face it there is fuck all to see and do in London St Paul's cathedral, Buckingham Palace, the London eye, Westminster Abbey, Big Ben, Madame Tussauds, The Victoria and Albert Museum, Tower of London, The National Gallery, The British Museum, Soho, Trafalgar Square, two Tate galleries,Churchill's war rooms, Hyde Park,Covent Garden, Hampton Court, Royal Botanic Gardens, The Harry Potter Experience and certainly no cathedrals or old clocks.

It was in no way a reconnaissance run. The fact that a former Russian spy lived there was a complete coincidence.   

This is what a real spy looks like. Anna Chapman was one of 10 spies arrested in New York in 2010. She has branded Sergei Skripal a traitor and I believe her, cos she's hot. 

The two innocent Russian spies tourists said there was too much snow and slush in Salsbury on the 3rd to see the world famous tall cathedral spire and old working clock and you know how delicate Russians are.  Russians are not used to snow and cold conditions so they hurriedly returned to London. 

On the 4th they returned to Salsbury when the snow had cleared to smear toxin concealed in a fake perfume bottle on the door handle of Skripal's house see the cathedral good and proper and then flew back to Moscow that night. 

A police officer investigating the poisoning became ill and Dawn Sturgess died and her partner Charlie Rowley fell critically ill after he found the perfume in a charity bin. 

Yep, totally normal tourists. Just because Putin poisoned a former Russian agent before in London and other top level Russians in England have mysteriously died over the years doesn't mean it was him. It could have been anyone .... I bet it was Iran.

Murder she badly wrote

Then there was not a real writer self published romance novelist Nancy Crampton Brophy from Oregon who allegedly shot dead her husband. I'm no detective but if someone writes a story called 'How to kill your husband' then I'd sure look into that.   

It's like they aren't even trying these days for fucks sake. 

Daniel Brophy and his big cock which was foul fowl

Chef  Danny B as I imagine him being called was shot in the kitchen ... ouch! Poor innocent Nancy has already said how she doesn't want to go to prison so therefore didn't kill him because orange is not her colour. She looks awesome in blue and pink don't ya think? 

She also doesn't like divorce as she is a traditional kinda gal and doesn't want to lose half her stuff and that cock was bought with their JOINT account money and so it's rightfully hers damn it! 

With poison she said it took too long and who has time to hang around some sick person? ... yuck! 

Then with a knife she said it's "really up close and personal" .... and only poofy Europeans use knives. 

A gun requires some skill and is noisy so perhaps a hitman?  Nancy was too stunned by Chef  Danny Bster's (which he may also have been called) sudden death to show any emotion. 

Her writing certainly sets her up as being the perfect patsy. 

So far Putin or the Russian government have said nothing about the case but Old Knudsen would look to Iran for clues and to leave poor Nancy alone.