David Cameron Apology

British Prime Minister David Cameron has issued an apology on behalf of Great Britain for giving the world 'The Benny Hill Show.'

Mr Cameron went on to say, "Though I may have pleasured myself to the show as a young man, I now must look upon the show's legacy with sorrow as it is always to be included with the great Monty Python every time a foreign person speaks about British humour."

The British government is expected to pay out millions of pounds in recompense for injury or loss.