Kim Kardashian's Big Fat Arse Is Almost As Good As Bacon

Who gives a fuck that Kim Kardashian has lost 25LBS after squeezing out her sprog? And who the fuck wants to see if her arse is still bubble-delicious?

Old Knudsen is disgusted that this even makes the news, don't new parents usually take 500 pictures of their ugly babies? Well Kim hands the baby off to a wet nurse and tweets her arse .... Old Knudsen would totally tweet her arse again, all that cushion for the pushin.