Pope Francis Does Better

Since God did not answer Pope Francis' prayer for peace in the Ukraine the Vatican has upped the ante by using a more powerful spell.

With political opposition leaders being abducted and tortured and constant clashes with the police in anti- government demonstrations it's still pretty gnarly there.

When the Pope threw a pair of doves out the window they were attacked by crows and seagulls as a message from God ... 'must do better!'  So now he has tapped into Vatican stock and chucked a baby out the window.

The baby, dressed as a bunny to symbolise energy and strength but unlike his predecessor, Pope Francis used a less expensive Asian baby instead of a white one, so humble ...... and thats why we love him.