Old Knudsen is making up this competition to make yer dreams cum true. Now the questions below have to be answered 100% correctly because no doubt there will be a lot of dissappointed people that don't win.
For the chance to win an all expenses paid night out with Old Knudsen merely answer these simple questions.
- Are you available up to the 20th November?
- Do you have a nice car?
- Will you buy Old Knudsen drink, ciggies and a sausage supper on top of his other expenses for his all expenses paid nite out?
- Are you willing to bribe or fight security to get Old Knudsen backstage?
- If Old Knudsen blows chunks or makes some other wet mess in yer car will you get on like a yappy shite?
1 yes
ReplyDelete2 of course i do
3 so long as i can steal a sausage
4 na i will just pretend to be the cab for the performers instead
5 to be fair i would be a yappy shite but thats what window are there for!
Ask Manuel.
ReplyDeleteLady Boys?!? Nah, I think I'll take the zero.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Ms. Nations would be up for this.
ReplyDeleteSHE'S BACK!
I must respectfully DECLINE the offer.
ReplyDeleteBelfast Cabby, I would have to fight the urge of running off and leaving you all night.
ReplyDeleteMago, Manuel has yet to tell me where he works and has not invited me round for drinks yet.... maybe hes forgotten.
Reggie, I used to fight it too. Start off slowly with team sports and work yer way up.
MJ, she maybe back but will going violate her parole?
Heff, I'll put you doon as a possilbe.