Flashpoint What A Feeling

Experts in Northern Ireland have discovered links between parades going through areas in which they are not welcome and civil unrest.

When asked to comment on this a DUP spokesperson said "If it wasn't for those meddling taigs we could do what we want."

On a side note there was no trouble at the Belfast ghey pride parade at the weekend and people were actually smiling and laughing as you would normally do during parades.